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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 * v: t/ g: @ w9 j% [, j/ z
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Redneck Yard Swing; \& w; z* z! V) T
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5 J5 c) W D# p0 v A Redneck passed away and left his entire
" w1 _8 ^9 ~; N estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler* j2 p. D* p+ I8 _9 u8 V
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9 @7 O0 n: j, x" ^2 R How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
9 M* [. A1 Z: }1 I$ ^" K4 j& \ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- L7 y& z9 N- N/ p" `$ p6 m6 } It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:9 W0 S* U" P5 }$ m0 ?
1) The DNA is all the same' o6 B1 I4 E* p) U7 ^- t
2) There are no dental records. A( L6 `' F R Z9 z. w$ \
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- \% M; |, h( J9 t W! e Who invented the toothbrush?7 k+ B% l7 I. L' t+ R# r( Z
A Redneck!!
+ @2 `& N( P3 `% d3 X (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)% w* G3 M' k2 S- ^" k) Q
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Redneck Time Out, t6 V" F& n% e5 F5 V. C& ~6 O) H( F, n1 W
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? U3 _7 u, x# c8 o/ H
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.: _; o% d: r! Q4 b( Z+ o
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed! q/ g. J& h3 \# V G
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.& L* V8 ?- d3 b( v: I! X1 e9 N5 i
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?0 H- K. O6 A: \" r& _1 g1 h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% L$ X* W, ~$ U1 w5 \ A Redneck Thanksgiving S/ ~9 B- P0 i. R1 q) {) W( w
( z1 {/ o8 C" R9 e1 I (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)7 S* ]! s6 n+ [( r; `
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1 O7 q( q( t; t' P* o# Z A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' - I; ~# D% M2 K R, n
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.... [5 l7 {: O( O3 ]' I2 w3 g
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That's all folks!
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