Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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$ o5 F( P- `/ {! C3 f, F' y- k>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
2 U+ f0 |- g1 k5 [* Q6 b6 O2 |) p>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
- r5 f9 i1 m+ y$ q3 l# x1 ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
' H1 j. T* X& ?# K( D( S. B>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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9 N% R1 f# @, ]. n+ x2 x>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
6 v  U! J8 ~* T>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: |; M% Z* A  Z>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; m/ R5 z3 I+ a" w; g# E>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
8 C" i4 ^/ [4 f+ Y8 ^2 B>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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1 N4 n; [! n6 a' e' p1 D>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 Q& I4 V$ V  }& e) a2 j, ^8 ?>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( {/ \/ P: {9 H& G>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
) x. {. x. ?! X3 K$ v& G>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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- L6 T+ }. X6 @3 t>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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7 K* W& Y9 l& R; Y+ I- M8 F>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 p& ?& x% H7 G* \9 @* e$ w>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
& c# U& U( G  v0 E8 z. p# `>>             No third date.