Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 S, F# K$ E  @9 |8 ^3 d>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 i4 ~: {# @; G/ D4 ^$ R  E$ e>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ v8 T; |. _' i1 p>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
6 E( E6 ~' E7 n* B>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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& w$ s& {+ @; T4 G( P6 m5 d$ l  @>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
5 I/ J# Y0 c  p>> a 3-carat ring.
6 n# X% s& j! h( `>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
4 \- O- E# |( F7 @>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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( Q( R4 n3 {- E9 O>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: J/ d$ j( y3 {>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
  a7 Y8 \; E9 m$ f5 X# k>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
4 B5 d/ R% R+ e  l) w- [! X: K. r3 U>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
& r! `" l4 Z6 Z5 N>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
' W  D$ H6 m) y4 D) Z9 W- ]+ m>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ y9 ~% U% S- }4 F+ d>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
, Y9 H+ L0 ^5 C  y>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 V5 {' [& d" `( @8 s2 I$ v) A. s/ P>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 E  l- {( H/ Q7 C0 \0 }>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
( g5 R/ k% T/ @% ^& ^: u# y>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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4 ~# z. n; `) P8 ~5 ]0 P>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
2 ~% w1 A0 N. [1 f! ?3 l9 D, \>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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' L8 O8 o/ u  R6 \3 [$ J>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
6 G& ?9 O3 y, x( U+ F, r' t>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.