酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

( t$ t+ J, X* a% o2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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- ^9 e* K# x, g& i7 m' H0 _10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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; x8 E$ ?% d* _12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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2 ~+ }- f0 O8 z13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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) f5 |: Y) @( U& w- N# |- `+ E14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


* Q9 G! V+ S$ @15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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$ m6 v6 o  X& \0 c4 q17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


( X: {' l* L) t; W21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


$ l0 n% ?  z9 a3 r. N9 {4 d3 ~22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.