Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

. f% [/ e. M% u( u3 lFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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+ r, r4 B+ s$ S$ a4 ^+ T5 WPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* D4 w6 |6 v1 n7 x; GFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
" T% {' R$ H: c/ z4 {, W  ~EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 c8 B7 t) C( h: w- h7 O5 d5 A3 HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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$ _& n  ]$ o1 c$ C3 ]/ LTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
+ W3 C, Q7 m. U* s雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 g" w$ Y5 \$ Z& _% }You are welcome.