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$ I) N' z, q$ j+ M9 O5 PSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ( {, y! o, w( h1 g, u6 k
Snape: Who is it?
* g% J3 a( p8 ?# w# W5 o4 A& |, Y3 hVoldemort: You-know-who!
$ j! h9 D" Y/ ]1 r) }Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ) C, l5 U0 E ?: h2 x* E
Voldemort: You-know-who!
) z* p# i$ D6 ?' ~8 bSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, x* K0 H% [9 G, mVoldemort: The dark Lord!
" ?/ d6 l& D1 Q5 Q$ L; DSnape: Sauron???
K3 P% h' }, hVoldemort: The other one...
+ G1 M" l9 R% j# k+ M) K3 u( ^Snape: Darth Vader???
0 ]7 R2 ?3 y! ?6 F/ qVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
; K; Z1 t6 U& b" P2 CSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 _. \! [+ G. d% A) B& R' R. HSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
5 r) c0 F: H2 P5 K/ eVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! s( K D. @. t G) jSnape: So Harry is my brother?
3 o. W% W" Z: f6 L: z0 zVoldemort: Your twin brother!
4 E0 R9 N7 _( t; y. V; r( Z, }Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
1 q% e- v I, M+ {; v8 [Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
6 n$ ?& w9 ^7 L1 CSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? + T" p2 U {* v- r# n0 d
Harry: Your cauldron.
( @4 O7 r* O& e: ^% z% B# bSeverus: What's a cauldron? 9 Z& i A$ D7 e
Harry: Dunno.
c% U$ V6 B: X3 vSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
8 s+ ^% t/ L. X. `4 f# VHarry: Yeah.
9 y3 W3 \( |' Y/ g3 KSeverus: You first. ; ~* `/ X+ T) \3 {
Harry: It's delicious.
: C, m8 w. l( {8 |: E- \3 @8 A- T) @ t2 bSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!8 ~7 u& T- V0 S/ j' ~0 B0 C
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