 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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: k* ^: n: f6 n' |7 P7 MIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.4 i( _ F# m+ f* C7 `3 X
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% N& w2 Z% K9 ]5 g; Q- @. UThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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7 A& U& ?* j$ | d, ^! T0 k4 f3 }Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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, q' W5 ?7 }) o; Z- nDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.( w# H8 x p0 q# z0 N8 B/ l
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H) A8 {* f' _, i$ `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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: }1 I; U6 ] ^" N/ N. k1 Z+ ~She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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" J" L" z4 v2 LFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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) O; Z6 S2 ^. d T! d4 c* [, _$ KThat's when she shot him.1 r, l& h+ P# ? W, u! M
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut6 ^1 n% M1 X9 ^* ^+ d; Q& O/ i
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! & U, C' ^2 K5 l! s. e
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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