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4 N- G) w& O- B& |( s9 \ I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!( D+ r7 a) I ^3 R1 B. V+ q4 B
( v) O2 J- W3 v5 J7 Q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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4 B: O8 V4 e% [* K I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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7 ~" f5 V* B4 l7 t A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.! @, {& F0 J! h7 f
- ^& y, d9 d. c8 s$ o So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : }4 r" Z, B9 ?' B1 j
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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# _& y9 i: [8 C l: x. s, y2 G Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 a& z" X3 a) p. m- K# J: d% i& Y
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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8 N' Z& [3 U. h4 ], p% m5 D# m, N "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."6 E/ r2 o' w N' {! {4 W) m
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.1 E% g% L$ W3 |8 I
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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" a' ]& H8 `- X! Q What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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# k/ a* L$ x# D4 z/ Q; b/ ]* K: {& n3 a What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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8 M; T) I9 E! u. i) ?) C! o. z. p) d On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."+ W. P& f9 A8 C+ V2 }
; {2 D6 U1 l7 V" t$ e Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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' a1 B$ _1 L* g3 F1 W. l! ? "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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