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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life.
, z9 N& D: i5 G# v) p0 l, U性本善: Sex is good. 0 ^7 s( s  H/ d- L
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
$ \$ l0 s' ]9 a/ u- ^' ~3 U# |习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ h: p! E5 B' Q9 B' k$ K苟不教: If you do not practise all the time. 2 u7 v% @6 k2 U3 _! t0 v
性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
+ X8 r) L8 V! `& c8 j" i& M教之道: The way of learning it $ v1 @  R$ [9 \" ]2 q; F
贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
3 B2 n' _- y; i  Y  f( W$ E昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" m; L7 Y) ?; _7 n  u, n! W  u择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 4 j2 {/ `0 i! n, K$ n
子不学: If you don’t study hard, & }, y) ]  u4 \' f9 X& F
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
' m. V/ Y( R! ~6 i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 g: r+ j7 _6 q; P: S  o3 Q3 Z有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
; O! G- b* b8 X0 |, h教五子 All his five son took it
% R1 F4 j$ l4 n  z6 L3 l& c名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
, K% j+ B: `  @  p养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
  \. G. _% H+ F- d/ R父之过 It is all your fault. ; A3 Y! y; j  ]+ x$ B
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 p0 I) W; b  c6 Z: _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 K* P9 x9 \% D$ n$ z
子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 o1 K  A- Q6 z( m# n
非所宜 But that is a real mistake 6 ^7 R! P* n; F1 V+ B
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
( @3 D  r  F6 u( x6 @  w) i1 n- y. e0 l老何为 You will lose your ability when aged 4 v* z# L  s& ?6 B
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
0 B# e: ~& d+ o+ C/ K不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
* v% x% k4 Y( ?2 P! R: S6 K人不学 If you don’t learn sex, $ ^$ ]6 I  y1 V  B# g3 Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表* _' m- Q6 ~& h
人之初: At the beginning of life. / Z. T/ c7 r& h  ^
性本善: Sex is good.
! w' {0 G9 ?6 }9 [3 J& h4 t, D性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. ) Z" o, u7 l( c' b- v6 d
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
" i2 f5 U5 O* y8 E! S4 b8 Y- y6 x苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...

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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~2 g% V1 B" U6 l
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表  ?1 z# u8 A7 Y0 h- C) G9 _% _
春泥是我的好導師。

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, w. z1 o: U. l3 C# B$ l0 b- [别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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* q3 c& h. o& J2 m' t别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两?
  L2 }- W8 m3 k& W4 G春泥翻释水平很高啊!
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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless) g. w( F+ |9 X  t' `  z
这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
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Your Dick will become useless
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