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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 & t; J# ?9 O; T% L" M; T: G
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward' I& b: o% g/ R/ L' h
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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% R  ~4 Q  K/ C* L- K0 ?' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' 3 C! e- B0 w: @

, a/ X" F$ P3 w' P7 ?+ ]: f& z'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
* \2 x5 I" ^! J9 P4 ]'It's not polite.'
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. a# q0 |" h) r2 ]! x. R'OK',  the little girl says, 5 p; |6 j5 O7 ]- G! `6 @* {
'How much do you  weigh?' % E' n& `( |: g

+ j; ?- O- x( @' j: @'Now really,' the mother says,  
( c5 e. z( i; H; o'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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) f# g. }1 V- K1 x& T2 U% D" PUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' 2 y) ^7 _8 L& m0 [* W$ T
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' n) m/ X5 \2 Z& {  L& ]' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
" V. e; ~. _9 J) \; e'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
4 E, z8 {( S, ]3 a8 v& p9 t/ hIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' . ^2 e8 d8 ?6 o' I: @
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, $ e2 V8 B3 d  |- d/ }+ B
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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; P+ v5 }4 z* T" T9 XThe mother is surprised and  asks,
1 Y6 F9 j2 q, P( g'How did you find that out?   s' l; G3 I& X' w* l
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  3 y  j) Z+ s7 [* O
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. 1 V+ F+ t0 \5 X1 i
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' ( L3 c8 w' e) r6 E" l- ^
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 w. U, `# w3 _'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?': m' i" x4 H' d! S' h

7 b; m3 v2 k. k'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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% l  x0 G6 E; K9 AIf you  see someone without a smile today- t% W7 v* O( T3 e
give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 14:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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发表于 2010-3-7 12:00 | 显示全部楼层
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