Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
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$ c" s  g" l; y4 w* wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
) g  q& E3 p, M& c8 u: ^3 l雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

0 H6 S3 C# {" J- @You are welcome.