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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
6 |8 N- }" s' `( ]1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫( D& ?9 V2 c/ v' b+ f' X
: E) ?$ ~- j- b$ m1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it' p; w6 ~3 Q. Q% M( ^8 k: Z. t z* g
down.
* U( {9 |! |8 V8 x% N+ NWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.
7 F" ]( e& H" }! V l2 m1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.3 [5 j4 _, C- `$ x% j
Let it be.
" K% Y) U$ e5 u4 y1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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& L" _! i& `) i3 L1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it4 q# P0 ]3 f2 s, ^3 H4 j
that way.
1 k0 S% `, }; w0 N+ G1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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5 } [( Q. X/ |5 `- Q1. Crying is blackmail.
; a4 l; y! {/ ?/ M1，哭泣是敲诈
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2 V9 s: D3 \) ~9 R) L% f5 `1. Ask for what you want.. |* b6 y+ x. Q$ ^/ s
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
* H) V2 H, D9 _9 G' s+ R1 k# C' ]Strong hints do not work!
+ l" I: g, l6 U8 C/ |7 G4 PObvious hints do not work!7 |$ ~6 H# z: ]' m) ~8 U8 h* n" a
Just say it!: ^( n* u: p+ L9 O
1，你想要什么就说$ C# f% X" ~. D* c1 n+ j
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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$ \$ t/ t( o8 O1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every ! L3 G& |' o+ B: v, W0 t! r2 C" p
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）7 E- _/ W5 ~; {. [$ Q) T- ]% p" z. w
f0 Q: r7 g! q; G1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.3 k9 }- ^+ X, P* J5 K+ f) j0 }# u" E
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。7 Z: V" Q9 s" B/ N
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
, V3 t- _: s% q1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去* p' }+ _0 [* M) @8 j. Y
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument./ n+ G- e7 V, l C
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
# R. A2 I5 e% Z1 t& x; i/ a我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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/ v$ n0 `( R( l2 \" f2 c* \1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
$ ?' W. Q8 X" k- P( mto act like soap opera guys., O0 `* L5 u- R. y8 v4 m# c$ E
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们9 S: y4 M; L, j% E" _' u. h
5 ~" k. Y) c8 x! l" F- w9 r0 }1 R1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
0 [3 h, Y3 I, g: A" w/ ?' n/ b1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们 ?) ^7 p e. `3 ~6 f2 w% w
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
% f3 y: T- Y4 l4 vmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
% d2 v! b# g7 u" X% A, t1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
* L% s' x/ z$ P7 T* j" o+ d1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
) v+ i. [9 T$ f: X, Cdone. Not both.
, h$ K: H: ?, a; I6 ~% T5 J$ pIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.( `9 [( h4 n3 o# W8 [$ D0 g' d
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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( L, U# _. k" S. B1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.& G6 ? e( [; h i! F4 X
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
% ~2 C' p- n/ H) I9 rPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.3 H! H! ]: d5 Z/ b7 g
We have no idea what mauve is.1 d& {% k9 T6 [
0 J" _1 i4 I2 N- Y; T! z1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.- V4 X3 h6 V! T$ g! ?
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
. N/ [0 _! F7 ^, k. pnothing's wrong.
. S2 I, ~) ~" ]- g( JWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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3 P; U ~2 _2 u1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer0 a+ U# k3 v( K9 f2 O$ I- X2 |0 ~- `
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h- a, R( v4 R1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
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- i9 b2 o; u( e* C1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to0 e: s( P7 f* s
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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8 L; p& V- _3 G c1 G) V1. You have enough clothes.4 g1 @1 G$ n# p7 |
4 ?4 P: W5 @. N$ d) R. G1. You have too many shoes.: l# f: n9 J& w3 ?; \
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!- h; z0 x. R- W( U: Z
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1. Thank you for reading this.4 y6 n& o9 _2 |+ |* Y: f
5 Z% c5 c. v( t$ ^) } vYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
5 R8 b; ?+ A7 ZBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.6 s% [" A- R( r1 X
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
( I( t9 u9 g/ B7 g% EPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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