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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。7 s$ f' r2 U* Y
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?8 I# O+ Y: j4 K0 w" G& u
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
2 Y Q$ E, f) z9 a+ cConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around / d& z, R; c6 d' Q1 d i
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# g+ R# b. p; Y0 cConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
e4 Q% x, q' x0 ~* IConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 5 c8 V$ |; H" B( e3 O0 q2 V
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ) O8 u& b8 r- C! p9 Q+ O" f
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
* r; a7 L( g+ x* U' WConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
I6 K- T# b: Z( N, C7 JConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 4 a( p D, E2 n s a
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ; H) \; A* |3 F% [3 Z* s$ c7 {
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ; a2 @' f& A ^' Z1 H' ]7 l$ ~# m
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on . X# x1 @ @; l9 ]5 M& a* L# A
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
' l" B3 d0 g! O- P: h3 @; u; tConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , l# V6 e+ d, Q2 x$ }" S$ r9 m/ L( l
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
- o$ u( u4 Z. QConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
0 h2 h3 y+ \% s/ J) V) q8 l0 WConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
9 B, N a( i2 @2 j. Z* eConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted + A+ u0 z. I/ h, u1 J4 N/ ?2 h
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist % p3 @ ^- L) ^5 c' @* G4 W
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' f/ N% L0 O+ I6 C7 `Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel . z1 K# M+ ] ]* Q$ }; ^, O2 Z
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck : f$ q* i: F, h' q1 f5 ~0 d" q
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot & N) P. @' N+ Z* \- b& p
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- r5 B- b6 W7 S, B# `( d- B; g) mConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 5 e/ {( X2 [% V0 W9 ~9 ^) X: r5 r
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy $ ?6 n- q, I6 t# b5 ?
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people & l* W7 Z; k Y' I$ b
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean : F. @$ \ `: E- q
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
4 E2 d; e& S( HConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 1 I+ p# @0 t: h# q1 J
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
! q O$ |; x7 D! VConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 8 O, n: B' f7 n+ ?) ^* _9 a+ X
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ) {+ t2 i" W. `# ]- L
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 m. b4 e5 F9 r( T# r# U* B" u
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ' N0 i/ N' v1 g! z
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
) v/ Z& X. k% G+ ]Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
2 A6 \% f! |0 o* i% N0 p6 b% b+ FConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
4 a, }1 X7 ~- O g, F. ZConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 9 ]8 B q! L0 Z& f; I
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
! `5 c$ W! k" M0 X% ~Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic : [& O) C) D# E
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) a& M) ~' e& v% Z8 M/ L( \! P
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 9 |1 X% X7 k2 k+ l* P
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
3 H# e% [- H- _5 l* k: n+ N% [9 MConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
) q9 S8 v+ e* r3 B+ P3 M5 wConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit " A0 b X+ V: q% V( u# w1 s
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
. N2 C' S9 _5 O# S3 y! yConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ; B7 m$ U6 g6 W! z2 j
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face " j* r. C0 g+ P- m' |/ o2 O2 k+ w
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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