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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?+ k2 s) E6 E; Z3 T8 r0 K9 `6 \ t
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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, k1 J$ D& K& r T" QQ:中国人吃狗吗?3 P0 V# K# b# v
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?5 J% W8 Q2 B9 `3 P9 j' c
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
4 H9 l3 J' p( gA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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% f% u9 s+ e% o/ j* bQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
5 b$ V. I# V! } aA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.+ M. k/ N2 I. j6 R i+ r& ]
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族$ b6 Q$ l6 [: F* o# [# v
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4 n5 q; p9 k& q" [" K. l3 dQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
: d: f. b; N1 vA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。# @0 v% e1 Y7 |3 q
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" x# F1 _% B) H! XQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
3 Y: ^) _& {, Z* X, ^7 sA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?9 Y! [8 y1 I8 _( Y
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。- D% ^" {% ?/ n
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! d4 F' R" {+ Q, b7 RQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?5 U d" @1 c5 U D5 Z
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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( u. C3 C0 B! q8 `Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
, }1 c7 S2 P6 G0 RA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?$ J2 ]! _8 T- P! e0 ^- s
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.3 p2 i/ P5 z1 y% U$ w) q
0 R" m+ |' ?, Y+ A2 ~! t3 {2 fQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?3 p% }1 ~! W" p$ o, L% U5 z, p# S6 @
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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" E5 d) {( Z" i" m8 h不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的5 R* G: B5 z* k* `9 `1 g7 X7 D, I
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