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8 g% D1 b! _2 @8 _Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:5 d9 W5 d: @4 E# o) y. d
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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' n* s4 f# D3 a+ Q. c5 U0 G3 j/ pMore pictures are here
& N8 j7 n% x3 j8 c! [& F8 Ihttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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1 o4 P9 W- X$ @/ KLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.4 j. a7 w* X' Y/ ?* e
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.( x/ r' F" b1 x% t' o& o1 k; O' ?5 v
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.1 t; V3 h7 p! B* ?0 g! b/ E7 L
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. M2 {( X3 n. l3 r4 v$ \; H$ C# v5 }! H6 J#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
, z6 H) F: k! S4 X#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
& L0 Z! r/ ?3 [- Y- D#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
; ~9 f& c7 ?4 N+ l2 ?* L+ o r#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.* p8 L) a, m [, {
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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$ O4 \( k) A- z( a+ ^#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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