 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.) R3 }; u" k: j! S3 D5 \
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( C8 f( q* L5 M+ @! C- HArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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( c* @% v. ?, VDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 L9 ~) l' Q' p7 k) S2 L
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, z a+ ^2 j* Q4 u$ s8 N( ]) jIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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; t# U- F P8 M7 x0 W+ ~She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. & i T; W7 u6 c! g, q& Q( M
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.( J: `8 q+ x! t7 n% Q" Y s! p- U
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7 p& q, m! d" `% k1 hYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut0 h" U- x( T U$ {1 w6 p
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; v+ p% ?4 R# E1 n: q9 XWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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