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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.5 I8 Z/ R$ i5 S9 i* w! U: m
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫4 ~* R+ i* M0 e7 ]# }* F) Z+ j
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it- E- i( s4 D# a+ D8 t
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.$ S d; ~! ~3 X* [! v; k
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
4 r3 a8 ?* P1 m; D ~) H0 v& tLet it be.
+ H" b- s4 K1 _( V% s" n7 {: L$ K1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it# w+ k. M7 e t+ k
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！7 e* ~. U" H8 j6 Z% V
/ Z* m$ R) `4 h5 c* u0 a( @7 g1. Crying is blackmail.
3 U# x7 B( i% ]+ g2 x1，哭泣是敲诈
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& K% ^& j4 L0 [1. Ask for what you want.: h4 i, h) ~- |5 P
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
4 v9 o6 @% g6 J# yStrong hints do not work!
: ^ [2 [& n& H6 J% v5 t9 DObvious hints do not work!9 |" o' A+ N% z$ A. d! E3 i! {
Just say it!
2 I/ X4 n5 k" U1，你想要什么就说
7 V$ H* d9 C) q我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！: P& x+ o$ M$ s& O K
- i0 w; g# B! e, _% u6 O2 V- u1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every + ]7 t/ p( M: }/ E2 ^
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.( S% c2 R# N; g
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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. e+ [) b0 O& Y* j2 w2 P1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
5 J# N) E* v' k: P. c1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.0 i8 P3 O& a; a f7 j7 Z
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
; Q% ?. m: `' z# m* @, k( R我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了* l; |: Y, H& F9 r8 J
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us( b: h* s. Q2 {6 M/ F* Y. e
to act like soap opera guys.; \) k, {" I0 k7 X e/ s1 h4 s$ u
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们/ J; I( J' {% v* m+ a
4 s% V0 ?+ `4 n4 o4 z! ]. h1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
_; i* ~7 y) G: c) ], o1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们. c+ T+ _, ?. L* \" \
3 K9 s( p+ L2 q) @* a% B1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
: G& \1 j# C% K5 {makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
3 c, _1 T8 @: x$ R. B! y5 v1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。; K; G# @! Z' R! U) e
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）) c5 M3 K2 S6 }- J6 L) e n- \
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
8 t" t$ I# H) Ldone. Not both.
! \' G0 {5 `# eIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.$ Z! A* m1 u& m: x* C: r0 w" W
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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! \8 i& R; i, b, C( P3 t' O1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.* N. a# _4 H$ {) }; }4 H
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
6 g3 G5 W' e8 }/ K6 Q2 @6 ?/ ePeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.; c4 O+ Z4 W2 x' m' k, B; C
We have no idea what mauve is.* h) M9 [) Y) e0 {$ X* g0 P W g
4 M& q. d; f, I0 R6 U, \, W" }1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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; j6 `' R* X% N1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.: z: K) F/ g1 A) j) @: b8 r
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
- G8 R& }. G) v i2 D7 h8 E, nyou don't want to hear.
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% R, [0 e& S, D( r3 B4 ~1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is; {7 U0 k: o- i/ _, A
fine...Really.8 v9 I) [2 u; _! }1 ] q
2 \, x3 Z6 [ Z4 h3 \1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
# U3 a8 w5 a% A6 B/ N( m# rdiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf./ u/ N' F7 d3 F% h. j
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1. You have enough clothes.9 b& S& @7 J" Z6 R3 n& Q
, e# g5 N$ k8 ?4 u, S1. You have too many shoes.& t$ J. u! \. h
5 J0 ~; ^- c! d- \: b u1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;1 c: A- l. |+ b5 n. ^
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. f% e3 _* Y$ g- J8 {5 K, {$ [
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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