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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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5 ^" N9 q9 }8 x5 y0 V1 cHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,8 v% q; G7 T" S( V
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
6 Q) L0 a8 Q+ N9 @At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and1 ?0 A3 e" V: B$ _+ C
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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& R! x( q! W$ w/ VAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.3 ]$ q2 w: a% ^' o# D7 y
, X- J! h, ]+ i# ~# i3 Y" ~+ _# k' u3 k'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he! |0 Q: @8 P1 X6 j1 ]
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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