 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创), B, V: W& i- z, K( D
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.6 S, Y( y. M8 s. S& i/ }" h2 `
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.4 {6 l7 m0 c9 x. V0 y8 ]4 p
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.# H8 ]0 R: e, L$ [$ o8 ~8 h0 S6 j
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.$ ?% v+ }7 [. J
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.# b+ T, X! x# x3 l
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.* B, \# [& m, p) w& ^
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
. u! \ q6 X* `& _* s' F8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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