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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
- n  ]& I0 F' h. x# D- J+ J3 m" l' `, u 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
, ?" J$ ^# [) P' F& \  t7 [' ^# _ students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
. m# a8 y* b" W6 z/ l me: chemistry. . .
& F" i! H& f0 ?) g) s( Q% } 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
- C+ ?0 D* _& Q9 B 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
+ Y: }- Q9 v& n/ q 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
0 e4 R6 `) t' F- |% C8 ^  c 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
$ r' r# }6 A1 W8 ^  X6 y1 Y4 u hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
this time, a players on the answer in the.
" F7 D: |3 N3 e7 O  I" J host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
, E8 e3 C. h$ R 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
13, when the school
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
: m% }2 k" `' {, I( P* f. Y8 N I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
& S( \# r/ m. r( t& A  } 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
15, one bedroom
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
* T0 y# X6 x! ~1 y6 h$ k" \" Z; E3 @ results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
3 ~, P  j2 A  K- V 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
- J1 [6 D: j3 L( K 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
3 ~! \- t) I9 [2 u8 q3 j6 E8 ?5 L 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
, }( L. q8 k' ~, ~- R 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
8 c, ?4 x, K6 P 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
( ?0 |9 u& w7 B9 Q+ v+ y; U 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
* B1 f( m4 Y1 ~% [3 V& P# x4 U 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "