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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 H" V6 M; r2 d1 a& }" u3 t
6 Z0 W7 W7 {6 M- T5 S' P"Mary... Mary...." 0 Q* F8 n7 B: [4 k' \5 r
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"Is that you Fred?" `& ?1 W; Q- m4 Y+ g
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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- p0 X8 d) t/ X"What is it like?" , l8 A3 M$ G6 C4 ]: R) o
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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" q: R* S1 ~# }% i1 F# f, f" `& p) a# G" x"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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