Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 U! }0 ?  \5 ^( {- H>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 ~" J1 y" |2 ^9 V  h$ C>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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+ V- i9 |' V* k# U! A>>             IRISH WOMEN:
0 @, @9 |1 Y. K>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* G4 J# {. n. `7 I$ d% J% u>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
' Z5 Z: i3 O# E/ E0 O( ]>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
( Q- Z: m5 z" k6 g5 h* V8 j+ n>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
' ~1 [- ?! ?' f' {>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
  A# m0 z' Y8 c>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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/ O" u1 P. O, {0 Q3 u! A# _$ k>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
6 G0 n7 C% i7 H>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
* [* h  W( V: n0 ~" l8 `: l& _3 v9 E! o>> Nothing happens again.
. y8 c+ V' H, `0 R>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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" s6 V8 q- L* y>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" j3 L* B- u1 ^( p) w% k>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
% ?. y5 I( c0 I! v>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
+ I3 B8 F5 }7 R) ]real
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" G+ _8 J( u# K, @3 Z>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
. V3 n5 @6 H6 l. w/ \>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
, A. F$ q/ I+ O& w% Z' J>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. Q& ^4 k. U1 [4 A% \9 e% ]! M>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.