a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
$ n* X1 A( p! C- U  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
! v, b" T6 S9 @; N9 C  z  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
" d" \" v8 m4 _( p1 R  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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4 B/ d1 r4 E. w6 ~" |/ n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
+ V; _, D7 M( Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
6 ?. U3 F/ F/ L- S  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
8 u- ]; m' }. D$ R- x: S  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
5 c7 M" F; q% k( w  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. g! Z% b* }, ?7 ?% Q/ }. W* O  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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