Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
& |* W1 A& I9 F! H( q  ]$ j>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: o& q& j& O* g>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 b2 q, z) ]# l9 T3 m>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
8 c* S* k6 S0 Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
4 c' x  f4 N+ C' S>> & meatballs.
; t+ {: b$ I! P8 }! V  L>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% Y$ ]4 _" ?8 f% r>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
3 C- w3 h0 E5 b* t>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' Q) x& g# b4 `, p>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
* X) L, S) Y/ x2 Z>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
6 |) Z; m1 p6 |you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
$ M( G5 h/ c9 O" X>>             First date: Meet her parents.
5 H8 }; D  r$ L% M>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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( P. B: i- o& l' c>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
( A3 v1 H$ T" j, n" @real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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3 C+ q& H! P, ~+ Z>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; @! o% W) v5 f: k0 f8 A>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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9 R% K2 c/ N1 A% D7 L" R  c, k>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
) {3 t0 m" i& ^+ g; X* c+ p>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
2 k" ?  U! K: ?0 ]) j* h0 E/ |+ p, W2 Qsister's
! ^/ U( N, f+ w* ]! l  n6 O>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
$ {8 a- a1 i% q) H$ z$ M0 g>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
$ L! }2 A$ B/ ^* G>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.