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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew) `: W/ M- X, M6 {
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he) R/ z! n7 O# n9 t1 {$ ^' [1 a
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he' _. k) E ~; T5 ]* d
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
n% p/ o6 N+ `1 ~if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,3 K- q7 K* n7 k% w
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
7 C' |3 n4 {9 @/ E0 W3 U# Fexcept... ahhh... never mind."/ j! o/ I6 _7 l2 y
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"Except what?" the man asked.
3 \! g# Z% ?7 V! E* y1 @ "Nothing, nothing."- O2 j+ w! ]( a; j) G
"C'mon, tell me!"
6 @! H. }+ ^& v* ^- g "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."* g+ n5 G: w1 f: f8 w% ]
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.7 u+ d* b: R0 T3 C
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."; b3 t+ Q' x1 m1 ~% e
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
" y: S& ~( H& `! mcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very! C% w2 M' v9 P) Y% {
ordinary-looking black dildo.
0 E7 Q8 z" ?+ _$ f% R* ~ U The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"! f: A* ~2 q- Z" c! }$ o6 N
3 B; n$ K) c- E& q+ ? The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
8 T, m, @. ]) y) o- [man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
* ]& Q' ~! f1 _& a7 B VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
: b' J: b/ g; E& {( z0 @( Tscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ! z( q9 D& d3 u2 ?" W; E
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
$ |, i3 a6 o% O; y1 E' r"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to8 V; B% L P) N* w# m7 D. E
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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8 J. t) u3 I) `# Q0 F+ e "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it" T: f" L3 o3 Z/ Q' U) O7 ?8 N
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took8 r2 U$ Z. }0 `9 F; r: i2 w
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all $ x8 x# F6 Y/ Y# V$ T
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip5 a# t+ N: P, a5 w! D& z
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.1 K& j; r4 x" I N6 G
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
" H/ l4 `6 K3 W2 w, ?2 ]thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
3 J& b- U3 Y3 nremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,) W- i, X% L* U! ?: g0 y" {, w
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
% P O# w( o3 ]5 Qgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ( _' ~) f; _* G( `
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
% V2 M, u+ ~% {8 ^* qhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it! A" W: M0 j3 c
* F- Y/ s/ s# M She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried& `' t& ?% }( F! ]
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
1 w' p9 K: W# a. o6 Mjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.6 `4 P& z* A9 `: Q' z0 e; y
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive1 Y; P4 r0 E. C' O' j+ j
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming( c+ A% W( F5 t, w) h. p9 C) O
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next0 g% F+ P! F$ @ Q
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights9 s6 C$ x4 F5 H) D2 P" U9 b9 J
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how5 O* D6 T t5 W4 F2 t# C( D3 C: t z
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
" m8 w: u y4 Q* ihadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.: M0 R# C7 n7 n( O& J9 ]9 W
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right7 p: F, E7 K6 U- ^: P4 e, b
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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