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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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+ S, M* l, S6 F+ }1 Y" B) ~5 ESnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
4 L  A8 [+ S3 G+ s/ u6 OSnape: Who is it?
& n$ g: O- f+ ~: m# J% G5 _Voldemort: You-know-who!
7 L( b% C4 p8 F5 E( [& ^% rSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? , `: ~7 T4 E1 ]9 f; U4 P" \
Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 O- E6 A, p* |
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
* w' |. S# G4 ?7 C9 M  h) bVoldemort: The dark Lord!
, l: D. M. D' C+ tSnape: Sauron???
% j  C8 {2 e& gVoldemort: The other one... 8 d' H( a% r  k6 f1 G: j
Snape: Darth Vader???
0 [2 N9 j  P( A9 a4 _# p0 RVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
5 w# f! B% @' |7 U# wSnape: Hermione???? " w& ^8 X6 m- y0 N& L

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0 w! U) A% {% `. `5 `  b4 XVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! % ?9 }$ G4 n  l2 b, m
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 8 d6 Z: x* M% y" X- r3 V
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ; N" x$ ]9 A5 G( _. ^
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
* x6 J- P5 n" L- L1 ^Voldemort: Your twin brother! ) g5 y  Y- n* B; E7 s
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ' j2 @  ~7 q; o; a
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
) `2 y5 [6 K4 j3 R# [$ Y% f( MSnape: Okay, no problem!
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: y  [+ E4 H/ ?1 M6 b- H- @Severus: What's that? 4 H* O, n! H  |6 T3 S! _/ w7 o& n
Harry: Your cauldron. ' J+ q' s7 g6 c' T
Severus: What's a cauldron? ! Q) q- F; Z- N. E- I9 L) v
Harry: Dunno. ; a* p9 z0 e! B+ }  o) Q) V
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
, i. Y0 l: T, L& l7 w* C: oHarry: Yeah.
( o' j+ p8 d2 O; D0 wSeverus: You first.
% s8 w/ I1 U; ^, J2 o, M" X% lHarry: It's delicious.
' ^4 G! L. p' A+ |5 N+ GSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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