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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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+ M5 H/ r' F3 p& }6 a前台小姐:“hello.”) o" T6 v: l! C) w
老外:“hi.”
$ d) V- A4 M4 X" E* i; P前台小姐:“you have what thing?”/ W. f% m* L Z- L0 u0 Z
老外:“can you speak english?”
* a8 w# i8 T& I前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
; I3 k9 R* N3 ^& ^7 v老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
# P+ Q. k4 j9 Q0 V前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you. G) T( l" N, I" b* T. k
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
2 F: s; ~- L+ z# e老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
: K" T: E" w7 {% f) J+ y前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”( ^0 K' c [4 S3 d# f
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
0 b3 e% g* Q6 |6 U5 O" s前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”5 G$ {# y9 Y# K1 D+ ~8 I, h
老外:........ |
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