This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
4 |) Z5 R; t$ }& x  Q- [5 t#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
% @" s7 }( ?7 D( m3 D, h#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
; N" ^; r' V- d5 L#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
, U! O- t5 t3 w+ J#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
; G* a& b% _1 t7 K8 c#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "







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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

8 o1 _8 r6 s) e1 k6 n2 s3 cthat's good one