This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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8 g% D1 b! _2 @8 _Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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1 o4 P9 W- X$ @/ KLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
. M2 {( X3 n. l3 r4 v$ \; H$ C# v5 }! H6 J#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
, z6 H) F: k! S4 X#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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; ~9 f& c7 ?4 N+ l2 ?* L+ o  r#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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$ O4 \( k) A- z( a+ ^#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
' x- d8 n2 m- f) Z' j( ~看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

! \3 w; @$ V# h' L- Hthat's good one