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; a/ H) w. c. k( h& \& p2 l, V孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?7 c7 L% s T( v# L0 ~. X& ^& E
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
" m4 n' s" e' B! TConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
$ q- ?7 _1 }7 C8 vConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
. L2 f$ o& I: u- PConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it % |' k2 G# q/ l( C9 J
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
# n. L2 N, O. X; z( J, E5 y2 NConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) c0 U+ w7 k( a2 ~* i5 EConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - {0 g6 Z( b' {" p2 x" I$ W
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ! {1 O- o6 F% @' {
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
% f: k4 X. w9 `' nConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient : H+ o+ v' Y1 P" H2 r8 i. v" E
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
2 p( H4 G1 u( Q! E2 T, |; d; i' WConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
6 G$ U1 f5 K! f0 n$ GConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ~, E7 ^, |( U3 Z0 N; H4 R4 s
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
, e: J! y3 [; r7 _: rConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
" K2 u# Q. o" Z( r1 L- }Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
& m. }5 U$ |( N, M' l. {Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
. r( N$ D4 {: e* p8 Y0 ^1 M# d y" OConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
# Z$ M4 E c9 B' N+ i" ~Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
7 `# U7 s, i+ ?) d3 J: PConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level $ L" @9 h+ t; {) d( h- h$ N
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 4 L# h# t* _- a% V0 s% z$ T
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
3 Y' ]2 h" P( z+ B( c$ cConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 2 V* `5 e+ j: t. y b" J
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 M( A# B5 h/ l9 D7 Q- i7 p2 P
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
' e: n8 }. Z. G7 ?Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
; M/ e" A$ n) i, wConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 6 C. c9 p/ a$ q' q$ \/ n
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
# b9 i! e+ o0 Z( a$ A9 w$ CConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ' N9 A/ [' j+ l+ D2 \
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand + l6 d9 u- y5 S& A
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab * }; l# f2 k; L3 s- j0 U
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better # P5 f [( e7 Q( ]; I% g z( e
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 7 p- D% A. w/ V4 p. B
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders , x0 X- b- R% W f+ Y# x5 V/ S& P
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 Z# ]' j7 D0 e8 q+ ~ P% ?& s) g4 F
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face $ n* n+ S, O5 p1 | q4 `0 k0 F
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
, e2 }2 a3 m a- vConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 4 P8 Q+ m* X+ w" A# a: M5 e, h5 l( t
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
. _! M( X i) b) c' ^Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
# W$ \4 c q# }( I9 z& R6 _Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
4 d) o3 n: [! RConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
% J& r; v& c q$ {) wConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 3 h! u" T" I, w4 H
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
$ J8 M6 I" j( ^+ A! x6 |" bConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
8 l- J7 p/ i7 c" Q/ E$ y, tConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' @9 h. b. @; bConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
: s7 i8 n8 t5 N+ R8 B+ YConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
# |, |% f' ?8 l" A2 b' lConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 0 u! t. L; N0 d9 t) t x9 {# r
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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