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Spring is officially coming today!3 a, @& R1 `; R+ o, S
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!' S, A3 Z9 B M0 u! w
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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) |8 t0 j- \) h2 l+ s- A5 xSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.+ s. ~0 m1 M* |3 D
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." q* m: B9 P, d7 M2 _8 H+ f
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.& ^& q V2 |5 ?$ N- O
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
6 [7 Y! L L! I+ K. F. n& b* vEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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, C' B5 D Q$ z4 _8 u S9 B# i2 d7 ^The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."% O- @; _! q, T2 A
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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