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2 J! w% U. J5 ^8 c1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. t2 `) d0 y$ f6 e5 t% S+ N
( R9 v+ y8 t* A( f9 Y9 ?2. Always toast before doing a shot. * u) A" G v9 G- c* u# ?- n+ ?/ i2 K
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast." F& X9 X/ Q- G. K: `1 |2 u
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, R* |9 f0 b' a) z9 y2 q4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb./ x( C% b4 w1 G
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4 S! y& t; v A7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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/ Q; X7 |1 \& @! e, Z" y9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.' G: ?- d' o8 A4 Q
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+ R0 u* U; ?# L& w7 {# x& ?' S/ k2 E10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.# V; T! L. U. s/ o1 M; X' s( ~
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4 h# c" N# b$ H& Z* \11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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5 ~2 g5 f' @3 a) `/ }12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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$ G; F. i5 [5 b( l" p/ _( e _16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.! d6 c+ f+ ]% ]3 H( g' D: K
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& M/ @9 r" a& c3 o( \9 g18. Always have a corkscrew in your house. K% \9 v; g' M) x' d( H
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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$ O3 ~8 d1 A2 v7 B20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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0 ?' }- O+ U3 q; `+ ^' g21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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( z; `$ q' s8 V/ ?24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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