Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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6 I( i, ?6 ~' M/ C0 j. a: ?- qA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
) h. x( Z: D# y7 E2 R'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
8 z: ~' T/ w/ J' D0 e% c'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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7 x/ m0 a4 U6 q( k: aUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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' _6 j/ d, T; c7 n. q7 b) `' F'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

+ E' F  _+ t2 ~2 }' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

2 W! g# M7 j8 C6 ?/ q% A/ e$ y4 d'Well,' says the friend,
) \- p( j- _# f0 m" s3 m4 n: j0 l'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
8 v3 u  i0 m( F- ]& t0 UIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
; I* G& h8 T4 L- o3 r'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
0 H& {0 Y8 r! Y3 U; l) w+ M'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
, Z% r2 k1 i9 }- W'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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; t3 K1 M6 b) g! Q'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller