爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 \  r( R6 k! U8 Z! p. W性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 a* R9 ?* c+ W0 f9 ?6 E苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


3 P$ n. S6 @0 b2 W; c* _6 }4 J教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- u4 I/ a( ]0 g- L; u# C子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: h- S  p( U: F5 y  l2 J2 }& {有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 V( j$ u. R# ]9 Z/ ^5 h8 O教五子 All his five son took it
' @1 G- \% N0 `! @" M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 Q3 U3 z  a4 `+ @2 \2 K2 q0 \父之过 It is all your fault.
& F2 \3 ]  R) m5 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" j$ w' w4 F6 Q$ n8 g% R. h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 ]4 w3 D+ \" C5 f' J非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 [; n0 c* x- l+ D; z" z' ]幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( g& d5 }9 S" G* t8 h' Y2 y9 M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!