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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , I) V5 z ?& n. l t& Y3 V- Z
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- D8 [6 j: g: F7 H
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
" d% ?4 D) a8 ]: m+ r" w1 P5 r Not is you’re a chicken.
8 c6 A0 W; n+ W+ q7 U& Z0 P! E3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?7 \- [: D! g b2 U
The outside.
+ f; a2 e) a$ Z. A; O% B4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
, }- W# s$ K- w, U: l C Fry-day!
8 k' C& H3 D7 c, X! T0 m5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
8 n9 @% C: a" h, z No idea.2 ^& m- z; T- h' ?' F
6.Why you go to bed?# C2 S6 O+ O) \9 q H+ s% I& p) Y
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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