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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 & t; J# ?9 O; T% L" M; T: G
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward' I& b: o% g/ R/ L' h
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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% R ~4 Q K/ C* L- K0 ?' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 3 C! e- B0 w: @
, a/ X" F$ P3 w' P7 ?+ ]: f& z'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
* \2 x5 I" ^! J9 P4 ]'It's not polite.'
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. a# q0 |" h) r2 ]! x. R'OK', the little girl says, 5 p; |6 j5 O7 ]- G! `6 @* {
'How much do you weigh?' % E' n& `( |: g
+ j; ?- O- x( @' j: @'Now really,' the mother says,
( c5 e. z( i; H; o'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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) f# g. }1 V- K1 x& T2 U% D" PUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 2 y) ^7 _8 L& m0 [* W$ T
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' n) m/ X5 \2 Z& { L& ]' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
" V. e; ~. _9 J) \; e'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
4 E, z8 {( S, ]3 a8 v& p9 t/ hIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' . ^2 e8 d8 ?6 o' I: @
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, $ e2 V8 B3 d |- d/ }+ B
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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; P+ v5 }4 z* T" T9 XThe mother is surprised and asks,
1 Y6 F9 j2 q, P( g'How did you find that out? s' l; G3 I& X' w* l
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 3 y j) Z+ s7 [* O
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 1 V+ F+ t0 \5 X1 i
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' ( L3 c8 w' e) r6 E" l- ^
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?': m' i" x4 H' d! S' h
7 b; m3 v2 k. k'Because you got an F in sex.'
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% l x0 G6 E; K9 AIf you see someone without a smile today- t% W7 v* O( T3 e
give them one of yours |
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