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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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8 j) T4 b* m7 [' f% o1 b3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. C/ }* `& | L% w: V$ y9 N9 V& C, u
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.+ E1 L) Z8 y) Q0 Q
' w9 I% J% u1 y7 b6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& h% ?7 \) X. m6 W' N
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.% [- M! n8 r* k, O. ?
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# N6 l7 K$ N1 x6 J
6 {% m; D3 M7 l0 p11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 u5 V. N$ ~7 M& l; V6 r
9 y% u3 ]- S X, f12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" N: |0 ^. R; _% B& N6 K' p13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! ~, r0 g; P \0 j6 x3 q1 w3 U
$ {4 m( D* Q7 |, q7 }14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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9 ^( Y1 y) O$ g1 n' h' [7 f16.) You take naps./ I3 t$ ^( t5 ^! f3 [
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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5 K7 C W* W4 V, z. m; w* u8 \18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 T# A. c( s; |, M& q! d: b2 Z
' F0 r9 L) h4 Z& U( V" J1 M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.( [% w* O5 L" Z3 L' ^
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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+ _9 R0 q# N7 {* ?21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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4 j5 j. F" m! T- z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * G/ ^% N: Z2 n- B/ P
& k1 b, j- v6 a9 E E23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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