 鲜花( 104)  鸡蛋( 37)
|
1 x* X* O$ u4 W1 X8 y Q I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!) W( s" N2 j& r/ }7 i- z; P
" \$ D) ^9 H4 L/ J A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!+ A4 O) Z# L& O1 ^4 {' z8 S& N
n! p1 K/ n5 [* y9 `" {. O
I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
/ T& b8 z3 E- ?, k) X7 }: ?: |6 K- P9 @" h( `0 C+ N% @
A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea./ e4 V: n8 p1 U' i+ m/ ^2 S
) s' Y# v `1 z7 N So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
9 f! _" V1 X/ _. y, C9 R* g8 Q% x- [4 W9 a
Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
3 o8 ^% N' y$ U# }7 ~5 Q
) ^! f2 Z8 b$ ~& e Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.7 @, `; v% o; \3 A
2 Z: A% m- F s; Q
Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
4 F+ D% }* q* Y" ] j+ g. b
3 i3 Y# ~/ I" S' S i( w! S" z "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
% z0 u0 V( J& P# @1 Z9 K6 y' l$ r- k$ g0 ~9 S; f- a
"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
) B+ y7 |3 a' G. M3 W0 B+ R! P6 X, e9 m. @1 n+ }/ |
What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ V% s \! k$ E7 z5 h& b
$ I3 C3 X6 x t5 T
"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
: N* P0 b5 y4 S+ R" ^, o* X! A/ s8 f& Y& v
What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
7 T2 ?4 o' K( S$ V, D& j2 M0 Q; d* j& e" X
"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
+ P7 c6 K7 S2 R! \7 ]4 m( R/ x7 r* S2 y0 m$ d, M" F
What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?$ X n7 j% {% Y) o" [9 m
( T$ J' I8 A& J3 Q( P On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
+ C- U' L: Q8 u9 `6 A+ x2 @" \ P7 p
( K! n% D+ L) f- Z* z A: d( q Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
+ Z2 C. K0 ?. b+ n8 W% [+ U9 {. ]& i+ ^3 [5 D9 c
"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2015-11-11 00:54
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
