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Redneck Yard Swing7 A, a$ S9 \( y. \' p. F
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9 j; t# }& q4 N; E$ Y2 G( b* N A Redneck passed away and left his entire
# |, c, _9 [6 y* S& n estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.- y7 E$ f5 T$ E4 U- h7 G
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- |! D% A6 S$ Z5 R How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?+ Z7 H- I9 r$ H- w0 m \) N [
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."" m3 \/ h' N6 R6 q( l5 U+ [
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# {! J0 L- x: y, ?, a Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
$ b; j6 q3 F6 D- J, o L7 u It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / O/ ^( u5 O+ p0 J9 r
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Redneck Limo- L, o% x% F6 n- i0 g- V0 h
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
; x: d; p: O3 Z! T0 R4 Q; X: F 1) The DNA is all the same
3 s% ^" o: A) c" L! B6 j; l 2) There are no dental records
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i2 d6 @5 ], a* n' _0 Q! c Redneck Mailbox% R! F8 S* i7 ~' i$ _* K. D
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0 N* M# b( M" X Who invented the toothbrush?; u& c! r9 a% q# Z2 ~; d
A Redneck!!
% U9 x$ y/ d3 C9 o, H (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) O, @( u" W4 K. t4 m4 E
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Redneck Time Out6 C+ }0 A. C( D7 z
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6 H7 C0 `9 V! H Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
9 A/ V8 H0 f. b, C4 G5 ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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3 @$ I9 i8 E* E& J" Z Redneck Weenie Roast 5 T& G6 X$ Z; c. T+ I2 b1 e
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9 x; E6 H% P% W A new Redneck law was just recently passed# H1 A0 p; x1 M$ A6 `
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.& S0 A y {2 g& z Z* f# C, Q
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Redneck Wheelchair
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0 `7 d E; O4 d0 o/ i Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
$ h4 J- q0 C( _) [ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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9 {/ I2 q8 b. x: g A Redneck Thanksgiving& r" h# {, \# I& V2 C
& R" b6 J, U& V7 c' @, @2 r W7 A) d (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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0 b0 f# D$ v. {* b& M, P' G* e A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16% U* ^. z- ^& m8 j2 H/ i* B! [$ N
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
' Z% ^+ O7 t2 T3 c/ e5 i/ a and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ) j0 Z% D4 f C& l/ Z
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* P1 `7 G1 Q. q0 |9 M) k A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...9 u( A/ s$ C6 g+ Q7 {# K
p7 f4 d9 N9 n- E6 S That's all folks!
7 p0 z) h; | O# Z5 O1 O! I' z I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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