(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
/ h; v% b7 p9 O8 {前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
. I/ f. k9 n% R* u' h. X8 H5 J前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
: ^1 u. M" N; I) I老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
  [0 ?, C5 F7 V. d" Q前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
% z0 u4 n+ g- ~5 O* N5 {% jcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
+ f: u  g4 d) f$ C* J7 V老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
1 L+ B; q% C' h冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？