爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# p9 T$ g! c' |, S1 T2 v性本善：Sex is good.
: J% c8 Q) d0 l7 Q) J性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
$ O: `, Y: d+ M习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
. u: S& h5 G3 Z# y% M# C& R$ I0 n性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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+ d, Q! v* W% L; w4 N1 s& s! |0 J教之道：The way of learning it
8 y- Q: E8 {" R" ]* }贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

( v" t' E$ o& w# y% r% |6 o, @8 L窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ N# K6 N4 M+ H  Z8 [/ O% H1 U有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

, g3 ~8 p# R0 ^养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 D1 L/ t3 \$ A9 a( }0 ~父之过 It is all your fault.
' [+ Y. q9 l' L. A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 U7 W. D' C0 G0 H+ T# w6 {9 d3 h子不学 You may refuse to study this
* A. b2 H/ _  ^/ v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 l4 j4 v5 g9 d. w+ ]8 ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ g$ }% I2 M7 f3 v人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) n4 l/ Y+ R% B. n& x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!