酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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% T% Q. O  W! ?4 _# m4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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: C- r! R% K; U6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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- m5 l6 a5 h% K  a, f8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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& p$ p  W/ M1 D$ a" r6 Y9 f" S5 ~10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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9 Z. G" P2 i% J5 f8 P- z: y11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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- e/ X4 P% o4 [5 @0 s- x; Y: |6 k13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


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3 X! _$ i( S/ g15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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0 n, s" A, m) T+ i16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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, }" @( ^* ]' [  i( @% h2 W17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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5 P; ]8 R$ H/ C; c- D1 {; y18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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7 `9 k" g. z" H, o. r. p( Y20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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" m; p' P2 K7 D6 T9 M7 \& z. K23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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' x. P  ^5 L' a* {24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.