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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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4 V% N2 [" E( k3 P) J# X! Y' E1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 O+ T4 p& ]4 m3 Z0 s" V& ^, J, o
8 v! E8 ^$ U1 W$ e: d" L4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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9 S, k( l! }: ]8 L0 c% u/ [" i6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- E: F7 i$ ], J
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) S8 ~" `1 G- D. Q1 I
7 x/ y# m6 t3 j' w7 t* X" z8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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. e( e4 P) t' g12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& O5 d$ n+ t I: p7 _, C; ]
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 E4 {' |1 z* ? D) M6 N8 T. y. |14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ e; K* ~7 G2 o0 J [2 `; \
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps./ N$ h6 h/ z4 l" F. p! a
* c) Z% ~9 Y, V) P: _' q4 W) N* f17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 q1 i& a, f% D& G! T9 }1 e
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.$ I: ]& D+ f. T
4 X8 B3 E4 p( \& ] c+ L19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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( i+ ~; O5 O8 i q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& M% s# b2 N. ~; m21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"/ @. @! U3 n0 i5 S
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 e9 k g0 b7 [- k
7 k4 h4 l0 W$ g9 B23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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