酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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7 Q2 Z5 v' X$ ~4 Y7 Z1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


" g$ B+ g4 u3 |- m- r) u! R4. Change your toast at least once a month.


4 s# b! h& e/ k; f0 a4 D5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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  i# n5 ]* s$ S  n( a, d0 f6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


2 D- [1 T+ ?4 n1 Z+ D5 @$ L7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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" Y: n' J1 [* S+ G# ^. Z# l10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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* q* E9 I6 S" k7 {, K) o2 K11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


" j# ]1 g/ r& R% u$ {' n13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


9 N; n# y5 I2 Q: i14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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1 v6 a  B: @+ I/ i0 _15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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# k* ^- u! x7 O) y/ O. l+ i: J19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


  Q! W0 D3 l8 l) a, \) K20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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5 d; ?( o# _7 T3 m" v22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


" u0 F# }; g+ k1 a, D3 Y23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.