 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Spring is officially coming today!
h) X6 C1 A; Q* S& Y$ f
; A- j4 |: x& S3 t* `The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
8 m+ T% L9 S( c2 d; H
1 |, T( H! N* H- ?5 cAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 i2 C/ Y9 r. B1 `2 w' B: g7 c5 _
; i4 x6 k2 `7 b/ Z9 q/ GSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
: n" J6 b2 Z7 }& z n& u
( e! l$ X" r' @& }The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.": F- W. }, l5 `8 K
* ?0 k7 a" `! Q, Z1 Q0 x: F0 OThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
- @- ~1 g0 [( ]) C4 d) s( T; ^# K( z& {5 x: Q) k
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
+ H- ~/ e0 p0 N0 H; {Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
0 [# v. z+ M# [7 y( l3 `3 E6 r6 x
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
9 x* {% V! s; E2 w. U& A" h& [0 t$ _6 V0 {- p
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
