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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 @0 v& A9 d7 v% q

5 H5 X6 V4 ], C- p9 K7 A1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. * E" b& f9 ]( L& C0 ~6 P1 v
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ) N5 S1 e" L9 j& c1 W: u
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) H: p7 R) u3 u4 F' J+ O$ ?: w
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ( f% u9 i, {7 ~) p( S2 T  f
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. / w! y. m. W( j; s0 g0 Y, ^
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
4 J7 H, J+ M7 F5 f# ~7 P7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ) z- Z7 R3 U2 o
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9 d% Q; e# R8 }9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
# Z( m( o& L: @0 L10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  v  Z/ s. F1 V$ g3 V8 [11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
1 A) k$ |& b/ u1 A7 b% c0 K: D( \12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
& \' R8 [7 ], A; m& P& m13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
0 \% c* {( S  _- L! r" k14.        Can I flirt with you? 1 o) n" s# N  g8 a7 O3 V& t* O0 L
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* c( T& [! r6 d' h; ~, l16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if & U) Z# l, `/ t- g: `
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. % A" v. E/ a  b& D: n6 Q2 R2 w
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? ( I' b! Y3 p1 L  G+ U- H
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
( i; F& p" H3 c( S: e20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? + a" t  l+ K8 F9 `0 N! n' S" r' `
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? " m: F3 j1 H4 Y* S! [7 ~
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
) A  L, W5 f" ?9 [# R23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- K( o* P7 M0 l: ?. d8 Y24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
4 w7 ?" E+ A# \: \25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. A4 X- q# G0 h9 X1 |26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& P/ T' E9 \! j$ y; G" @27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6 r' u. V8 p1 n. R1 w* c28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ ]2 O% Q4 p& x* N2 T29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  P) F5 h( w1 ?3 U$ k* l, @* m30.        So... How am I doing'?
8 y9 J5 ?# m, q4 b* i3 r5 o* r31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) B+ {; m8 B8 s: R) t* n; a- _1 f
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 0 C" v0 \/ E& s, I- t% r
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
$ S* Y' t2 l. @. x( f+ ]* P34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 b' w: O0 z; v) d3 g
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ! i0 q/ C+ L: M9 E. S* k# y7 J
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - C  ~& m5 W; m9 i/ C, k+ J8 d* U
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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