酒吧规矩!!!

sweetspot

酒吧规矩!!!
5 @1 A  z2 x$ ?. C$ B2 e6 j
: U2 K3 a5 o+ f' b
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
5 }/ a/ {, {; N6 C4 p
* [$ f% ?4 u8 s4 T7 Z4 B9 Z0 t2. Always toast before doing a shot.

" Z  j/ ^& e# K+ `+ N
( y3 D6 ]2 |  a% n, e3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


3 A, }# j  r6 B' j* d4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

9 f! \4 [) I8 z7 W, p
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
, h/ l9 [) x! \( O

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
; z# ?: g; y/ M( t6 {
  G( F& L. y) a9 x0 e5 o( }* V0 g
: x% x( t- S/ B+ j' q9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

1 B: _: ]3 K7 B8 e* ?
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


  P# X9 [; Z3 n1 d( }6 ]11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
1 B6 y  e; A+ c$ Z, `- q
, y& _( v( h8 ^7 B
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
! P. b) L- E; D& a, M, C( T* ^

6 p0 ]8 ^4 p# Y4 b) P# W$ e, r7 d5 g1 T" S13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
; ]' b2 ^$ b7 I: F+ R

* Q7 Z' U5 k6 Y) f14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
: m8 t: u8 P2 F4 e  f$ b2 S

$ G; W, d" d6 Z1 [; n( H15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
" l& j7 j1 x! m( @7 N9 j5 B1 b4 b
9 ^: f4 ?7 S/ l( F
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
6 b6 L4 k' s( K1 a+ `* H7 ^

0 |3 H; [. @: L2 F4 @) t, V19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

4 C& L' u2 O6 L5 H8 C' |
# a- Q6 s- l; @- B# j3 ~* N. s$ r5 \, @20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
# h! a: H1 K; m( S
) q# ~0 f0 p1 ]0 K& l% K
5 E: K2 A. r6 O# e21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
, p( M% f9 \: e( a7 H
) u3 p7 i+ T4 [) h
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

4 ~2 Q: {; c( U: n. J$ H
5 h1 m4 F" L; A% Z9 Z2 ?/ v23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

. ~( _6 w9 c" t8 d% g! s
9 K1 v8 q& t- g3 |6 L& H& m24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
0 l2 O' v) E: t

: Z4 m; O6 ?/ c25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.