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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh. t- f. q& V+ Q- H8 w+ A
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2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
6 h/ n3 n6 H( F0 j4 t, h4 ?' j 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! ; W, g! h- q5 l
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! . c6 d/ W) i7 z, i
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" ' L) g5 s# q: b. M- w- B; F2 {
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 6 ?8 V2 y$ p9 q
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
4 \7 K% c& S6 j& c* O: R J2 g me: chemistry. . .
# f, |. L6 |$ T$ S 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
% {; y0 T7 B# P7 b 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 8 u5 B: ~1 ~- S/ e" M
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 9 Z' w! ^3 P6 g3 o
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) $ r" q0 R' l7 l
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
5 R5 M& U0 s; D; R: f1 x' e hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" . C6 ]. Z4 L8 a$ e" ?. n1 {# e
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." & B) A6 o! R" j7 F2 [- z: U
this time, a players on the answer in the.
/ D( _- b& I# S0 O host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 0 I/ w" g l' |$ I$ U
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "1 k9 h1 o. `: x* Q5 i) Z% V
13, when the school
# ~4 J6 X1 x% u2 ^2 t day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
+ |9 h' g! I- U w, Z% D I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "1 @( U! s/ n, V
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
/ m7 ~2 o& o) H+ [' d8 I 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
6 v5 ~0 F0 [* f* V7 p3 ^ results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
8 N, H% `* ?! }, {& W 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
/ o; i8 n6 [- V4 j 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
' y; o% {9 M" T 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
! d8 V* {( A/ p' n) B$ Z 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . c0 h4 i7 C+ M; u7 [2 a% }
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
, x& K" N1 s4 {6 U: y 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 3 p3 r& \ z4 j+ |! v: H) O# N$ }. D+ T
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 2 {, T" L$ d. l
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "/ _9 m& g7 H' O2 {* e$ {
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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