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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ; Z7 g" i+ ]8 ]' A- e# R
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward8 M9 q3 Z+ D( u$ W0 z  x2 n. w
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 4 K4 p; t% |* }- r7 f

- B, n+ o1 @5 p# c3 y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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2 {8 y5 y9 \5 n/ C8 p! b'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
. [8 Z% |* s* e6 Y'It's not polite.' % W9 W( z* A8 T# F$ ?: X' D

5 j7 Y: J% e/ }! G'OK',  the little girl says, ( Q$ G1 i# H8 M1 [% j
'How much do you  weigh?' ! R. U. a- Q9 v7 T5 K
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
6 v; l0 b+ I) ?6 ^0 O/ P'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' 8 I1 g  p; F9 V, |4 y4 w6 L" L

' r5 C) M  x2 b7 ~. @# g'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. ( O4 V3 _# x$ m3 t( h

* S( n$ q& f/ f; [5 F* E' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend, " _6 a" `) [- _
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
7 B9 S4 w# \4 ?  V8 X4 jIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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# l; o2 a$ Z% B6 |* A; x+ K" z! JLater that night the little girl  says to her mother, ; y1 w! s% P1 z' X/ o
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' % O  [! W- w6 X! L3 w5 S/ G* U
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 7 `4 }% ^% z' ^$ O  S  m4 V
'How did you find that out? : v* w# ]7 q- m' o  ~: u) Q
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  6 u( @" D( m( M, f

; K, n7 C6 g$ \8 @4 U+ z- dThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 I/ Q4 c: {4 y% \'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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' j5 K# _1 S# j% Q, x- G'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, ! o; F9 A( E3 O( [
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' $ H; f7 A/ N- w) ~4 ~2 b
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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' m8 M0 _+ x& E) b2 l* @'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today% ^" V/ [4 l6 G* [
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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