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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. : ^4 x: _$ ^4 X5 P$ |: E
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
) f8 c% p0 z$ f' }$ Z9 _1 W6 {"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.0 m- ^( F9 p# _5 J3 m; o
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
$ }$ o$ y$ V, z% x, xTen long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."& t- z8 E/ \/ n; j; b( S( p }
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
& {$ x, z' @' j1 J4 z' t' }7 T( E"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."2 }8 p. H- ~6 m0 c8 Z G/ D% W, p
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"- O- m: d+ G0 z' r
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'5 R3 J5 ` V/ Y+ Y( \7 o
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"4 U5 r) X9 ^: q+ Y$ \
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'./ }5 E. d1 }% N0 u4 s
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.$ e3 B- s+ t. X0 C- d) F' C- ^) K3 s' Y
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."3 T! p% D) ~# t5 G4 u+ o& H" Q4 A/ H
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
, T& P; i ?/ f* X7 h- p' I"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.+ B# I. S$ I9 G+ S9 x
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."# X& P- l! U+ S! {* A
) H% {) ~, i! c% D& d$ ]2 c I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
