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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 t6 M$ Z6 [( B
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 P F" A& C. t! u3 H% H( i$ N
. g* K: F( y, \2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! S+ p0 C0 z5 G$ y
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.9 V4 m }" M: P9 Y. C. @
) W- i* a" I0 S# K( d4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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! H' Y; \1 }( W, i V7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 Y, |& g8 @ R- z% d6 U3 I, c& x8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.$ P& U- o. e2 D( L1 v; R( e
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 H" `/ c; Z: q10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 g/ z+ _ N) x0 R& K. c
) `3 v: f& ?5 r$ [- S* n11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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5 S; g7 o3 A6 i1 U13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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( ?' Z% q) o6 M: ?& D15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt., N/ u8 A. B1 N4 _& B7 M3 R, Y1 S' V
2 X% y) m' o3 N& m# u& ^3 T16.) You take naps.9 D& Z" ~% c5 f7 t/ u5 g5 F7 c
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 e; c1 E9 O! N6 l3 \7 d$ u4 {
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& c- q# P* \# u* K
+ j$ n0 V4 r% |9 P19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests." f, H& R# d) M5 _* f" B `3 c
) y* F, A7 e% l& z( P8 M20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.9 f" w# a* ]1 e( x' X6 o
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"# E9 v1 S R* B0 L
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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