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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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4 E5 {0 }/ `9 l$ x7 B: p1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 5 v! e4 ~/ \" [# W% j1 V) H2 E
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
' |' Q; n/ `% k/ F" T3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. # P! F# D( n" T. F5 y0 M1 z
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
" e1 H) u% g$ _, {7 p5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 N$ D6 o" P1 y+ a8 w6 {6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 0 ]6 O6 u4 }" M* k9 n
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5 u8 X" ]+ ^% [( u8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ! {0 E3 G$ _5 l7 {: A- Y
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? % k6 a1 d h3 w& n4 K3 ^! \
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
$ G( u8 O. [! @- |. i, d, P11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
5 R0 I% G, n, ]3 K: E7 Q; e7 j12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 1 L/ E5 }, D9 x6 @6 i0 J* B
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
4 F! n# ]1 G: {1 P6 u) f14. Can I flirt with you?
9 k) ?3 _5 h$ c, T$ a15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
( B7 [# p- m1 C# c* p" Q16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
- s/ h9 a2 E( }' K. r17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* z" X$ h% i/ x18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? : B2 o# W* \5 a# K
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
+ H$ C% T& T4 d20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- c6 X' r& Y4 G! R* M21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ) n6 y, I* E+ H7 U
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
. ^# |- r% I8 h2 O6 U+ R23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - ?/ i9 _& T, X" H) G
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
6 s, X1 [3 S5 k4 n# c1 c" \25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ) U/ z) u# k/ X- p% X, K) Z
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. / o. M$ V1 U! T- _# ?! \
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 3 \* ^% b5 G0 F1 a1 W7 q
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 0 e5 [- N; O5 T5 ^1 [6 z) k
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? # k6 i- s% u' \: O
30. So... How am I doing'?
! S# h0 a1 v/ a. P+ n31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ! `- z! {% N1 c( [1 C, r$ |
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
4 E2 E B9 V8 p( H8 Y* A4 Q) ^8 q33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 1 w K* Q, t* J. ]/ K1 F
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? & t2 z: H; Y4 g. H1 b" j4 m
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. & F4 P, y6 n/ v4 I7 M
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3 ~) [9 b: a3 z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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