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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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9 B: d0 s( c; v  M8 [( i/ HSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. , V2 Q5 G: B3 R& V
Snape: Who is it? $ V$ i; c2 w" o) n1 F; c& @
Voldemort: You-know-who!
& ]" g7 r( }+ {Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
; X% z; ^3 J; S0 F6 lVoldemort: You-know-who!
/ \6 k( t( V$ q: lSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? & b& G) p9 m! G" L
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 3 D! r' G5 L+ q0 F8 J$ M- G4 n
Snape: Sauron???
1 Q9 z- d- [1 J+ P6 C) ^2 }4 eVoldemort: The other one...
3 H! o  Y0 ?! Y8 i! O6 ?Snape: Darth Vader???
- `1 a% @3 m: Y3 ]' k$ U8 pVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! " V# u/ ~0 u0 R- L& W/ k6 t
Snape: Hermione???? * {6 R5 ~: k0 n# L/ Q1 a
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 Z' I! I3 }* c+ I4 W; k! ASnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 5 Y" k' @+ u7 |7 U) A8 M' q5 m9 Y- i
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! * s: \7 r( T4 }! v& _% S
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
( S) Z0 |- p: y( |9 `Voldemort: Your twin brother!
9 N! y7 ?$ j* C& L2 ySnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
3 W' @& T6 S! T0 [" [0 Y! WVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
& t* ]( Q2 v2 X# ?- HSnape: Okay, no problem!
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0 c  L  J' s5 i. R: n4 \Severus: What's that?
5 x9 y. n. j3 F! L# u+ H/ c7 C9 H4 aHarry: Your cauldron. 9 w7 [" U7 V$ ]/ p) f6 [& w( F* s9 u
Severus: What's a cauldron? ( Y1 z8 c0 q; G1 d, I! f/ m$ L
Harry: Dunno. 4 D: i0 V7 C3 z& [, [
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
# L1 m6 P; Q: a* k9 e/ V( HHarry: Yeah.
- a  B  h  @; Q7 y$ cSeverus: You first.
+ j, R  f! e) q1 w/ |Harry: It's delicious. ; g/ I' S) P& X6 P0 N/ v& g( M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!, Z% e0 k9 m* X1 d# J* d
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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