酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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- Q) Y7 Y! }) R6 {1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

0 ~) _( r2 K3 F* n* k+ ^: w2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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* V4 z7 o3 `" r6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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) b: \5 C% Y" [7 P8 Q7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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% k, S4 k4 M( @" u8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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, x5 I" ?% \3 l3 a$ E, O10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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1 u* X9 g7 L4 z* w8 J11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


& T2 l- |; h7 J& j" f2 c2 A. M14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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' j9 Y" i  A3 y2 [! k( c16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


3 A6 I+ e4 w7 }0 [5 M19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


6 h" d" b# v/ G6 s20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.