Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 i3 R7 L# e$ `% Q>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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7 `; r- Z% C# V>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 O# K# S; Y- H! x2 A4 r>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; O) G8 `* p+ L0 P9 \: E>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# X1 J$ ]4 z" G' j9 \>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
3 v' X4 l& J$ w5 \0 r% i" J  k- O: M>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
( }  ]% d7 E! }! O$ `7 z+ q" K>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
: ?' r3 z/ f8 Q# g: a>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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* a4 [8 X$ c  _/ q>> a 3-carat ring.
5 _* X: j) i% j" R9 H/ Y>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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: r  b+ Y1 T% W3 n- [>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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, Y! @% T$ P  @- \# y' i>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
) @& O3 O/ O8 y+ ~) C0 o5 v+ H% R>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) b; [- O7 ^2 q# m- ~& Q>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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7 q6 e/ s# b; m  T- `>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
# N" }& x. j3 A) l9 Z- a0 R1 n$ {- x>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
' U. U; t/ ?6 Q7 |% }>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& X/ w+ m. A& [1 S) G>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 c/ E" {/ f! O1 l5 O>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 w( \" r* v+ l4 G1 |( Q- U>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
7 L# w1 \6 P7 ?>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 y% \  b  f$ R% r1 N- D>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
4 a: B/ U* W% R) j) breal
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
: e: `. p0 z& o8 ~( b5 |>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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: ?' ]# x4 w# v# x* N9 g. Z- {6 ?>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
& g# ~9 M3 J9 |& I) F# J0 t  _>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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: ^+ y$ E0 b. _/ J: F>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
  b  V; s, @" e0 ?( V$ _! l! r>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
6 H/ X/ F, g2 z) X# f$ dsister's
9 w# Q& ~# f4 p; R5 p( R, h; n>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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5 o* Q+ G/ |5 c; A>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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6 X; y; A. }: D6 n>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 J0 G, o; A9 V; B4 q$ z>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
& c8 f& U9 V1 k: y7 L>>             No third date.