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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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7 a3 g" m* m9 C0 y( N& i& n5 O! {He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
6 z" X/ P1 R& P6 ]sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?8 ~( r. [7 d! _- ~6 G% C2 f
) ^; s2 t2 W1 uWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
" G: {/ ?' b8 J( F6 p+ m6 yfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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( z4 u5 a+ X$ N* ~* S% mThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
( j/ p# J8 i. g7 SDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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