 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:* z2 E) b' v, x# j* f3 r
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40-ish = 49" y4 D9 S& |! d' W( S/ r& s3 N& |
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
' f& |7 }( [) f J; c4 @$ lAthletic = No boobs6 t5 U* @( u0 S1 b, [
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
p4 v# I, E, zBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead9 J% U( j/ C# R0 l9 ^) b
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills' k2 t, G9 k( R5 y: Q' l6 E
Emotionally Secure = On medication
% I7 F- e3 Z( kFeminist = Fat, hates men7 {9 e! S; u D$ B
Free Spirit = Junkie
8 e) _, k/ O% p. pFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person* J8 Z; t9 ]+ g
Fun = Annoying1 j( }% b8 o, I* k! D
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places' G3 B8 N9 N6 ]0 f; x
Open Minded = Desperate' V9 r3 L# s) W
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
8 r& w: [* S4 e zPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
# M, X$ h3 R1 S* J/ h6 ?+ [7 yProfessional = Bitch l/ X* n) u7 d% _) I" U
Voluptuous = Very Fat# X: C3 L, \5 `. C6 n
Large Frame = Hugely Fat% \$ e' j1 I( Q2 l4 M
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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