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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....' W6 q n2 k1 g: `
% }8 ]5 I4 F b9 E: m1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 6 U1 k- _, |* P3 ~/ x' G0 J( T
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. . q) t/ C- X8 ~! z# ^6 |5 I! b
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . p5 a. E2 _! z! i( O* |
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] , j7 e4 w: @9 s1 T$ o
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ! b6 p' ~. v4 e5 \
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? % B# q; M! @+ d% K5 M3 p8 ~- M/ Y
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. # [. u( t% P) @( w. S, d! ?! x
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
# z4 i) T# q( S! y8 |9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 ^9 W# g1 n4 m: r0 {& l9 B/ [2 l10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
5 I" w7 i; I4 P* n11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
} F0 _1 ?+ J0 G1 a+ @' R' R12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
! c" B6 u) }' `3 o: x13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? / K# a/ _: ?4 W* N- w! T+ H
14. Can I flirt with you? ! h% \5 o+ v0 f1 l# A: C- S `
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
: }# g( ^; o; ]6 m% F16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if , K( W5 ?" l, F& N5 v
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 8 |/ l0 g* o% C& {
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
7 z9 U1 h6 E: T, h19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
j4 n# p+ o- [ W; V20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? _' Y- B u2 C2 o
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
9 s# B# B% ^$ B6 n/ J7 V4 V3 K22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
1 a2 T% l' v/ ^3 B" e: T: @3 O23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
$ F; t) b0 G$ l0 M! U24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? : G- j. V' J: ~+ c8 j# d8 G5 W
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 L: X0 [- `1 e4 _) e$ l
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. $ z Q* T5 r: O
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? % T! v6 w4 d! N, i* _
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. S4 a# @9 C' U; _, a) n
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? : s/ D' _( Y ~% T6 O& I, l
30. So... How am I doing'? % \ C) ~& P+ E( E. Y0 F ]
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 3 G0 t/ x I+ j6 W2 n) ^ N
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ) \, y1 m$ F0 i& D% ?# S1 C
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? + M% O; ?& ?% y2 H' v0 `
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 3 ?9 O# S6 ?! p# b
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 1 m3 h1 o& [4 }' S
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
8 n$ x; U; \' o1 H7 ]- u37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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