恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

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  ]% X: o( @4 c5 _. bSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
5 g5 H" \; [9 T$ I& ?Snape: Who is it?
3 Z- q& [5 D3 R  h/ pVoldemort: You-know-who!
( }$ i: d/ @0 e( cSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" L5 x+ h: j, F! q1 T, O# t9 qVoldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
Snape: Sauron???
8 Y9 [5 l; }) ]+ h1 n$ V8 BVoldemort: The other one...
/ t# Y. x  O+ e3 @Snape: Darth Vader???
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
4 N7 \- w- j  q6 u+ \3 TSnape: Hermione????

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& W' |3 a# M: }2 ~$ S: r) LVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
; G1 s8 B, S* X% f% K$ ^" dSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
) S8 {) e$ C1 ?  O$ i0 l0 n" UVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
8 u& e- t+ C( M. p, A" }6 O) ~; u0 VVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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' E9 X: s) ?" E: W: rSeverus: What's that?
0 P$ C( L4 }, h. ZHarry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
* Z& U2 I) {) o3 ~* tHarry: Dunno.
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
3 N  R) ?, U& t3 N& cHarry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
" V! [" `6 X, i+ KHarry: It's delicious.
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。