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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!# C' K R* u/ G
) X7 F" j. w2 ~" \& K& ]An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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) `8 r9 K/ @: Y0 o& eSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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# u& ^* T3 V+ A) CThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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8 z) q7 `6 D E" S% VThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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9 K O/ ]" d" j% W( ~* S) o' O# P% `The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
) y B% u. H0 o jEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.- }9 G7 C' G1 e; k
9 y/ v$ Q) g0 b+ z# r5 @The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."% U; _0 a9 u# u0 B
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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