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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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( m& }) }1 v$ b$ \7 }- S3 d7 KBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America0 p& n! A$ A7 D
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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Maria: This is it. 5 C- {1 ]# |, C5 s+ @  m' e
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗* `8 A+ @& o! S

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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.' W7 M; Z3 C1 L( I' u( Y# g
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink.", Z1 j1 v. i2 h, w1 k  O
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
( R; e- v+ p/ K' N"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋, X; H+ d7 d7 A8 i' Z
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
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; j) _% k# i0 L3 hOfficer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)5 h6 O- M! b4 r
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?  a! f1 g' m  p2 W( r% ~
Officer: Yes, you would.
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Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题& }. x4 v% W5 B, i8 h, v

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9 L# V1 Z- Z& I; T4 u  n, E"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
9 D, W; Z1 k: a; m3 X"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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) R" k' x6 i! |" O' SB: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.! s+ c' y! ]9 a7 E/ _- B
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A: Can't afford one." E9 P$ G; L/ L' T/ r( {$ [
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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A: I don't have bread.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? - m- ^" d( W7 }

  _0 x2 X0 u7 b& r, c0 TShe lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. 9 n' H2 A. B4 ], \7 I' J

% ?, `( r- H9 b+ x% J(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am: ^$ N" R, q  u9 V% ]/ g; J- L

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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".$ L( [0 S& G+ B4 p7 q" M
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
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尘肺???????????
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补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
1 g0 ^- F/ K0 w- y% A2 ]I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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* A$ I( Q$ s6 B: b0 D8 b% Z0 h5 q+ C0 o9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
" D: ?5 Y6 M5 [0 u. Y) w他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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) L7 K2 Z' R+ }- S( S+ q: mTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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以I开头造句:: L0 q, H7 u4 T% f1 c+ p$ N5 X& p9 ]
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I
( K* g& f+ V- p1 `"I" is the ninth letter
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