Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; j4 r" d# A5 KHere are some examples:   
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# t8 B% ]4 z  U0 z- s& D& gFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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, i' e! h0 }% ]4 yPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 e2 F- b! u5 F6 m1 c) ]3 fTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
1 R0 P" R- ]1 G4 j4 m! t6 ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- K( @2 j/ h2 e( a2 p- TEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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2 ]% B  o4 c- ^  c$ QHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
7 ~5 [, ^0 s$ |THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
$ m) T9 x$ ^/ ^/ k雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.