爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 k5 I( C! q0 r# [& V1 ]( i习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 Y6 U$ t4 w& @$ d# Q- q苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
5 i8 d, V6 d# w7 K性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

3 m8 J9 E- h) B( x  O" z昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
* r, F9 C6 P- m* D断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

( U8 R3 e' i, Y- l6 J# F窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 t0 O. ?' ~; i5 }8 d6 F有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! D& X+ R# \% A7 G( \教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 P; Z$ s# T; H3 `% W1 h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: b) `4 V# N1 H5 n' |/ ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 ]- R/ a- P' z, E8 r- `! i老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 p' n6 l2 o/ K+ J不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 G& o- ], ^9 @) i$ ~% V- A& F/ O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% [7 v1 F: P$ B! |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 T/ y$ d2 o- U# pFaint!!!!!!!!!!!