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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)! I( P1 w* b, L# Q- P
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2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.5 x6 S; Z1 l: d, s7 c
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
) U. w1 v5 X# `4 L4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. y. S$ Q; \, ^( F. z- z5 t6 e: A5 r2 Q
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.6 z$ A0 w! a; n$ ~. z& l9 @/ _5 L
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.: C" R& K) _ Z( |
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed." } t; k8 H: R2 B _; D
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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