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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
" K( g0 U2 i) {6 n: H- @孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗? _/ y( Q, Z8 [! w+ Q( p' @
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
) N+ [: }7 l( aConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around s! E7 l, \- P
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 8 g [& [2 u% O4 z4 O. ~6 D9 C
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it , s m: s# S$ e, g- p3 v
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
?" ~1 K3 Z. TConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house * Y6 t: C+ i$ A- w9 {
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
+ N t/ j& j2 j0 l& y7 H, ^Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 H6 K6 F1 ^1 B. ~
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
9 l D! F. t' I. \Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
4 w( S. a# @( y5 R3 Z' Y6 qConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly . ?. F# \9 s& c
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ! f9 }0 U; y* L: A
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
+ ]# a+ C# r9 E! C- j; H$ IConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 4 Y2 ~# H+ v" ~5 M
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ; y6 r" u) n5 b" a- l; _
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
) W+ |0 v/ O6 i! | g @Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
/ N$ f( O* d/ sConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
! H3 V2 `7 L% d4 y/ A6 UConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist - P; e) H4 }3 i2 B5 C
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' g0 \% t- n9 R/ k. ~Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
5 Y7 ?( t8 K( T" _4 JConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck % U- E7 g) f5 `1 E" L9 @
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 0 J9 [" S% |& Q- z) p' \# }! o( q
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
B' ]: o% G( u7 {; sConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
& H Q$ x1 Q7 }5 n: h R2 s* H. OConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
x2 s1 G# ^& P9 Q& G" AConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
& x; P4 R8 g& dConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 5 [" F. Y" m: X- ]; }. R: b6 A
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 1 F" R% {" r1 ~ r
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
. o* Q" \1 p9 ~; ^; f9 R; jConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab . t$ U }9 T5 |, u# ~/ N9 _) v
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
" Y- w5 Q( R$ s' _" h- z f/ S! hConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
& h# Z8 S& Q6 z4 E1 t8 B, pConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 W' O6 o7 H- I+ d% f
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
# q" k3 s3 \ K% EConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
% X9 C# Z; [+ F# q: C- a4 |5 B3 x+ kConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ f6 W$ w2 C5 M) h7 f" N
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
/ ] D4 T1 c7 T: h+ ^# B9 f1 UConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up - C- J* V% d" D5 |" E1 O9 E
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
4 t! F) a! q1 R: h- IConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
; _6 J4 M2 }1 }Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
% b. e m6 ~. q3 IConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ $ k2 ~( s: w" I0 d
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit % u8 R" }8 ~5 _! |! ~- b0 L
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
. N/ R6 P: n- J; A0 E2 vConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit % B' x' R/ f! ~$ P$ ^% A$ N4 [" ~
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ( a7 y: g7 F* M/ b
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
. R$ l# Y( g. F0 W: UConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
! d0 { n/ |+ b; z3 B6 D+ N( EConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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