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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。+ _* o1 M, c3 O% g( Z
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?0 [3 `; k6 C- N
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
! c {$ o9 a D" h9 V) T9 l mConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
3 k7 e, F0 Y2 ~* P* qConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
: H6 C8 M) y, x4 ?" KConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
$ f( D( G* N% ~3 j( r; MConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
: l: [* @& W, Q4 P$ D1 }$ p* g8 CConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
3 X& e! E! w" p* i3 GConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night / l" W- _( T. `% K$ g6 _
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
' {/ V& A% M: K% C0 ?3 AConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants $ v: }$ b& n) w3 |
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient + d' m9 ^- l) y
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
' y+ ~% c# f$ L. yConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 7 `. F; E8 G0 z3 g* ] Y: T* d0 M
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
2 L- Z y) h/ }' a3 K$ W7 C8 DConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ' Z! N" @9 }. a
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent / X' I- G3 l0 l0 E, V
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
4 Z+ x) {6 N/ b$ a" uConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
" g( N0 r# D6 zConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
o5 Z* L5 h1 T8 G) y+ x' |Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 5 x5 y; H h) g* @% @5 f
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
9 ^$ Z% n/ R* W& _7 [0 M2 P0 bConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 8 w8 V& Q- K8 W7 ?
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 8 p- B& B7 |& v, n8 X- n
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot & {' P5 E$ O; I+ V, ?8 t, x0 c2 `/ b: w% c
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 J1 ?$ b) B2 W+ l2 A- e
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts + h& i2 m6 {; g: s* C* L8 d2 l
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
. \+ A- e# V/ CConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
3 o2 G1 a$ ~8 K- z# r+ xConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean E* R; u+ B, P
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
d& y" ?/ O4 VConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- p& Z6 B) |- ?& M4 }1 ~Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
+ r, B# I' F, I. ~6 }- d+ YConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
$ n# ]& X- e; g7 E" I( R: ?* f; \Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
8 D# T _- C3 }) @Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
# R* z" K8 r' e; M- t: N7 NConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
& a" j6 l4 J0 |1 ~Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
6 Z. f7 r0 Z* VConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ ~6 g, `7 M, p& d3 A; b0 \
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew * K* f" r0 {8 r8 n8 q ]
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 9 @ j, B* l: ^" }' B8 h
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
: }2 s+ ^+ q4 P2 ]5 c. JConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic # z; S7 A: q0 B, a7 ~
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
0 x. n/ f( H4 y( w, g# h/ ~. hConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ / ]/ h" x: g; M% s" F
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( y z2 p! G7 L) @Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 9 N+ m- A: E0 p! ^5 a" v; u6 W
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
. S, B5 L% M+ R) S1 X7 l, C. wConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth " P, q ~' n" @" E% c
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: ~8 ?, a; u; jConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
& a* T C& l1 _8 u8 t' \Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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