爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
) g* Q% f) x( L9 N+ L9 _) f性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
; ^: ~6 v5 J, q- V( q7 N0 O+ G7 q性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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) P7 M3 M4 `/ e7 u8 w教之道：The way of learning it
) y) @1 s2 a$ R3 \贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 E, Q6 ]! o4 w$ n  H昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
/ B; o6 Q+ B' E3 O& O5 p- l5 }. l断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  Q( z# I7 j- e8 z+ @教五子 All his five son took it
3 @% z2 f# s" k$ f2 ~名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) D& v# L) u& b5 \$ b. R父之过 It is all your fault.
. O0 R0 F# X* j* ^! F教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ ?; ?& h5 j) y' x1 h4 O  ]( L8 D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, }1 X" F) j& P* U: z非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- m; M! }1 t7 B9 T$ {8 C4 u不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: x5 e2 F' z% v- y1 p9 h" f4 J# J人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!