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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 " `& k, W1 s5 m
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$ K1 F6 ?& i0 m A Redneck passed away and left his entire
1 h9 R4 a+ L. P% g estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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5 `& t0 t7 { X: X" k/ o How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
+ Z# N' E/ G S/ U& D) F ^0 t When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."' K6 A; Z- {( n# d
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ( a R1 @% J& E; T
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
2 o; g; X0 o" n ?7 A4 X( \ 1) The DNA is all the same
+ Z+ L# p+ {& k 2) There are no dental records, e4 M2 A( P! t) W+ p
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Redneck Mailbox9 I7 e7 Q& _+ t c2 S$ e
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Who invented the toothbrush?" Q0 \+ X# N" S0 A. j0 M
A Redneck!! 1 S }4 n( h9 [- n. w
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)( U/ Z' w$ s0 h! ~
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
) N+ _& e1 v- c; W9 Y+ U6 { The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.. p; g+ }1 t, p# A5 o: M
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
) w6 S4 ]. I( _% }; C* D0 v8 a 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.', L$ j$ G; H. B5 L, p0 F8 U
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)2 D8 P. a7 q- x# I" L9 d% ~
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% p1 j* s1 `' ~6 J! o, v9 @" y A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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$ i8 D4 K- n" y" L8 e m and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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4 `' U8 B0 T/ F* Y& n That's all folks! : W- p' s. c. ?/ i, b2 N9 H
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