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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 \! d d1 l* `! ~# @6 F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. b# x/ ^0 X7 C/ c: C+ M0 o
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.! H, n ^* \. w7 \& b, A/ c$ e* n
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. _5 p0 P2 z- C+ m
) p8 V. I7 u# t3 u* C& |9 {& J7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.; \2 ]4 g& Z; z" F# S+ t
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' P9 V# I: Y: d2 t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 } R& y4 F0 }/ i) E6 V& x6 G9 [
/ q M( r* `6 b& T4 T6 J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) o+ D7 M! P& ]! ~8 t
e: {8 @; N4 ^/ Z11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 N. a6 z( t; B% D. Y1 }
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more., A0 I' _: |! q" l1 a' S
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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& K V8 h; K O3 B. H% Q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.2 [! X9 W ^/ S. ^3 K
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 h4 q$ |: f8 S; S8 f( `/ V
u" k& n3 I% N G( i$ b2 g18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" a) g' w0 J5 S; c+ @19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( T5 J P6 e$ W i: S4 l3 z) z
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) R$ z, o7 [' o7 d3 W
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 A3 u, T) \! G' z! f0 a
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * {! _6 B' U4 ~) r4 }
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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