a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
! X; J& ^! S0 C8 ]5 _  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, ?; y+ R& [6 O  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
* r: ?) N2 s/ C  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: G; T4 u9 t$ [: q9 l  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
3 L! q' T5 G' M* {! g( S1 W5 L. x  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* f( y* D7 K8 |; w/ m! F  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
7 C( R/ B9 p. u& n" \9 ?  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
7 z5 n; {$ u' }% J6 C- L; q4 d0 Z  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
* {* G6 s# _8 j* [; g  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
$ y: r; S# k) M  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
4 L  Q8 w. N+ ^- k- \  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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