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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]6 m( F* T) g+ z+ e
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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* v- z2 m& S3 V `4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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" X6 ^& c5 {0 y5. You use a down comforter in the summer. * E! q0 T m7 d; z
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 q- Z3 r2 O8 J- z
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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- P2 i: [4 R" v/ g& G' e9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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1 S% ?% O; e9 I$ J# }10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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" y* J, e T6 X9 b$ V; m7 N11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 5 g) f4 M* p9 N
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.5 Q0 X4 z2 j1 h8 ^! J- V, P3 o
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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