Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
+ o4 q. i) p+ M, z' P; C2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
6 M5 R  \6 h. A! @( Y4 ~/ q% H5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 }7 U0 X& t# W$ h7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
" e* Z! V2 F2 \! i# \5 d9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
# d9 T( {  }8 m8 ^$ E, E" d0 ]10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
& ^3 I* p* p2 y- ]- W$ `0 _+ A11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ h8 @& \/ T- n" J( q0 P( {# {14.        Can I flirt with you?
6 g9 w* {: c% y' r2 ~2 L15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
; z  U0 t3 U3 a$ j# A16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
1 C+ c# T2 O( G  d/ g3 H2 T3 e# a21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
7 T- |; E  ^& B0 {* R6 D5 }22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
8 Q% G6 }/ S; l) A5 t' I5 V2 m23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) j: ?* m! l5 R: d6 d4 k6 p24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
# ?# S0 R% R$ w, A0 c" E& L) \25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
. F1 v' N9 w/ U! l31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
' C, d8 F7 H# t4 [34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...