 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( ?" N3 m, |* u @& N9 }3 m# i* @2 c4 @& A
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., Z, ~& L% V4 l- V% Z+ w
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
2 G# I" Z0 O! J; Q Not is you’re a chicken.
+ G' ~0 q, e2 S0 m2 Y0 s3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
8 B4 q R* L# f; ^ The outside.
" r6 \ E8 p8 d; S r8 I- [" m4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
+ b$ V' D$ v5 U7 x- y9 \5 u* g4 E Fry-day!
) X5 T# Y) i: p4 V- B5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
' _, V$ k2 d3 ?; [: c No idea.
5 ?: H/ `6 R5 s: Y, d- l* B6.Why you go to bed?
# ^, z( s. m- _* _7 X Because the bed won’t come to you. |
|