1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / I+ h) m1 g5 W1 R I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 0 i8 \! Y8 ^" ?7 \& a2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ L5 F1 D2 {4 c1 I2 @/ N Not is you’re a chicken. 2 j V, T( L, J4 H$ D! j, }) Z4 U3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" |( w7 b# V$ r' t ?
The outside. 6 d2 u1 d) Z8 K3 W4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?4 k' |- ` g1 i, S5 e y
Fry-day!# H. [- M' M* w. W
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? " Z0 ]( j. J) U: L( F9 H- M0 j No idea.9 Q% _6 M8 N- p' Y) ^- V8 d
6.Why you go to bed?% k) V; t! N4 q: I0 H
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 * L% a3 [) B! y1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # o6 B( [! l2 f9 J2 m I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 j; N7 S" x4 e2 ]: \2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ h# B% l. @- W1 ~5 j5 V
Not if you’re a chicken.5 k- e! F( E3 h l& E a
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; d: y) `+ T+ Q3 `! o
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( K7 ?% \2 `7 P/ v
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) |, n8 B" S! P: Z2.Is chicken soup good for your health?+ w( Y" W$ o* ~- n$ N5 i) k
Not is you’re a chicken. 6 ^ ^% o+ \1 T2 r( k3.Which side of the chi ...