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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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; L$ P! Z1 i, e( |6 s0 |; C- S3 |More pictures are here
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0 y$ Z% W8 X+ M$ A. e' r* j0 _Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.- Y6 G+ g5 B" |( O# j' s6 i7 o( d
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
8 M5 |* @# Q1 J* Y! b#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
/ b2 K# G" {6 e8 Q- C2 h) t# y# o( O#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
6 Y2 X& x0 _' B5 E' @8 B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
6 _+ g1 B8 P! |) c; P( B* l9 G#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
, @$ B0 x; m5 K* C#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.8 O7 R! k/ s* d5 h6 h: k3 }
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?, l7 D3 M; ^, k, n+ O9 y
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.! {, l9 Q3 A3 J( e
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$ k1 P& q& V) v+ N& P, jAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! ") ]9 w) L" A* ^9 `
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