(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
5 @' k  U  p5 |) r6 @; s; `! K清闲，面带微笑的：
1 H+ \  V- \4 W2 b8 f& Z前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
! z+ p7 E& ~% q5 I5 e前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
% w& h9 A7 T( ~' ^# F老外：“can you speak english？”
) j- o3 T% y# P8 H6 j前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
/ l" ~) n* {* i3 }( `& Jcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
% A/ T; x. v: ?" [" n& c前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
) T2 Q# D3 _4 G. v1 h4 Z8 Y' x老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
3 i, s, M: q6 b# t冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

: M% S0 r- }# {; [$ y我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？