 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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9 q4 S" ~/ z i1 Z) \( r: G, s1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.3 T8 w' d2 w t& A" o
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
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4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
* [' d2 h5 R( J0 _$ A/ v( Z. H% b5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
, W. j5 i# R& L I# {# D6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.& Q8 B! \; K3 r3 T5 c" g z( S1 j
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.! l- X& M5 @# K. R
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ) n6 {0 h' b- P7 R5 K0 [/ ]& m
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More if I have time ..
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