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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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$ a: r: ?; `% z2 Q8 T! ^0 Jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece) R" [( `% D/ W( n2 G
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. r+ h1 b* ]% d) z. T2 ?
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ' L' c. M4 T4 X, h
! f4 b5 _& H) lHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ) m" Z$ s- D1 I* ~& N- F
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. % r0 N$ l4 M3 ~) ]$ x& n! ~
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 8 ]# J O3 m% c- x9 _
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
; _8 O5 c n# {1 q$ m C* Y" lLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. : c# K. g G* K
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 9 E: R5 G k6 O8 C, x
: Q6 }* F0 t# `1 M' v) x"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 2 b( Q# b) T3 a) G$ y$ z( n
6 P7 \$ }4 J9 ?She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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. G* B$ ~) v$ H j$ e- F1 B, g$ HMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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; v4 Q& O* n, _"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ; W7 h! D5 o9 ~; B! x) h
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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8 U0 x- S8 M2 D/ O; B; ~- L8 dA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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$ `7 O; U# r! F( s C) H4 y"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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