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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! X$ N8 S: C- E4 `( Whis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he* ~; Q; ]5 G. p" \! R H! c
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he% a+ V/ O3 O. N
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked6 U& h0 x& D$ g+ g$ d! _$ h
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
0 o+ h) d8 W( Q7 h+ K# g3 z: dI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,: w$ a6 \5 `+ D; C- u. c
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
$ O! }' X8 \8 J8 _8 L "Nothing, nothing."
. |" s9 G- d0 d8 a) B "C'mon, tell me!"
6 `7 S3 B' v( e' E/ @8 ^# R7 G "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
, E6 W- a) E9 }! a( C/ z- o "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.6 G* Q0 ]5 h# R6 t, f
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
, P6 I& E$ ^( D: t' } So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, " f( Z& J- C9 s- B, r& [+ N
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very& W+ p$ M3 s+ I+ m9 {6 x
ordinary-looking black dildo.8 c, E z% p; T; L1 J7 p
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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6 k0 p7 B7 w' j# \+ R, [$ S The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
. P5 }1 [, q& u6 z% Pman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."$ O7 `0 m" n2 C) R
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started/ G% Q% H! W$ A2 R
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
6 n& M+ @' r$ l& a* |4 Hdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
& W0 r: T' L6 v* T" _ [* W* c"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
4 Q* x6 W8 K% j! @' Ythe box and lay there, quiet once again.7 }6 {; j$ b; @7 u
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it8 U7 ], W4 N8 O. y, C1 s
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took' C# m) @1 M; l; f P2 E8 f* |
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all & t/ n8 |6 h7 S! I% H& ?
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip# e H/ P( \" ?+ }0 }
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She" f2 R: r9 m0 ]: S# H) ~
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she/ D$ ^+ [" u D0 f
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
5 R9 ]2 N. C8 {6 k- i"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was9 }5 e: ~3 Z+ t; Z
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ! K7 N3 R6 C. x, X- C) Z
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
4 @- o$ J" }( I4 J* @6 n5 T* khusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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`* D3 k* J u; G) e" Q She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried- | `8 x4 X/ m J* P0 f B7 F0 a
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
% {- V; r6 X7 l, Q1 kjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.( G7 s, M9 T& \
' F' u; E S* d3 \4 P Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive* [: k6 K; r; U* C+ |" }/ i
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
& L, [1 s+ n2 U8 btraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next. }- ?& {8 P" _7 S" e& W
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
8 J9 k5 y$ ]" t+ P/ Q) K# kflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how" L0 b& d( ~, G8 e& a' c
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
, U- y8 L& G: n- X2 }$ [3 Ahadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
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