The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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! }  U) Y) W7 T# X& U    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
8 n) `( N7 a4 J4 |7 h. b    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
3 J6 t0 d) K; S5 j; V! P    especially when they are taken
  I7 r, M6 }; Q& `; d; ~    by people who annoy me.
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# ^5 `/ c3 M$ ~5 J' e3 j# o   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
- a$ L6 z( }$ K& Z  Z) q   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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/ j! Z$ y. t& ~9 H1 q# \4 W* m   I do have flabby thighs,
8 I) s6 o  R' C3 N    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
4 [! {, D8 w; g  start with a small country.
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9 S! I7 t- g+ }- Z   I know I got a lot of exercise
1 E$ G- S) o1 V$ J0 S    the last few years,......
, \0 H" q7 X3 f' n" J4 d    just getting over the hill.
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5 O; l' I1 Z" Y1 C6 K  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
% d5 Z% n) s( S9 ^* ~    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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: Y" X* i: P. n: g0 c    Every time I start thinking too much
5 Z8 |' [! F4 }1 A! ~     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
4 x: f6 m+ m3 z% J4 z( [# K. X   and by the time I leave,
2 E- V6 V# t, @5 r5 `. q% z) `% H# j* P    I look just fine.