 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. " l4 L1 m3 z/ A# M4 f- @
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.2 ?# H4 n0 W m. Y
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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( R7 l5 M' U2 k; E m9 M& mArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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5 Q$ y3 k7 R& }, U ~1 `* yDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.1 W# ~) Q9 |8 ?5 e7 H: s1 n
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 9 q/ b! }% C: ^5 W; R2 `, i! R8 h3 U
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p: n' Q! q/ j, B4 H6 W- D# {Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'$ U1 ], O8 U& l- U) x3 r
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7 N9 } X: {. cThat's when she shot him.; l% y+ E4 Q) { H
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut9 o% H3 e& C& H, S$ ?
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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