This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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, O5 Q1 c' u# E) I* jEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
% b; I. u+ q5 X#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
' @) A  O+ f0 T5 p( {! t#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
$ j3 r4 {6 q/ K: t6 [' G( v7 T#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
" j6 I" `" u. `/ U0 J# }7 T#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
7 Q; Q( `  p+ j% P#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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8 r3 C+ `2 O. l, T1 I6 S% Z7 IAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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2 G* [) ]7 @  ^#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
8 k! m9 U& ?$ ?看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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