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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer % z* U  ?" H# {0 `! g5 u$ R
white: how control?
. N6 G& J& h# s+ i2 [ hackers: white with a Trojan , n. ]" D, q1 x# p
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see ( P4 R: C5 i  r
hackers: Open your Task Manager 9 `2 P) a- s0 Q* N
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? ' g& }& n8 x! r& @( }. W" x( ?
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! : ?0 i2 K/ B' {/ V1 G3 e
white: \; 7 n' R6 s2 ]4 u: ]5 L  u
Hacker: I have control of your computer 4 W' U/ Z5 z. Y! I5 E! n: w* X
white: Oh
) p' i# Z% z# z hackers: a funk? ! Hey
' T( h, R6 M$ `6 ]9 J& K. W- H* g white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
' s# a0 B; c3 m0 H7 R/ T7 i1 j5 s machine hackers:. . . . . . + Z  q* K% Y9 F

/ [/ F2 |. k9 \. v" g white: how do you always in my computer and out of 9 a8 u" i+ Q0 J# z
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
$ ^2 O7 a- F' S, X6 q5 J white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
- i+ {5 y" h2 V& @ hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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$ Z/ Z/ \$ ?; g4 ~0 o/ m' i small White: I heard that you will create a \! 4 `0 W( t! I/ ]5 @- b6 k. y! ]% v
hackers: ah 0 H$ C$ S$ d/ j/ A0 Q- U
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ' f, R* b( W& B( n7 k
hackers: General is the
& g0 t( s: k4 o' l/ w2 [ white: you can black out those sites?
8 q9 ]  y1 Y8 R5 r, e+ ~ hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
6 v4 X8 P* \6 x7 g( s white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? 0 }+ _# E* F8 ?/ G
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the " m: A" h1 H+ a% A
white: is not it, this is Brand
0 y9 P9 s$ b- s- `% h5 k1 N8 A Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a + _9 W0 |: b0 V5 F7 ~: W. W. a2 T
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
2 V8 U! K" k1 o! ^* M0 M white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
" c; |6 E' s6 i' @, \ hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me % G9 F. f- p( K* K& y- I( D
white: I want to Please help a busy
2 o/ n* c! e1 x5 j% C) z8 v) A hacker: What? ( }# y* r4 O8 i' t" G- f
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 4 b  o1 A+ a. t' |
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
' P9 g8 O$ l9 _2 [ white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . 9 @5 A- a* Q# Q1 h' k" m
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !   O. D; s/ L; [( d- h! h3 r
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
9 J0 J2 a! H) ~ Hacker: I'm looking for something # f! {" c9 S$ a# M: @  c
white: what I find here? % n& G9 E  J9 s; h' t
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights & Y9 J4 X8 @% f

, C0 S, C" t8 Y- J' _3 A most hackers : I come! ! 3 `. K# G2 f# a8 o: N* c1 m. w5 s4 M
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hacker: how not to speak?
6 i! e; `& `- d2 Q/ Z! _1 q white: a bad mood 2 c, T2 f  B; L
hackers: Who bullied you? . }! }& f+ G- \+ o9 c; k
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
; v; i* ^, X4 I9 z# i! \& J* A' W2 } Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
0 C5 G$ A. l$ F white: do not get back - H' d4 z% }5 p0 A+ d* g
hackers: No, tell me what number?
! B; f- Z0 O+ l2 c7 M white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 7 Z- U4 {$ Z6 v8 @8 q* V

" l3 h" I$ P9 X- B white: you gave me out! ! ! !
4 Q( I2 ^- G" F$ B+ x hacker: how wrong? !
$ ]: V$ ]$ X7 f( k7 _ white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
6 d2 D; Y. s( l/ s& X, Q+ r hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
3 x* ]7 b. H- B0 U! E% r white: it does not work! ! !
3 q) V: h. B* Y hacker: how should you like?
8 q* s( d6 C: G- ] white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ! A4 J% |4 \; ^8 {9 w

! w/ @& M/ C9 D, F) l8 R, @1 g0 d! T hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
# i% J; u9 [2 ]" F white: what
. w* U2 X: c- Q" t hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
6 K* D: j/ h/ ]6 Y) h white: This very common ah & ]5 @; ?) g4 ?& k6 [
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
5 p( K4 d1 `" g' r white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! ( i' y+ k$ y+ H1 @7 z& l
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 9 }  N) Q7 Z& u7 w9 E; |2 {6 v
white: this is also fun? !
1 H8 |; g3 g( K7 [: C) i Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID * I6 x. K$ a& }6 a
white: you are pro?
+ g$ L" v% _5 Y8 m hackers: You can say it. ' D$ |; ]- V$ t5 n) }
white: to what extent high? 8 v7 O& l" [9 }8 Y7 k) {
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
' ^2 z& ~; w+ v0 l4 @ white black: Ah, this I will! 9 Q  c$ S% e0 D* y  \$ h' V7 L
hacker :#?%! You can? !
4 n: a  f+ g* G) C' o white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
( O2 b' {6 k% b8 ?: j" I+ k! x: m/ b hackers: Go!
# |0 O( [. q& d: s) g% R white: Ask your question
1 `  }1 j, ~/ q3 e& b* R hacker: says
, C# s. \; ~0 m& W7 p white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
! Y4 M, y" n4 H2 r" R' r+ B Hackers: Yes you can. . . . * A2 ?1 D5 i0 z) [! G) p# h" s# e
white: no networking is also OK? 4 p; l$ |) b6 o% b1 p( {
hackers:. . . . . . . 6 k6 Y8 i, L- w* J3 G. ~8 f
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? ! t4 \' r* O  ]$ c
hackers:. . . . . . . .
' h$ r" [' J7 B3 H6 A3 A) r" P white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
% D1 e' P. l  ]: r: a3 c2 @! ~( \/ z. ? hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
8 ?  v7 h$ ?& S' r: [$ ^ white wash: my computer is broken $ n+ ], m& ^+ F+ L, N1 q" Y8 l
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
. H5 H7 G) g% c* |+ D2 | white: that is, you bully me
( H8 w8 g2 c; ^- E hackers: No ah   |& w5 l) J) x/ @* g7 _
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! 9 i) d  v8 D& V+ N- b2 ]
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
, R: y: ]% W5 Y, P white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 7 ]$ _" E. O( G! N6 |
Hackers: should be able to $ D! g+ `3 K) W& h; Y* {( O  @
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? $ C; K# {5 o/ u2 S+ j& P
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
' F/ c$ J1 B$ W3 ~ white: of course, \! & o* ?7 a( U$ G, g! m
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
- b, F- I& y* R( N hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
! u9 E1 v9 t, @* e: n/ o8 c; V white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
* K6 p7 D" o* W8 x0 }$ t hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
; f5 u6 J* a# d. l; s+ f) n: q( s white: that problem, you can solve it
) l7 b! u7 [6 x8 [& W) Z. h9 k& t+ N hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 9 z: o$ V, F0 D+ ?
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
6 m* |9 r, z! ]) Y# N a hacker:. . . . I excused
: F+ V* S9 e- u6 F6 H; f) ]) e. E white: we see meet you?
7 ?) r9 N/ Q0 ]& p. Q% o, f  U9 ` hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
8 O5 }# R5 @- T( }; [2 Q white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
7 R8 ~" z/ a% s Hacker: Oh, what you think?
5 e/ q" h: ]4 W, m7 O white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
7 n+ k0 A  o7 v: h8 [+ K4 s) N hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 3 t- }3 A% v- r
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ * D3 }/ ?. `# v% c2 m& G
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? & x! q4 ^9 e7 m
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 5 R9 Y* J6 _. u7 H0 I1 `
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit   ~* ~" `/ c0 k! R7 o! E
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
) Q0 V. D8 {2 H5 G& E  X! u white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~   F- e! h  f7 c2 k% I4 z
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 8 ~' k# Q& M6 d8 b/ X$ ]
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 1 r. y; i8 r+ V* I& o
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? $ \- d7 A) M: D8 c, ~; Y5 @( G; J
hackers: No wonder, only used
0 g7 ~( F& K. j  S3 S7 ]* K9 B white: no you're curious about the place? $ C  s) g/ a: b; @% d2 o
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes % k1 Q8 q9 b  n8 A$ P

2 m" l: a) _* E white: I would like to control your computer - b9 }& {! x/ L9 b( q, J8 @
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
, U+ M& p% r) R white: This is not fair! !
% J9 p2 H# C$ o5 V; b hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
; E9 v# P0 K! ]' t white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
% n1 V7 w. L8 B' t3 [' a3 N7 z1 j9 U# y hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
) N' \* A$ r. q' w Hacker: I'm white
# _# ^7 E: c2 s- R; g us again: This is probably the last time we met the
7 q6 s* s. g, X2 s$ C1 U4 e6 y Hacker: Oh? What happened? / m  J. b; D1 g! ]/ m
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! # T9 d% s' Q+ v3 N6 @& ]
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye + V) s+ `% j6 }# l+ F+ H9 o& L
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
9 B! r6 F* W  Y* g" S( r2 ?+ }3 S2 y3 Y hackers:. . . . . . . . . . " F* y5 C$ Z: M7 a4 ?7 v4 y
hackers: so late, and how not offline? . e$ ?# W5 w  q
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
+ q' o; ^# V  Q; i2 T" X' q2 ? hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
) j  M8 S- q9 V+ ^ white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 5 C/ F0 R' [% {" u( @# O
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \- Q" y$ H7 L, p/ u
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
$ `3 Y1 @9 p( u0 j" ]# p- f white: You are not really powerful
% p6 b( ?7 x6 {3 z+ U5 T hackers: so-so friends 2 _8 T3 r" d: V% t+ t6 A& V  c
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
* C6 U9 D- K9 R hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
7 Q$ K: z; i  r: t0 j* X) Q- d hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 4 u4 P4 w( \+ [
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
0 I* y! C8 Y, j" l2 _2 P& y4 a4 ^ hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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