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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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! H8 C0 ]7 T& b. ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
0 i6 ?1 ?- Y7 B, O( pThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. " W' ?# U ?0 p) l$ h2 t
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; d8 s0 [" a# |1 D* b- UThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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4 ]* S2 b0 }) k( b) r& kThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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/ c- s+ f5 B, ~+ n% `Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
5 J3 V3 [5 I/ K3 K: sLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
9 r P+ k. F) I0 EA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. : R* W N$ A% m" o9 n
: ~; Y, S1 ~0 M"But it's not for me to question his story.
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- n5 }/ N8 L6 Z5 p"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." : E8 g. m& O6 g6 J C, R# Q/ c
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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& a- i) y6 ~3 f1 x( ?$ g7 IMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. - n4 f2 y5 y+ n% K
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4 k$ N( k2 k5 J" r"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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+ F$ e: M Y& ^" i"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ( n/ |& Y! X& b, A
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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