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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 J, h' w! y) |% [
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2 f U" ~/ u6 p3 F
; Q1 p) _5 m" }" A2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.+ a4 _2 X9 }" Q+ z
# B7 q+ e) s3 m0 N& N0 U4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.& `- A9 s) T3 D- c" p2 V) V
3 A, q0 X* ^& E& A& d5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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+ a" h# _- w1 N4 l6 S6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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9 ?7 Q9 |- j! }7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.+ q( L5 Z g: o' [- @. l
' u/ W5 ~6 ?( m# ~! s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)( A+ L; q) D9 o$ E; E1 d* P0 h1 w5 M
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.7 U9 q. m9 l! ?& K; k& }9 D
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.- \6 A4 w; m) o) J) N+ p
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! |0 e4 Z5 g" H* y
t' N" }- `) y0 h1 a15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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4 ` Q( {# G( M0 T16.) You take naps.4 i/ l# n7 ?. B$ F9 `+ D0 ~0 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* N$ A! I% R9 Q# z, U
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 ~! x) d$ {/ K1 J( ?: ^5 ~
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# z! n: ~5 v- x6 h8 `: n; K' y
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"% r1 ~1 X# t5 T) `7 g
3 T" G( C: y7 H" M# w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 ^4 a4 x; N+ q9 {4 Z* W v
: e0 H' |' y8 b: ^ w5 t23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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