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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
6 a' M A$ O. q lA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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e" w$ H8 J1 E& _9 fQ:中国人吃狗吗?2 v6 `& C5 Y& i5 {
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。/ k: f, X* w( y" m" e1 i
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- O, B* T. s8 q/ Y+ xQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?4 f6 Z1 n/ V1 P3 H
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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0 u( C' o; D$ X0 iQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?% l' Z: [/ ~- n8 ?' N9 E8 A8 N
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。! |. x4 _6 e( w; t' {
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& }* D% _. r, \% Y0 yQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?2 N4 Z6 b/ V# _! ? S
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.6 p* |# m! X& g# C* e5 r
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?# i+ B- |4 J Z d3 B l9 N8 {
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
( J# |! F' Y7 u1 W+ _" |0 `A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper./ Y2 Z& T% q% X# g. v3 ~; n( X$ n" `
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! `3 }; D9 k8 L* s, \Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
1 Q/ `$ J* T# vA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。& w/ t9 T. z& B, t9 C3 q9 Y
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?9 U _5 N& x# a& q
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?! o6 s/ A) Q+ B- Q
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?5 n+ H% X! @' j: g
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?9 `* o% @) |5 [; P4 o
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。6 m3 x, t, a# M
/ z# ~. D2 U% [不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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