最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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4 B# m3 h& `  d& T& O3 H) P! G4 N　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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; w/ B* P9 y: k$ z5 {　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
& h, \5 I/ H6 E8 I- Y　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

! f6 O0 |5 \; g　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
4 _( |+ {; `$ ]1 T　　nothing to say,go home!!
3 u) \+ r+ U. ~6 Q# Y/ @　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
( P, U' ^" B: ?' M. d　　彼此彼此

* d/ f# m1 @( Y, q　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

* |, i- O/ E7 y% l" V$ J0 a. E　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
9 h5 {6 A( j% y2 c7 m7 B- Y1 R1 F5 X- O" w　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

0 ^7 w* o; o! C. y; C: M+ d　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
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) p3 A% [+ Y5 Q  V　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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; H0 E4 ~0 n, _) K  s& e　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
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　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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　　14． go past ,no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

' ^4 J: U- |4 D! C# y　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
4 B6 l( u+ X+ J0 ~3 {& A/ }　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
5 k; _; U, L, @9 _+ s( p% F. f9 V; ^　　小明：I am sorry five!

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