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! O1 E+ F7 e+ w$ v+ } I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!7 K$ W0 y5 S# J+ ?+ u2 N
1 ]. d- W8 R, l/ h/ _0 { A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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7 c) h# A* d. i- R$ j I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!% e7 ]6 E" Y& J0 f0 ]
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 ]$ j) D) Q4 y) ]5 B0 w U6 @8 d
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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9 w# O# d% s2 z& _) e$ C Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"2 l; f: @8 a& i
$ P/ q o: @. U Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.9 \) B4 i: H: g! h: l9 T I1 X
0 ]# g- M8 g$ l. U Y& F Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.* A) u% f; E: x- z5 A0 ^- Z |* V
4 X, b( j o3 J "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.", O* p. y% V+ \+ d
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ Y- a3 Z$ O0 O5 h7 G. M" m! w5 w
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"/ V' P9 f G' W2 F# L
( f% |. u9 P' j& [ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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9 J6 E0 m" U$ N( ?1 }& R What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?8 ~# l& ]$ D3 R6 s
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."6 ^2 s3 R9 U0 g6 D/ y& o& I: ^, |; h3 W3 {
& I! ^7 ]7 y- ]* V) F" n f, x "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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