 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创). N6 N& _, ^, C" ?+ G
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.# }0 Z/ Z- [% I( y" b/ i9 [
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
* P; A8 N$ Z& |/ N3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.1 d. U6 N8 |' m% q4 O$ r; |
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
) c6 F) b5 l0 V) W. b5 f7 _5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.: i. [( S" f% a" @# h- P6 x
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
3 ], S. k" ^& ]; b5 z7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.! H7 P$ r1 I7 W
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ' H: Q$ Y+ l e* Y. r
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More if I have time ..
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