我在亚省的幸福生活～～

宋兵乙 · 发表于 2012-12-4 00:52

1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]

3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You use a down comforter in the summer.

6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]

7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.

8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)

10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.

11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.

12. Gopher = speedbump.

13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.

14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
friends from Alberta.

qjf · 发表于 2012-12-4 07:07

铲雪可以很好地锻炼身体

SheJing · 发表于 2012-12-4 07:58

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.

Chrispan85 · 发表于 2012-12-4 13:00

hahahah this is so true and funny!

思考者 · 发表于 2012-12-4 13:16

Agree!!!

Marlin · 发表于 2012-12-4 13:25

5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
It's me

北山 · 发表于 2012-12-4 13:46

so funny!

年轻的心 · 发表于 2012-12-4 13:47

老王婆 · 发表于 2012-12-4 14:20

ayakao · 发表于 2012-12-4 19:36

know both seasons: Winter and construction.

显示全部楼层 · 发表于 2012-12-6 07:37

U r so happy .......admire and jealous !

Becks · 发表于 2012-12-6 09:45

1. "Vacation" means going fishing for the weekend.

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