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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2 ]$ h0 l/ s! ~* j6 A; m V, ~2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]$ Z N% v+ N0 u) X$ o
, k3 {, s+ r- o3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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2 w3 o; F* ~/ ~4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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' Y' p( M# G) I( [9 l+ s- m9 i/ ?6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 9 @& s4 a7 J7 _# B% B& ]- \3 ~
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]" [' w5 v: U& o3 e, v" _ [
5 Z. O4 U9 D$ `' `& l7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.0 S& z% y# \5 |' P" t0 Z
) |* `7 g- K1 Y- c5 U8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)# M& D: b% L7 ^ c- E5 p+ ^
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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8 {8 n0 i7 C7 ]' G11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 1 L9 B! b1 s+ u( ?% x" W4 J" g
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 , o3 Z3 |& A) ~$ N" A# b, N* K
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
2 g- y0 C( {2 o) t6 N) [your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 . e* l3 K$ ~9 |8 u ^' J
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.3 y2 m5 P, l- g) d1 f4 Y
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12. Gopher = speedbump.% ]. V4 I8 [% x" ~4 g& [* y- X/ _
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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