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Spring is officially coming today!
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: Y: {# U. P6 WThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!/ R. Z; v' v$ ]" q! j0 K( l- A
8 v' T8 o7 u% z( j9 lAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."- ?+ N7 ?5 s6 }, T/ {0 y1 Y. m
# I1 O/ e: v& B! \, R4 ^So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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5 P. h% E! H0 {2 i4 @1 g, PThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.' ~( t) M# g' |( F6 b& \
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.1 t! }8 m0 D, C
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.' o( f+ U, e& `! p3 b9 Z
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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+ T' ]! Y" @; Q$ d' Z0 kThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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