Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 V( M" [3 e; e; _+ s& R>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
$ v# @9 c; Y) b( \9 B& T: V5 D>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
. G- e8 P6 D# L>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 f- W/ f& L( _9 e; Q>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, A. W" x2 b, l( m>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& z! n- @; e, s% E: R/ M# B>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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/ f: W% v5 ~$ N- O9 ?# {" f9 h>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
" E0 {! v' T! r>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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. @- m/ B7 n: q9 k>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
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" i+ ^' s; c& d6 V5 L# [>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
5 L: N; f* ^9 d; _% l>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) u# J5 H# R  a3 m>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ r8 D& {; w2 x, r>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
. r6 W& ?; d' z- r, _- I- G>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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! j/ p% E# `6 ^" X>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 d$ ~' t& C: }- q9 o' `, h>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
5 z" P7 J4 q3 Z>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
" B1 N& E7 P( X/ {) T>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
3 W" {* R# q) d# ]. ~2 W8 f' S. f>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
6 `5 h. [; H! ?  N6 v>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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, L5 [) O+ N) G8 Y>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
% y; ]) v) x) d& Y( _9 {>>             No third date.