Redneck

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$ @# r: J  R& ?' a0 e' t9 y  g A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden

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$ Z1 O( z1 D/ L- T Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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. O+ o( N: m. E3 V& f Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
2 O. z! G$ G% ~" {0 \3 b The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
3 J1 s6 N! A  E  F' C; l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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7 K" O$ g  H8 h  @, } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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- i7 }" A( V3 y, X$ J8 S (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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" P, f' n1 b1 X7 [( Y" ^1 ^' G6 L& n         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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4 M3 h- \1 B& L6 I and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
" @3 J1 u# V8 U3 Q I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
: j. j7 F$ R! M. n, C+ ^! g# L竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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