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5 c+ L2 x) F6 o" [ u" HSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. $ b2 j( c( h6 B0 o5 s% m" O _
Snape: Who is it? / ?9 T5 Z3 t( p& r6 n& \
Voldemort: You-know-who!
9 R3 O2 l: l! M4 u0 B0 D6 O! QSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
0 I/ l6 b* B& Q, }! oVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 o4 q+ S& D2 Q9 S
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? - G9 A! g& n0 H; y% b
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
# P2 F7 ?8 G! k5 d5 ^+ N5 L' \Snape: Sauron??? # {$ x' X) l* q8 o
Voldemort: The other one...
5 a+ u, J8 X; `. v" [( v# OSnape: Darth Vader??? & T: d1 x6 N. {2 Z: b8 J
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ' h- \5 q6 z$ L
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 @" C' `9 Y" x4 vSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
3 e: V" R {5 _6 EVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! b2 q$ a! r, m3 ZSnape: So Harry is my brother? + s; c: y" K6 r( F% ]( y8 ^( Q: V
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 3 t, {' s: a# z* q" d' s! H' }: s& U
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
0 O& m: s/ ]" W- ]' H- s& c% P7 g* eVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
0 x& C+ D* X2 ]+ m% t0 `Snape: Okay, no problem!6 v: }; z( n& ^2 X3 D- H0 B" X. P
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Severus: What's that?
+ e+ r9 b; N$ fHarry: Your cauldron. , T. ^! [, f+ b0 ?8 J5 d7 m
Severus: What's a cauldron? 6 x" E" y0 q h+ w1 i
Harry: Dunno.
) f7 _' `- ?, I; NSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
: E( ~3 q3 k+ K. u& p5 ]Harry: Yeah. 1 I; s! F" D: G+ z2 v: K- B. `
Severus: You first.
" N' e$ j8 R5 FHarry: It's delicious.
* i( o6 i. i' I" z* ]0 `6 sSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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