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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." + Q( K6 c. D( y% ]: ]/ |3 E; }5 v
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 R1 D$ z& k2 J( M2 z0 @
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." + l6 o- d9 \2 \+ ~6 e$ {: W! b
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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