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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!0 Q4 I4 K' V: W/ s+ N
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!) a+ Y* d, A( f, E p
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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# g$ T! }+ ^% z A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea./ i. W1 Q" @" W- K5 [5 m
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 2 J& E' S7 e; l! c' c
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"7 d( e9 l) u3 c" f r" q" L
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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, \+ @* q3 r3 s* r: @ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."( q' x: R, P8 e# r' E0 i1 J3 }: a- s
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said., B- t0 b: R6 d% T
9 j. r4 z+ d% C% s5 @# s What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?4 P- {" u# C8 C6 F5 E& `! _
' l0 r8 m" j1 v "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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) [1 b' E' y" x' p$ }: z8 l8 Q What? Cemetery? What a place is that?. P) u2 H* [$ T; B; D+ z. L
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."9 O' U4 k$ H% Y$ l' {2 U8 C
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?/ c+ m: Z$ z2 f5 w9 P: s0 [( n
) z r, e- S/ Q( @ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."& J. W7 G2 Z5 T7 c% J# \
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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