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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...., j; g% }& n6 k1 ?3 V- g, I
; S, l# W4 M6 b! Q1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
' `& w1 o% r3 i# d: C* X/ y2 A$ \2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
: s" v- P9 f' A3 z! o3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
! J& S% R4 [6 c! d& `4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
$ o: B; D/ W2 @' d2 Z% G. C5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ?1 F$ J: E1 i' N" w0 a# l4 |. @
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 9 u* W: B1 I2 w1 R- O' q: }
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ' _% U( k. u7 g
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
$ j8 S& y/ ~5 ]; t" `9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 8 _8 b4 s* Q1 Z+ G" @; K5 X+ d g
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
% F, S; j# K2 o! b0 N' v' Q: Q11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
. s9 t1 P3 E8 M# a4 \- V12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
7 { X: l; b( Q0 N$ o6 x+ p13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 8 l8 m W; O" a
14. Can I flirt with you? 0 D* R0 I J! j0 f
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
7 y \7 Z1 n4 R4 x16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if n& F6 O8 C8 U: b+ y/ I; `0 a
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 0 a+ x+ G$ I! v1 ^: ]0 h* F# Q
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
! c' m8 }# N( \7 ^8 a& l19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
# z2 F9 I; L3 H! n# \20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
9 E0 ^" ]* v: g4 t21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 R2 w4 _( r" Q& x2 y5 G/ f' G8 x22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 9 q9 A* _5 r0 l
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
. I2 N9 I5 p% F. @1 c24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
; z; p4 y8 F( }0 H! W25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. $ j9 k' c" o% [$ |/ s8 m: h+ Q( ]3 C
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 9 h1 n5 z* f$ q) }# `: a
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
7 p1 L. @8 `& O, j0 H28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* Z2 h8 ~: a' S: O" G8 P. z29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! d& [2 L+ T) ]+ w g2 s, g% B0 a
30. So... How am I doing'? ( o3 Q' K0 a' O( g" C
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 K* ]' ]& z, A+ U0 i5 \) O32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
8 C' a2 k; ~+ P- O5 D/ M0 o5 h) A33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 5 E9 E! {; \; H5 \* P$ e7 U
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ; ~' u1 w8 [; I9 ~2 V
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
( ^) n% d; C& j, k+ b36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
. ^3 c S& ?6 N% K37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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