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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ) p) N! ]1 k0 D1 G- _6 |
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"Is that you Fred?" $ `) w8 W* w" i" B
6 A! F* {! Z, s3 Q. q"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 l2 T5 s; m; X, ~4 ~
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ U5 M4 W8 d% r x/ R- H
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