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Dating process:; w1 b! |* E1 H; \0 b
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U., M# S" S. f. |
6 months : Of course I love U.. F8 u# ^! S3 o# `0 h
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Back from Work:
5 X2 n- C% J1 `( u! g; ]; [6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.: M* g% h( E7 @' s! v
6 months : BACK!!
$ w/ @# _8 I9 E2 i3 W6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
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Gifts:
7 b" j' b* p% b6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
3 F4 L9 g( o+ ?+ k; x9 {6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom.
4 \- n4 x7 n7 _, A8 R, n; _6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
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Phone Ringing:" y7 r" E; K0 t0 A& U. @4 ^, N
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
8 ?- x, p: l0 Z4 M3 E6 months : Here, for you.
. P! f/ `/ O1 k6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!
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+ Y# i/ M: ?) |5 R; nCooking:
$ g3 r1 g5 p4 D( b4 e0 a6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
) ]. V( H: r+ u" E8 L6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?! E: [% B9 a: W( p6 v0 D/ K
6 years : AGAIN!!!!3 Z }9 F4 g. Y7 }! R6 M6 Z
5 E- b/ Z3 M9 H4 i+ _Apology:: Z7 [. B9 ^* s+ Q( L5 O3 w" o
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
9 Y" d. O P9 E$ l5 r2 u6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
, i4 X* F( h7 }& K$ e6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
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New Dress:
/ d% v7 p- x1 r. W( p6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.6 @% `$ J, m$ C
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
R @6 l" A' i! r# j6 Z- x6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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3 C# `- B$ L5 b' _Planning for Vacations:
& j7 C" f1 z" B7 c- h7 b1 e6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
+ n+ Z4 q; K/ M! ^$ X6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 L( g5 t% D/ {0 Z" l3 |+ X6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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TV:" X) @. K* X1 \
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
) |! M( J, V7 ?/ v* O0 q. h6 months : I like this movie.
) V: ~4 c3 l' Z# J! I5 Y6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to4 j) w. K- n) R# h7 d: k' Z
bed, I can stay up by myself. |
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