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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 7 i7 ^# z+ w; `' K6 ^9 R3 f( P# c9 S
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
4 q" ]) r+ ^  O' G& R#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.7 Q4 g& Z4 j% c: M" [6 c# t, S6 K
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
+ n3 l% Z3 `$ I6 U& M3 i#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.. Q/ O' j2 u0 @" C
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
6 q8 {( ^4 p: J#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
6 Q( k7 Y2 \( y& d* g#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
+ v- K" |2 o9 X9 r9 o' _#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下) c' w* e: \- c: K5 `5 U
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由! \) |! U. U5 n+ I% o
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 9 l* ]  N8 X$ @/ a2 a+ M
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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