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: h! i) u' L, mSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
" o8 t2 i) q4 D$ I' C: sSnape: Who is it?
* F* S- K5 S' g0 S! _Voldemort: You-know-who!
( C7 m- J, \/ e* f# ?Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
3 Y* [$ Q5 ?. l9 R! X3 CVoldemort: You-know-who!
0 ~: |- O3 Q; ^$ c( }Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
" J+ j6 X) @7 V+ r+ s4 ?* B& K; ?Voldemort: The dark Lord! ) ~. j3 B$ k# \& |
Snape: Sauron???
. H7 ?, f4 y2 p5 d0 L% ^: H* c/ |9 ~- sVoldemort: The other one... $ Y7 U- u( T5 ~! }: S
Snape: Darth Vader??? * I% [6 {" g; B# [) M8 E& n
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
7 F* {3 a, ~2 l$ C, ^Snape: Hermione???? 8 D7 e( v) O" f. ~
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+ K, n6 q; n4 K$ H5 F7 `4 ]Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
5 V$ x3 ~2 b( H5 }Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 4 g. H7 L x7 K9 P
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. f4 m7 |. @* t. S1 Y7 T5 f3 {Snape: So Harry is my brother? & c6 c2 ?( d. K+ a( g
Voldemort: Your twin brother! - {) ^! _, n) `
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
- ?2 `5 ?6 u5 p9 n: z& cVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
( X* P/ s& B" S$ n5 S5 lSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? ' H R2 d1 k1 r$ P% a3 a
Harry: Your cauldron.
( A( H0 U! }1 l4 t- g8 o7 x# wSeverus: What's a cauldron? % S: z' [+ C. L8 X3 f
Harry: Dunno.
' r' P! {3 b4 y& M3 m# V0 SSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
: H8 i' ^* x5 L. ZHarry: Yeah.
' y4 Q# ~% X" o* x* Y7 c: ^Severus: You first.
2 [- r: F$ k7 h; v' MHarry: It's delicious.
1 E8 g) Z( }# A/ j0 XSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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