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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
" m1 c# g! X) O! `! } s'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
/ n, I8 |) p7 O& Y0 [, h'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
- m; _8 D2 H% y+ n'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' $ _0 b) F7 y+ E; v3 i* F* Y7 c
9 g4 |0 E! J5 ZUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' , c' U" {$ {* P1 K: o; G# f: P
/ L8 j9 @* v4 W9 `% f'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ; |* T( [$ S0 O
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
' j( \% F$ [1 H0 G/ \( W8 U% o" [ x'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 9 A0 m1 P% u9 e5 \9 y7 p3 ^1 ?
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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" B& M5 t1 ? U9 q3 K jLater that night the little girl says to her mother, ; G0 K: M- `& l2 k
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 2 |5 W# G9 C) t, S* h, d9 q% o- @
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The mother is surprised and asks, 1 V8 T2 j$ M# I' y7 a S& A4 m$ K
'How did you find that out? 7 ?0 k8 K- k: |# g
/ |' y" H9 t0 q. `; V& E4 O3 F'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 4 v: j( L& u. S9 y \
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' / u$ w7 w' z8 Y' f8 R
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'8 r9 e8 B. D0 s6 B- X
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