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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. . ]7 t, J. U' C! P: N, e# |
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"Mary... Mary...." ( i9 U0 \" w. x: Q& c3 I. g
6 A+ d! `0 E: n, k+ n4 S% o" C7 U"Is that you Fred?" 8 X- D* E, C/ u! t0 ^
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ( f( q2 @+ s9 d: @7 }' R7 z
+ C B& X J: d: E) k |"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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% t6 m {$ E) p- ^% t* L: c"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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