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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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n3 ]& h* s$ Y/ J3 J1 [ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 q; C* ^4 I; ]- o
' e5 k( g# C! d; U; H9 R, y- _( q So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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9 D8 ~6 ~8 Q: v" |/ N Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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. P9 w9 G( _, h0 f' B! E7 t8 t Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began., e, f* Z _7 ^- \: M+ g; w
9 J5 b0 x$ I) U: y$ T "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.", }7 Z0 G* R4 Q7 A- U+ U+ K2 y
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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- _& M P3 H! A: z! c) D What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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r) E# Z: U9 Q5 j( i "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."# ]% M& _, Z4 X3 b/ k3 F
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?/ n: v8 a' _6 [/ ?7 y) c
( b0 N, l# s4 I3 u# F* E On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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- t" y1 n% L7 k& G% w. y Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."/ O+ N Z2 F, l3 i% q+ d# v
# G9 j c0 Y" b3 }9 Q7 Z2 [( ]4 _ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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