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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( {/ g$ E/ w& W' g: G! T [% v2 |2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 3 F0 n9 o I2 k @. l" |0 r3 H
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
8 z# y' m3 @ u; [- ^4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5 [* R( I7 ~7 Q- j( Q: i, `9 `' Y5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 6 O% b7 i L5 M$ o0 m: T: ^9 `2 f
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
$ t! e7 U( Y3 m5 r x7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5 D! E9 a8 l- [9 Y7 X5 K1 o6 ~8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ i2 J: j- C# J0 h8 j; u9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 7 ?2 Q. M' f% U. m# J
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ( Z) h. \" q2 a! E- v4 x. I; @
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 4 S( i# I" w/ K5 e, f
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 0 y8 A- Y! g0 l; j
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 3 j3 Z3 G: f8 X% A1 T
14. Can I flirt with you? # |( C0 G6 W+ T# N! B
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ) d+ z% Q/ ^/ k
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
% Y$ ~9 o6 Y/ \# [, p17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ( T7 E9 g0 P$ a% J2 ?3 P
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ! r, q* M% U4 W/ n0 H" G" v8 @, R
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 8 d' }, I2 A8 R
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 0 m7 \! m5 A9 q% Z5 s& r
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ! U6 y; e8 y! l
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ h' b: J' f2 \9 D" h: K23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
9 H6 x# g, A: V24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? % K7 P! Y0 x0 b4 D& P2 g
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
0 T9 m7 F. V6 n; b7 F3 V L26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. % B7 }4 R, D J5 |2 ^# U
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * `4 t9 J, S9 G$ e' |: w+ _
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. : q% p6 g2 v* v$ h6 D) c6 D
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ K0 ?# E! d2 A; B30. So... How am I doing'?
* [' \( d. c6 f9 }7 w31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
O6 `1 a1 y3 i. F1 F4 C( {: n32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. , k7 ~$ ?& a1 ~1 P& D4 L7 ]0 Z
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ! \1 q* r4 f( d& `
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( e. o+ J: w2 |% }9 V/ w1 Z. m# \
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 9 }9 D9 I# } b) ^8 K. b
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
# S+ A+ g ]$ Z+ }! Z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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