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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 ~: \8 q2 N: h! [% y
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 l! |0 X" z6 y5 D# ]8 r
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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+ b, t2 j: G0 m H4 ?- q; UThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.* {" X' ?. }, o
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* Q! N+ G" C/ \) w7 S/ p
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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2 a7 _" W4 T# m; V" o4 k) Y( YThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."5 i& R7 Y0 _0 F" }9 j. a! Z5 w
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