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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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; ?0 ]3 s0 Z. m0 V5 R% ?# qDriver's License - too cute not to forward# i% o7 F* o8 C* c0 h4 R
4 Y* H4 R x4 S( ^$ iA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 1 w9 X) D7 ]: U4 S0 o
6 ~1 M' Y) Y% ?! @0 N' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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* T# k# t8 J n- R" c/ ^'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ) d( H$ S$ Y( a/ F0 `
'It's not polite.' - |3 V# f: O. L, G4 C: s8 H0 P
" G0 ~: W7 w1 \6 l'OK', the little girl says, 2 D# X. O V p' j D* u
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says, & `+ N4 o$ S" _ A, E2 @! \4 v
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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1 u; H. a% ?& z8 e% |5 ]- Y& ~( @The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. , u2 _" A" C w$ ^5 e
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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7 m, G( r$ G6 Z! d, Z'Well,' says the friend,
% I6 J5 |1 J" N' ^( A$ S: V9 U'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
* e! F9 E* @5 [/ ]2 A CIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' & S! m9 Q7 _' [/ T1 n
0 z7 E, i" T1 E! }( `# e. C5 nLater that night the little girl says to her mother, # F N1 H+ g, P7 n. j; X3 {, s
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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& u9 w+ _; v8 n7 F9 i& g" T+ P8 pThe mother is surprised and asks, % J8 W. Z& i8 I$ p0 M3 ?
'How did you find that out? # q, U) i5 x$ I: q1 p: y
* `8 W/ q" c5 N% | G7 t! _% Y'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. " U; |2 @' m( Z
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 3 \9 m' y& {) J$ ` M1 k
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
, g' D( n2 Z4 K6 e7 f'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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9 V, v/ G# w( G$ m* Z. j) w' L+ oIf you see someone without a smile today4 T( u6 T! V% [( @$ Y' |# I
give them one of yours |
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