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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 / [4 ^" {: N3 [) e. d6 h
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
" m1 c# g! X) O! `! }  s'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
/ n, I8 |) p7 O& Y0 [, h'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
- m; _8 D2 H% y+ n'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' $ _0 b) F7 y+ E; v3 i* F* Y7 c

9 g4 |0 E! J5 ZUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' , c' U" {$ {* P1 K: o; G# f: P

/ L8 j9 @* v4 W9 `% f'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' ; |* T( [$ S0 O
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
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It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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" B& M5 t1 ?  U9 q3 K  jLater that night the little girl  says to her mother, ; G0 K: M- `& l2 k
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 2 |5 W# G9 C) t, S* h, d9 q% o- @
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 1 V8 T2 j$ M# I' y7 a  S& A4 m$ K
'How did you find that out? 7 ?0 k8 K- k: |# g

/ |' y" H9 t0 q. `; V& E4 O3 F'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. 4 v: j( L& u. S9 y  \
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' / u$ w7 w' z8 Y' f8 R
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
8 @) b, Y7 Q* B# m'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'8 r9 e8 B. D0 s6 B- X
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If you  see someone without a smile today. u" a) X: N6 R  S
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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