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" u2 g) j, w% U8 P' Z' q) YSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
1 Y0 p$ W# u6 ?' z" ~; ?Snape: Who is it?
# b' `! a- G5 l4 i" L. C: K0 LVoldemort: You-know-who!
# N# X: J: `2 h2 eSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
% U$ i; q" e- WVoldemort: You-know-who!
* f% I; \0 S5 h; J2 J( [! K% ?5 USnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
) F# E- i* p* C1 R8 K# _8 p& eVoldemort: The dark Lord!
* q! k2 H6 L8 ~. m: [Snape: Sauron??? - _! ^( a5 ^: o- f
Voldemort: The other one... " r' B! X3 c) W7 ?! [/ h5 ~
Snape: Darth Vader???
6 t! V7 T, _3 e6 j6 aVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! : o. v0 J9 [" q* n3 J, g( E1 K
Snape: Hermione????
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# F$ L. A1 E0 w I3 ?Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! . X7 l3 C, u% `+ B8 Y
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
: Y4 q! j1 j0 E8 y# DVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 |& W+ g; D/ Y6 pSnape: So Harry is my brother?
% C( _( G6 r* o7 R ~Voldemort: Your twin brother!
6 L7 m) G4 c0 W% `- pSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 U, t1 r! N/ t8 d/ k3 S4 EVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
2 b. m+ Q7 Y% a8 x' Z; Z( kSnape: Okay, no problem!
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3 ?3 m; k9 ]5 }/ C* ]: @6 ?6 uSeverus: What's that?
4 q: G/ c& l9 H( }5 | ]' IHarry: Your cauldron. # _# I; g, X7 j: K0 }+ x$ A B
Severus: What's a cauldron? . Z, f# x/ L, l6 Z5 @; p6 c( Y
Harry: Dunno. " A# T# y- G' f
Severus: Looks like something to eat. + i$ f2 ?0 n; ?
Harry: Yeah. / }$ w: @5 j6 a8 C* w$ k
Severus: You first.
7 L$ S! l' U& K) }5 u* [2 fHarry: It's delicious. ; C/ B; ~) V) Q1 d* j
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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