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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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" o$ [( l2 F# ["Mary... Mary...."
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! T$ |. B3 o* W5 H! D' M"Is that you Fred?" . C8 _6 P& G, D4 [
2 n& o$ B3 U- q( m' H/ J+ _"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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$ j9 n2 v7 f7 q6 }" g"What is it like?" / t8 V: a0 L j: ^% [- r7 A
: J6 Q* a+ O, q+ b3 F& f" g/ ^5 p( T"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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, o* R. w, U/ J- p"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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