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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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: [7 V V" u% X* {, H% g6 B3 ?# H"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 C% |5 w# }) X, [9 c8 c; P9 y( v4 i
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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: S8 W1 f: M3 X"What is it like?" ; @+ N9 k5 g" `( i
* s7 H: n3 Y$ `"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 0 d1 X# e% h# \' H
! S) k! o9 s" j/ g6 J* J"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." - z1 o" \- z/ W0 n: d
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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