Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
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" W$ t1 E$ R# V9 L) C; X  s, v( S& | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
0 b2 P+ E0 Q% @& L  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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% f8 V0 c8 `0 E8 y Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
( Z9 M9 b) m0 K' J6 U7 J 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out

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4 |. N3 p" O9 h$ o7 L3 T% X Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25