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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?+ [. q8 Q" }' T
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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9 \% _7 Q6 V' r5 q1 d" o! f! fQ:中国人吃狗吗?) A1 N, w" k2 O
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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1 y+ s7 d; y. \/ @: cQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?/ s4 ~8 {8 W# V! W$ M7 }1 o
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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8 w4 `$ m9 I; HQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?$ ~6 h# z* U2 ?3 k2 P( U# O& [5 B
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。. f- \* G$ B m# S: P( r
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
3 \) Q! ?8 a7 ^' lA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?) w% `" Z2 \3 G" ~$ ]
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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, K3 t3 Z7 d" kQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?1 n* N3 B( e( }- k
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?* a6 ^$ C) c1 ^
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
/ e+ \$ A: b. pA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.# |1 q, _( a3 y+ }# \) X
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
9 {0 F: `% d; ~: tA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。# X8 M1 m' U* v/ u1 h! I
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+ I- X! l: I% _, y/ jQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?* e8 S5 a0 X4 }$ W5 G, p
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?& w$ f! b3 C8 z5 D8 ]( h
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。) S* }. ~4 e, d; v
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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