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, i) E& b" j4 b' w* Z I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!& j/ ?. s& U* S! D8 R9 ?
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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( r: }* U N' b- D4 H6 k* @: F A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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; g/ _- q; Y, A: B$ e3 ]8 W6 X0 u j So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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. O- d# c2 I9 u5 ?) C Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.6 ?" {# j! V: |2 E
* U1 k$ g6 ^4 f& h: U: n9 }/ h8 x Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began. s9 ?4 _$ K' E$ N5 ~& g8 u
2 M7 w* b- G! O1 ` "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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8 k7 {7 h2 Z5 p What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?$ f6 R, m! J; X7 m
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"3 m/ f# ^8 q3 B" @ {
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?9 v+ K1 O- }- I+ x1 e$ w! f! K" @
$ W% H; `" v3 B0 I3 C& L "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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) k' a6 O1 A& w, I$ ~9 } On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."! c$ U$ b& J9 ]2 Z9 {6 `
; Y9 m9 w. w2 E* C% h% W& Z& G0 m5 V Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."6 m( T* R1 S, i
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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