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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
/ P2 _( a2 [6 `, [/ U I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.) y$ J9 y/ }( h1 `6 D2 J4 M
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
5 R# V0 A: {8 C4 M4 n Not is you’re a chicken.
1 f' t+ x `1 h2 C. j' `% Z3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
8 m. d$ U1 l. X The outside.* f) G8 x* y4 y' G9 V
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?, u) B, c8 F& V1 P9 [
Fry-day!
9 I, i% F' s7 x' c( u! E0 e7 h! l i5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?7 J6 }. ^4 m8 q5 J$ {0 N) @' t
No idea.
- E( W4 X3 R1 H' e: Q6.Why you go to bed?, I- n& l( h# ?6 o8 @4 n. p( r
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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