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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
, C4 @: f8 f$ _$ k: M+ IA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys. t# Y9 l/ d* [+ Z/ j- _9 B* c
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0 o/ ?7 \1 f. L! ]8 O3 ^Q:中国人吃狗吗?( ~/ }& x. ]1 o
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。& B' M. W6 S9 l* D# ~7 \
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+ y/ X. c% o9 [+ C+ B& c7 bQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
: ~$ H! O5 S; T7 `" w6 k6 }# G- EA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.6 n- A% g0 u: e$ C9 h2 D3 g
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. j3 z3 H9 `2 p. I q) {) v0 e$ IQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗? J, W' E! q/ {) X
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。/ G: d8 J( P; y3 q0 J
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
/ Q- J: \( _2 W, WA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.9 D3 O& N+ E2 T* a" p/ [
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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6 V% S) U5 |7 b, |2 kQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
# c j8 w. U) j% M+ q4 [A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。) d; Z4 |, I9 {' z5 V
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- W" V1 {7 B, k: P0 w7 m) {8 q: IQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?0 R# \/ v9 l9 E, f( ?% g6 L, L& n
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.% |5 z" e ]& s
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4 \% M- y4 a# [2 q ?* MQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
1 X. [& b v3 g m0 HA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。/ c! ? M' ^ c6 x* K; {9 d! m9 T
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O) f' C8 M% y' s( K& hQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
5 z1 ]2 ^8 w/ B- hA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.; p* o9 W$ j, s V
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! H- ~) [: E% @' X( ]" T4 FQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?7 U" w4 L; X; z1 e: e
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?5 W) g: O! u* |4 N
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.$ f7 `. E% R' C5 h6 P% v; Y- O
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?& R$ s- A, f% d) v
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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* W1 I# B( c8 r不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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