Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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2 w" M( r' j3 ADriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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0 C9 s. R$ v5 [$ }1 v* T* N" {A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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  R1 g5 q, z( h) I; d2 T% y7 {' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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7 l6 J3 {  z9 h3 n8 P" Y" f0 }'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
7 D5 @0 N& l# N'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
6 ?8 t9 @) n: Z- s' z* r'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
4 q6 A2 n4 E. {2 L* G'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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9 ~8 [8 I( O6 CThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
6 ?# Q: f  {! ^' o0 l' t& o'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

9 S2 W. p3 w6 s+ n: @/ U4 N" K; }'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller