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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。) V$ z4 T' T( a# \
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
* s" c. c/ K; QConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
1 \* P @& y+ O5 s0 sConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
" o) q! e" \) W# ?5 l4 R2 @3 J- ?! RConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk # [7 t5 j- F8 K, O
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
* S- @$ J) H2 X) e3 q$ G: @Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left , { H/ K3 n$ S) ^) `2 A" `2 B$ E3 ^
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ' y6 U2 B# q+ W r( Y- h" r
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 9 |! ?' V- P, s' U8 O( q7 n
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
' |" u& k0 |6 {' L. p% t* K% J! W5 G6 n7 ZConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
7 E9 ?9 [2 Z5 aConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
) \( @' @8 r/ M& a6 I( ~' [Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
, H2 \1 ~' v5 j. gConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on # `, q$ K; c( S7 x$ p
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long % i' j6 G' ~" |. |4 h
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week S7 G. m, G1 F: V- }5 N V
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ( O% z' J# F4 k7 H* [0 |& ?# ]6 f5 D
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
+ V* Q2 K; P9 m6 o; x* H" U& zConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
2 X, o+ W; I% x9 T( Y" g; B9 tConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 5 g) ^5 t7 J: M% S* D% {& `
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 6 m* K8 d, Q% E$ _+ d
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ) n3 D4 K$ Q4 k5 u. o) p3 M+ ?
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- y4 m1 e/ c7 x, f* `) n1 `, _Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 4 P6 V: ?/ t! {: o& U
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 4 F7 U& i. v" e
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
, Z" S( B- X7 H4 \Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 8 X; R2 T5 E( ^
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
# y/ J* X, `6 o- pConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) [+ b1 \# N# p! J
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
# k, Z5 }8 u( C4 L+ UConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
# P8 h# O& T, `% _% zConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
0 u5 K7 }2 R( e+ w" CConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab . ~. w( R, X; @8 t" l2 i
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ( Z& e$ ?4 [: ?# C& }$ W$ ]3 X5 _
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ) r7 M# D" w7 _4 u+ \8 ^
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ( r0 z0 |# X u, R: _
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
2 Q1 r: ?$ ?6 v8 FConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 2 Q5 n) r) B1 L! Q3 E! J H: l4 o* h
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot % M" q- [- k' ~3 ~
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ! M- _) V% o( L5 U
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
$ r7 k$ \- @0 g M5 O+ t( C8 A. SConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion % o( o! J0 O* v0 G# o' ^5 n1 o
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
3 k1 k; v9 m! R# N! O* m9 h' UConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny " v9 J3 c, N; X7 }. E9 @5 f
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
# Z; q" `6 K' {+ CConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
1 {0 } H d w; @, q% Q! E* ?Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
3 s+ Y. Y" ~9 W% k2 l W( ZConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
" I1 Q6 O3 Z6 E5 B/ NConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
% t3 c# A# [% y. B# L2 n* q+ uConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
6 w% C3 F% w3 z6 d3 hConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
+ {5 e" Y& L& J: A: oConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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