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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创). i, d0 ^% X' i) C2 S/ d" v. j
8 R: D5 I1 K- f1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.7 [5 V- w5 R2 W& T, Y ~5 c; U
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex./ H5 e* H: i) p0 r' @8 m u
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
# h) p: a/ n1 q. b! u9 Y4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.% G$ s, ~8 S- }" A. J* E6 X
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
0 Z$ k' ?) G& L$ g% r6 c" d1 S ^6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.! h; D/ d6 F9 y) W* X! n
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
# d/ ]7 O; F; A, Y: i g0 B8 _( c8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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