Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler

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: X' T" @9 q% e How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
( Y$ Y; i4 v! ~" Q2 Z$ D When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden

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/ J- ^' h% Y; c; i Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
+ `6 H# f* I( b1 S8 k! G2 ~2 Y  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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3 n4 l, t! J( b5 { Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
# z* _8 J, `$ i9 ^, P4 b  2) There are no dental records
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  z" }4 z, H4 E Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
6 U* u0 l3 M# y0 x    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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' ^" ?! t% v+ y8 f" ~4 L7 a5 e A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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  c) d2 q. ]9 I, u7 r( e0 k: W Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
' e2 |! P2 Q) I 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% N  `) V4 T* D/ e* L7 c         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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7 {( m( ?+ O4 f0 }  That's all folks!
9 D; {: v. h, u7 [: Q& V' ]. ~: Z3 d I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
0 y% ?% ~3 W  Q竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25