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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 9 `* n, |6 R6 L/ G# |/ b
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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9 p7 @/ V8 Q' R" \9 `3 q( wThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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% x* F% J2 _& A# p& jWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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" }2 r6 p$ J/ |The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
" ?4 i0 Z3 g3 S3 J* N( }Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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