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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 9 ]+ X. B% z' o6 S4 I  J
white: how control? $ Y, H  a3 z+ \3 v7 A+ D
hackers: white with a Trojan
- O% g% ]1 R. R:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 7 U) z# A( U" v  {% D4 S
hackers: Open your Task Manager 0 Z- ~' f" B6 _- V; R
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
6 U- K6 _$ J; v" o hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 8 y' N( F# E' l; t( W; `4 }( r
white: \;
  h. Q* Y# |3 y$ z. `8 A; I Hacker: I have control of your computer + \$ }( u) I* u/ ^. w6 G- o9 d
white: Oh / ?8 p7 c& p! G# s: e' z: }
hackers: a funk? ! Hey : S5 {% v% H. }& I$ u
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
9 R; r3 c5 Q- R1 _0 t: m! { machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
8 ?6 R( d  I* m4 C casual hackers: You can install a firewall ; X% m! e, J/ d; I3 ^+ Z2 ~, h2 W
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? # E% k; h7 B0 ]9 I8 n
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah + l* Z& N/ S7 h" Y+ H
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
8 B% l! w4 |" X1 c7 `4 z& H% K! K hackers: ah & u6 I# E& M! F, V8 y
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
% j, V" @. x/ y% ?0 p5 w$ ?& d hackers: General is the
& s7 |! B+ M8 j, D  t. Z, ^ white: you can black out those sites? $ D: i9 z' Y/ H+ H0 Q1 C! h
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \; J5 j! h$ I0 r& X# {# P% u
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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! e* P5 N  w6 n: s' I& o white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ( y, h5 a& l6 }8 @& m
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
4 ?  G( g, i& v3 C9 y white: is not it, this is Brand
, B1 f0 E2 I! H/ Q Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
% l4 }0 A& X# c! M& ~ white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! $ Y3 f& D( E' [4 E% w8 W6 \
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? / h7 a( M9 Z; o* p! m! V
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me - P& J3 B8 [9 u- C* P- b7 S
white: I want to Please help a busy
  ^) G) T" A0 e0 \; z, I0 t+ k' p; F hacker: What?
* C" @, k+ N* [ white: you can not modify the point into the power system data   z+ W1 ~* z7 k  w
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
/ k. d$ ?" c" r( u) W+ V+ [9 u white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . ; M; }, L' s5 Z
hackers: die! !
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' @8 \+ t( S9 O hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
3 i( o$ F9 f$ T6 q; s white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
9 k! R( y. n# n  |( V0 e( m* @& x Hacker: I'm looking for something 6 b" Z2 E9 Q% F( z8 ~
white: what I find here? + Z$ x7 H1 H; _' d" W5 t) g
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! 0 v; D0 Z. j" B" P' b; [
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hacker: how not to speak?
$ r: h9 o) A) D4 |$ F white: a bad mood $ F8 c& }$ o1 P$ C7 I: d. s
hackers: Who bullied you?
1 u0 l+ j. r6 q& |; u: `! a+ Q& Z white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love $ h0 a5 b( F5 L; K# ^: O
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you # ]; x1 U  D# A3 j; V; W
white: do not get back
9 @2 K+ N( _* m: \ hackers: No, tell me what number? " u" h" K' m, s, Q
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember / o8 X9 L( b# A) q/ R! ^$ ~6 ^
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
2 K4 D2 C+ T3 m* v0 Q hacker: how wrong? ! ! ]0 g' u+ D6 k' q7 ^
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
% a# c, X3 Y2 `! X, g hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the 2 \4 m% v; ?& U, A8 M* R" h
white: it does not work! ! !
' {! p: R4 L0 m8 N6 P; R+ I$ z  X. ~ hacker: how should you like? ! T5 o. P, j+ O4 V: J
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 5 k) W* v) v3 W0 P0 O
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 5 R& r* ^* j7 q( e% I, D
white: what
8 _) n! U" c; w1 @4 J' A4 N hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 8 L; d, P" B, ~2 t- A) O
white: This very common ah ! }+ n! X: D: A. f6 a; C3 g0 \0 g
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
1 A. h9 |8 u: z+ q7 P. n$ t  r white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
' _3 F4 ~5 F4 B) O Hackers: Yes, has been banned. * K: [/ p% ~5 q
white: this is also fun? !
: U8 j, n' P4 `* R( R1 R  q9 ` Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
. E% I9 |2 E2 m! r white: you are pro? % Q1 ^- L* W3 \( @4 O9 n7 _5 ^
hackers: You can say it.
4 [% [+ E" O( V' J/ a" x white: to what extent high? * I9 |# m2 e8 v" k3 p
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own * x: }3 z2 ]" _: w8 q# m( W3 G
white black: Ah, this I will! 1 q8 r7 I8 ^5 l0 o6 ]
hacker :#?%! You can? ! ( q( C2 p+ F, T3 k
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . , q1 @) @' H5 m' Y: h
hackers: Go! + J  a4 r3 [! ^" c
white: Ask your question ( R9 I5 ?& B7 n0 R
hacker: says # b% [+ e: m: G5 J
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
& B0 a, {  U, e$ a0 f Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
- ^' L7 G! i& j" F$ }4 o white: no networking is also OK? 5 T8 m) p0 T4 l; K* S/ O9 t
hackers:. . . . . . . % {8 ~5 l, |/ k1 J& N) f
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
  ~& h( @# i) g5 F& N- z7 d0 c; D hackers:. . . . . . . .
2 b3 T: C& Y4 e4 ] white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! : S6 a1 Q; j8 v; y0 i' Y9 Z
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep * |4 c; Z! u, F! K/ i$ S) V1 v- m
white wash: my computer is broken + h* A8 `- l" v- |9 M4 s8 n
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem + n% ]* F$ B6 n$ M% Z7 f* Y
white: that is, you bully me
9 ?* W; g9 k& x$ t hackers: No ah
# o8 x  [  O' ~, ]' ]! A white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!   o" Y: V7 _, V9 F+ ?" J! e
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
7 l; K3 R- c9 O white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
' _. P0 L; H* D, s Hackers: should be able to
2 n& \2 E6 B" _) C/ C white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
1 ^* |! _. I3 r6 t# [1 G+ }) H hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 6 k" {" R- C% Y9 W/ n7 G
white: of course, \! - P7 X$ j* S# K2 S5 t) I, ]$ y
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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1 R8 o6 V0 j% y' n# e white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? ; Q1 b" Q& x+ y* W; Q1 V# V; r
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot $ l2 q- a! l3 t) X% r8 f
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? + C! G5 ?) B( Z
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 2 c; }% H; V3 `4 B( n9 A
white: that problem, you can solve it
  p1 D4 Q6 @( O5 B' o5 d hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
" n2 f$ |7 p3 v2 S9 M+ Z$ K  U1 w4 }4 u white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it * c2 K! q! {0 Y/ t2 F( C  ~: i2 ?
a hacker:. . . . I excused
* F2 V4 l) C4 G white: we see meet you?
8 F# {3 \8 E2 o5 S$ K+ ? hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see # B1 R5 w) j% T9 G: i
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 8 k) x& M% l+ D  X" a! x) U
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
9 X" W8 O# e" G6 G white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
4 Z+ e; j$ V0 l# M& I) H$ R( p hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 8 f+ k4 A; Y. H/ ]; \$ Y5 o
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ ) N+ ]" N; N- I/ b$ e
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
/ x6 R/ c" \4 J hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
% X6 a: Q; x9 F, o2 X% n white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit ' ?& H; `/ `' g: d% {# V1 k- ^( N0 k, B
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ; k' X6 E( q( o  b& N( S; P
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 0 s0 h% `& [6 d2 {; \
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
! U- W" n% C# Y4 N; f2 L. E: p% Q white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 4 ?" o5 s* V0 s, r  f
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? / ]: o% M3 V, s9 f& F& U4 V# s, p. C( _
hackers: No wonder, only used - T( J+ k0 w0 r. Q! I( }
white: no you're curious about the place?
8 M$ z1 o. n' ~4 r hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer # J; L% ^$ V* C8 Z1 V
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad $ [& y- @, C) |+ q2 M4 Z) G
white: This is not fair! ! $ r9 [, C  g1 \" [, ~: X. F2 M
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
+ k4 E9 h+ r; _7 y+ q1 | white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
* ?" t+ D( X9 f8 j, X8 B0 P3 i5 G1 X hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
9 X$ s& S$ @2 T$ |6 O0 o Hacker: I'm white ' _' c" u4 z) q* f
us again: This is probably the last time we met the 6 g5 [* T; `" G
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
# w. `! ]6 ?( L' i white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! & v8 [: V- g. ~: n! q$ ^
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye * Q) R7 b3 N' B6 y  U$ w  |
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! ) t4 o! i' S; b+ A1 U' u7 c
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .   d+ F4 {  S$ t
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
8 O4 M7 A: R  d+ P* f5 \6 u* g( g: q white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
, J% x; S) a  i4 \1 l2 d9 ^ hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
6 O: p( F+ j! X% N white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ( H+ a, F0 U5 W  |8 E( X
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
9 s6 Z1 {/ }/ t" y: J white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 3 T1 p: ]3 x9 q% L3 f9 h
white: You are not really powerful 9 M6 [4 ^( Z- l. {$ M& \
hackers: so-so friends
5 X; V" n% Z. l- `/ N& g" V white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ; Y( E- j* M, r& |7 N$ Y" O; k8 l
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
4 d( |, s/ e4 {2 Q" R+ p* y* E8 u hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
' c7 _5 L  \, Y( b# `; o white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
3 j- [# G9 ~* b; G1 L hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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