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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 @0 v& A9 d7 v% q
5 H5 X6 V4 ], C- p9 K7 A1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. * E" b& f9 ]( L& C0 ~6 P1 v
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ) N5 S1 e" L9 j& c1 W: u
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) H: p7 R) u3 u4 F' J+ O$ ?: w
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ( f% u9 i, {7 ~) p( S2 T f
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. / w! y. m. W( j; s0 g0 Y, ^
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
4 J7 H, J+ M7 F5 f# ~7 P7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ) z- Z7 R3 U2 o
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9 d% Q; e# R8 }9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
# Z( m( o& L: @0 L10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
v Z/ s. F1 V$ g3 V8 [11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
1 A) k$ |& b/ u1 A7 b% c0 K: D( \12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
& \' R8 [7 ], A; m& P& m13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
0 \% c* {( S _- L! r" k14. Can I flirt with you? 1 o) n" s# N g8 a7 O3 V& t* O0 L
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* c( T& [! r6 d' h; ~, l16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if & U) Z# l, `/ t- g: `
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. % A" v. E/ a b& D: n6 Q2 R2 w
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ( I' b! Y3 p1 L G+ U- H
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
( i; F& p" H3 c( S: e20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? + a" t l+ K8 F9 `0 N! n' S" r' `
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? " m: F3 j1 H4 Y* S! [7 ~
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
) A L, W5 f" ?9 [# R23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- K( o* P7 M0 l: ?. d8 Y24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
4 w7 ?" E+ A# \: \25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. A4 X- q# G0 h9 X1 |26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
& P/ T' E9 \! j$ y; G" @27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
6 r' u. V8 p1 n. R1 w* c28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ ]2 O% Q4 p& x* N2 T29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
P) F5 h( w1 ?3 U$ k* l, @* m30. So... How am I doing'?
8 y9 J5 ?# m, q4 b* i3 r5 o* r31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) B+ {; m8 B8 s: R) t* n; a- _1 f
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 0 C" v0 \/ E& s, I- t% r
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
$ S* Y' t2 l. @. x( f+ ]* P34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 0 b' w: O0 z; v) d3 g
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ! i0 q/ C+ L: M9 E. S* k# y7 J
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - C ~& m5 W; m9 i/ C, k+ J8 d* U
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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