1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & V1 `8 l& _$ N; @
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& h/ P0 V! i5 h6 K3 V- A- R/ j
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 F; V O6 L% t- w3 P" Q Not is you’re a chicken.7 Y7 k2 X. e2 D4 z$ e
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? " c; l6 g3 B4 i8 H7 v The outside.6 M2 i6 C6 \9 R3 ~ d* Q- P
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? - M2 y9 G) p6 j/ C0 ? Fry-day! 9 a7 Q r i: C9 f) Y0 `5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?0 X8 w* M; C( ?& c$ t; T0 r+ `
No idea.- T* l% \; Z1 w8 O4 R# j5 l, h9 A
6.Why you go to bed?: `( K" o1 b( m/ Y
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 j5 U' J" V/ i
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * v# ~6 y8 N$ C! R1 F/ t- d
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." a2 I& E; E* M0 K* f3 R" n! ~$ i/ R
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? # V5 v3 L7 n7 `; Y" N Not if you’re a chicken. 5 \) G2 T3 g, X4 E4 u8 L& U: O3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表5 y" t4 s; ]. V: c' h
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . ?8 A: d9 A- F( X( ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. N9 V$ X$ Y& l& @- q' h) u3 |8 ~4 x6 ]
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " ]" `0 ^% Y5 y) M" j' N+ ?3 h Not is you’re a chicken.0 q5 K" o( u8 S4 ~
3.Which side of the chi ...
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