All Numbers Are Equal 9 x# Q8 r7 |0 y4 s% d
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 9 p, ~# [( _2 D; U$ Z8 K. p# H3 O: o
a + b = t ; R- a& ]- d! ^(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) 6 f# v5 P$ J: Q9 s5 q1 H) i$ Sa^2 - b^2 = ta - tb8 W7 W! D/ L8 Z" N2 K
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb/ F& |# P n! L% k+ ?
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4 - P$ S7 X: e; X# U, h* N(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^25 ^9 W ]* D! z7 b9 G
a - t/2 = b - t/2; V. ?3 B+ q; q$ Z0 e
a = b / K( j' v$ R8 g+ `4 v 6 ]) @( S8 U( s+ a& ~So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.