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Spring is officially coming today!4 @) B* [" M2 L E0 l
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!% D4 G( X5 V( s' P6 N
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."! g% j) T u' s; Y/ l# F# p
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.% E) [$ ]3 [4 v7 B% t
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."- p2 V1 K) `% o f6 [, s, J
" n/ `9 z0 Q! b! r/ N F: PThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.9 E1 S1 g6 U `# o2 O
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
$ w" e7 g- }& n7 H, v: e S/ ^Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.0 K5 P$ x( X, E2 i/ ?
6 W* v3 m# S6 v) aThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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* y) A! M: V$ ^1 e( S8 |8 BThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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