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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。- A/ e5 ]/ h- ]3 R: `9 S$ Z
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
+ v+ u- k+ E; g( g5 hConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
( |( b% r4 {* D0 b' l! KConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 1 E5 e, N$ |+ ~' c; i0 P" t5 V
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 9 T" ~2 C# Y8 F; e" @. K! y% E
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 4 b" w1 N1 h& o
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left + p0 B" ?1 q% |' ^1 l2 T/ ]& f$ K
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
; o. g; b2 k1 l! X5 v( z6 mConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
+ ]( \) Y# `8 n7 T8 Y2 n. {$ |Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it : B }& ~3 [1 D+ w( x5 @: i+ Y* T
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ) q+ z) f4 e, z2 D+ J) W' _
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
, }! F) ?5 S% c& o# L1 gConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly - m5 a% G; | ]& H
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
J% N' S4 B6 z6 J% VConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
) E+ F' B$ P( k S) k2 TConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* c& x; R, M+ ~' e2 \% ?Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
% x2 N6 r9 X$ ?6 `$ ~ L6 \1 nConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 5 X, O" V) \5 q& |" m: n4 E
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired , C7 I" S7 i+ F5 ~7 ^
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
6 l. z- {9 J0 d0 Q. N' }Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 3 P4 V: Z8 j; A# u' x7 A& v. U
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
5 S8 I9 y6 a' L+ s/ J& _3 ^! NConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 1 ]6 U( ~5 m2 v# T& V
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
2 B0 @/ C% P: \) I0 C9 @, yConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 7 y; o& @: R" S. y( u% V
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
; s8 B6 ^" S) C& q, V( X9 UConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 1 x2 i$ b9 H8 _( h3 e* Q* @: f
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 0 U9 P/ s1 x- ?! J6 [# ~% K& `4 w7 W6 `
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- w3 a, _$ V/ N/ W3 nConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
# F' {% N) U/ O) p) D2 g5 \Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
; E/ P6 b6 ]/ ^+ b3 f. CConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand $ L- V) |/ c& z* D0 y* A7 S; v
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
' {8 ~$ l' D: |/ p, d* ], hConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ) _8 A$ a; x- U+ F5 r5 M/ e
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
% @9 o: E7 _. I: mConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 0 ^, A9 H$ `- B
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- K0 ~$ Z- I. o! g# TConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face " S2 Q1 h, v D5 E
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot / M7 G2 G; q- A @. F
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
. |1 V ? Q2 {+ W. |4 B. HConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 8 L& E/ I6 f# ]% e5 a; G
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Q0 A% o& ?/ ~Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
0 T. s2 d/ [' A {* H5 G* EConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny # W, Y! P D+ F" j
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- |# M; S4 R/ i: ~- h( m5 V4 WConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit , O Y7 R `2 T& q& |! _6 k
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% E! n' Q& d! s ~! ]3 M: d8 h) s- ?Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit & k: q/ r! v. N# x( p
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth - D6 m+ o% C' T& [9 R
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 2 T1 y' a+ N, D' g: e0 e
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
* V- S: S. q& e8 jConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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