罗米欧和朱丽业的天津版对话

sweetspot

Romeo (holding her hand as they dance): "You are like a shrine enclosing a holy relic, and I would be unforgivably uncouth to touch it with my unworthy hand except that I am ready to "kiss away" the damage I have done." (In other words: "I love holding your hand; may I kiss it?")
大妹子，你就象个围着老古董的小楼，我介手猫你，不能原谅，不过我想咬你一口，把我作的缺德事改过来
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- }# F' c1 ]# ~  y3 @Juliet (probably amused, but cautious, teases him): "There's nothing wrong with your hand (I like it!), and handholding while we dance is quite legitimate; but you're being a little too bold in wanting to kiss me. If you're really a pilgrim, you should greet me only with your hand, as 'palmers' do."
大哥，你介手没事。介不就系跳舞吗，人家说就说七吧(都要说3 音，带拐弯)？ 你要咬我，可贼大胆拉。你要真系先头部队的，你该伸把手坑个气

% |3 n" j5 K3 qRomeo: "Hey, even holy pilgrims are human: they've got lips. Please let me kiss you."
* ]% a/ C9 }% k7 p就系先头部队的不也系人吗，他们不也有舌头吗？让我咬你一口吧

/ B3 I$ E; x! W7 \- hJuliet: "Pilgrims use their lips for praying, not kissing."
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5 g6 K1 B) H9 k6 vRomeo: "Fine, so I'm praying to you to let me kiss you. If my prayer isn't answered I may lose my religious faith."
你介人，好吧，我向菩萨念经要咬你。要是还咬不了你，我就不信佛了
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$ J  S: Z5 u& w0 d% q! A- J* LJuliet: "Well, if I were a statue of a saint you were praying to, I might just grant your prayer although I'd remain motionless." (In other words, "I won't kiss you; but yes, you can kiss me.")
大哥，你要介么说，要系我也成佛了，我就依了你介臭小子，不过我可不动阿

Romeo: "Stand still while I kiss you." (He kisses her lips.) "Just as a pilgrim might kiss the statue of a saint in hopes of receiving forgiveness for sins, so your acceptance of my kiss undoes any sin I committed by holding your hand."
大妹子，站好了，我咬啦。先头部队咬菩萨就赎罪啦，你让大哥咬一口，我刚才握你手的事不就结了吗

Juliet (thrilled and amused at the same time): "So you claim to have gotten rid of your sin by kissing my lips. Now I've got the sin. What are you going to do about that?"
你介人，你系咬了我啦，你赎罪了，可我被你祸祸了，你有吗折？立马
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Romeo: "You want me to kiss you again? Great!" (Kisses her again.)
你让我再咬你？介多亮洒

$ F/ M* \& y+ I7 U+ \6 U" E/ uJuliet: "You don't really need all this artificial argumentation to justify kissing me, you know.."
  y7 I) @9 b3 z. b" ?你听着，你以后别拿没屁演的话来找岔咬我。

大棒骨

有点儿意思，谁还能翻成别的方言？山西话，上海话，东北话......

Moonchild

上海话估计看起来就比较困难了，东北话么，等我想想看再说