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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3 K. L- Y* b5 R# Z. M8 x5 G3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]2 i/ N4 t/ d7 M+ V8 S% y
4 B& F) j: z# `! ~: Y7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.9 H, U% t. x% @7 [$ @( p+ |1 c
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.( ]" Q% U. E' G! n
8 s4 B" q J) M( E) X9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)3 g* C. ~; j$ V& m! U
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
" O9 w5 H4 d: @* {+ O/ ^! hEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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( `# v/ ?9 M' j0 e: W1 i13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.8 t- D( i+ N. E. I$ T/ k6 ]/ b
" W( Q. I0 W% z- A5 Q) M14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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