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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。5 Y( E0 x" v9 ]- D. h
$ H1 X( b1 M' g; z2 a. O( h. phttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
- b# J: I3 a& s* [1 T% P! [The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ( b" b1 ~5 G# c
3 X8 P1 F- q8 a: }) e/ XThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 9 _1 Y. |5 W$ [3 q' c& W
' d* x! c$ n5 u) f$ `% LThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. & O( F2 F7 R n! z9 b8 T
! d7 l+ H, i; a6 K$ B3 y6 iOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. & U) m1 f3 l* G6 d
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ; B2 V0 n2 X) `3 q) _! E
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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; K L2 u- D5 ?4 p4 t; W"But it's not for me to question his story.
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3 @" |+ P- b+ \3 Z& D- \; Q7 e% g' [- f b"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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8 S+ @4 {3 {1 MShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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7 {' E2 I3 ?6 qMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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% v7 t+ j$ }# `) N$ n% u7 ^1 h, F"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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0 U% T& W" t1 a1 g+ P3 G" M"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 4 w. X4 B* {# ?( x- X/ r& _
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 5 `, Y$ B$ D ?5 a0 X
# G, b5 k% j6 C" x4 tA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 2 u+ v' f6 c3 i' z% C& w
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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