酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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" r8 X8 R' |& g0 s2 K" o1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

" z! n8 ?2 L; R- N8 x, x- m2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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/ A  e$ J7 z! I6 B! [% ]( z/ J7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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5 U/ E3 i0 y1 h( ^+ o% A9 V& k10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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$ n3 c' f* a! a) T+ k# u11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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" |- C0 p- W; J13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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# u$ I, T+ P7 v0 ]# [7 r# b14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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/ |1 l2 X% x2 s2 w2 ?' d" U5 A15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


+ m9 P  {  w6 Q16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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* e8 U9 A* r5 u  E17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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! v- p' t6 }5 f0 P2 ?2 {+ w20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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0 J$ u9 Q5 ~8 P. y4 X& B+ u6 P22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


! W& b# d9 b, E- H24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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$ b) K2 q: N: Q1 j$ \25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.