(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
$ C& O* n2 I% {5 k5 n0 J( ]% n* o清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
4 k! w0 h5 Y5 ~3 \  H2 r老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' ]3 i$ u" \" [" W/ V4 ?- I前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
1 [1 r7 N7 m# e8 G! n3 ~& ]+ G1 Ncan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
/ [% k: _1 ^0 ]. |前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
1 W3 I+ \5 r2 U  |! Y冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

; N: d9 k$ m& Z- g+ ~( D我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？