Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 ^) v" C; d& d5 J0 x>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
3 q) T9 a" D5 \( a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
7 d7 h* M; {* A8 }& Smissionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
% X5 Z9 P7 ]& O4 ]>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& P* B; w5 s) o- \( V3 d>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 j% V& i3 |' {: G: i  l1 t" M4 P>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
  G6 N" [; h: d7 @1 f>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
  j  |' K: \6 z) \/ j$ `2 P7 q>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
5 t/ h; r& h* S* ]' ^! G7 D>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
( K. o7 D- S4 @2 J* P>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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% Q& h8 {: ^4 R; w; s; L0 y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
$ o+ i# d! ?) K+ \7 n% J7 ?>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
0 n- E; I4 m" A; Y0 p# E9 ]" `, |>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
. g1 s4 ]- I, U* m>> Nothing happens again.
- Z. {% i( U2 A, v" g. [8 Y; |>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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* R8 w4 y: m  E' Z" a1 F>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
' ^' M& s) N4 ^3 v7 r>>             First date: Meet her parents.
' S6 K+ o& }5 b3 V>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ ~7 l2 Q6 P$ [/ `+ o/ l' D) a>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
- v  y4 E5 a# o, q3 ]7 p. U>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 E! v# F( ^5 i% Z( ]* Z& V9 c>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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5 _0 Q" V) A4 R- s6 h5 V>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 Q, g0 A; x4 h% w6 X+ a, F+ p>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
# ^3 T9 {, C0 u; z>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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. o  U) u( [8 S5 |$ y1 F% O! u4 p>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
2 e; M* i6 q# D7 r/ A5 [>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 j& {+ q6 z9 p3 p8 c  K5 L8 I>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.