1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 d" u/ X* T; Y. \ a: S, k3 ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; Q" }5 l) C/ V, v% {4 J2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 ^5 G3 u* m0 W3 ~. R( A/ i
Not is you’re a chicken.2 x6 _( F: z+ i' R
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?- J# Y) \+ N h6 g
The outside. ' K( X5 b# D E4 N9 \* z2 C( Z4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?* N! W u- s1 |% N- G! r
Fry-day!" Q% f3 S8 q% i2 E8 I! y7 P7 q
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?) X- i1 s$ c8 b1 A+ Z" a% u
No idea. # B6 G4 B. w1 w/ Y! F2 k# j8 i6.Why you go to bed?4 J7 @+ w: ]/ c
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 # M2 N! h" V* d+ a6 ~7 t1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 8 Z; t3 [4 b/ C1 i& Y" ]. u
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " R& g3 @* _$ m% {: Z& {8 e2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, ~% i' i5 t- U" r: c+ n; ]
Not if you’re a chicken. ! t* i9 Q& P! n- e" ^% H% G: @/ K3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表% i" v; L9 z# [8 d
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : c, n! p) E9 [& w$ S; A8 F; A6 D I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " U* ]+ g6 ?" F; a$ z2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ U0 A. H4 F; `9 E& q6 b, @! M' Z
Not is you’re a chicken./ ]( b5 H# a9 s3 A3 N+ a7 e
3.Which side of the chi ...
6 s$ z# [1 C" y( j& Y, v 1 C, i7 e! l% z+ j; P9 F0 H 1 }6 |8 U5 }0 R: ` H5 ?lol