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+ y/ c7 {. i) _ I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!' n1 @: c5 O; D" }- ^" j2 t
$ R8 n9 S# `/ L! d5 z A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!( \" C* `- @% ~* @5 Q. _' q+ M9 F5 {
) ]6 ~! l0 `, k |3 s, F& C9 M0 @ I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." - E {; F( k# C
' A* w7 o7 h+ J3 A. V Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"2 s! G: N' ]; g( A% x$ j
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought./ y# t! C; N2 g9 V- E8 }
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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: O6 S3 X0 b _" S3 w n7 e# a "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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6 q0 e1 r4 n& O What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?) n& X! u3 P5 l4 k% R
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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9 l# T$ l/ Y& s What? Cemetery? What a place is that?$ Y) M) Y- T/ h
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?4 p# X a- g8 d2 m8 k ?6 t
7 m) P( _& v) r On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."/ O9 n' t6 P3 W7 q+ V2 W% ~
3 d6 ^# }: z& ~5 D; D# m Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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