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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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; h' M! j( e/ f4 ~2 x3 ]He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the . r; V8 _* }( f8 U4 n& k
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" / ` `& J0 j. p0 S1 ?. S
2 Q# S9 ]9 S- n2 U5 ?6 |The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? t% `# L) Z, ^8 K$ _6 w
# \) V5 w: {$ H: K1 VWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
7 B( L. E. P( V* W" S& cfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
$ G+ J9 x+ d5 Y* lDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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5 ^$ u+ k! k0 g3 e S' uThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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