美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

- ~  Y# k# f. f( G( ]3 h( R争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

9 k: m3 t8 H* {3 }# C& ~5 O对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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3 a0 X6 P3 i3 ?3 Y  o& jAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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" {0 f8 G9 N2 T. h( YTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

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  Y6 J& Z# A9 sAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。