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Husband of the year) p) l% u, F, }/ e1 X2 T! U
awards
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The honorable( X, Q T) p, O$ j
mention goes to:+ z& M) [4 Z) v- T+ R+ V
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... / t$ R# j' P- s, a% h
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and then...
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/ m6 \- N' w: O- z- Zbut 3rd Place must go to...% x/ s0 [! O9 d: [5 l
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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, g. e) Y9 L) @& m+ mIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.' M$ G5 v$ m; S' A' M
6 M9 F6 I9 M4 m3 v* P5 P7 ^6 pThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
2 ?& J ]7 y# H% H2 S t) m% Aholding her hand....
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9 F$ T: y4 j6 q9 nWoman has Man in it; 7 U8 k2 R1 f5 F. D, C( I1 ?# J/ Z
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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She has He in it; " w7 Q6 N. @ e5 `
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 7 H! \7 |% H; x. j1 _" M: o) ?
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I never looked at it this way before:
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! ^& b/ K% \6 \" M2 t1 REver notice how all of women's problems start with, r# @1 ~9 j! E5 M
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1 @ @6 E9 }/ RMENtal illness3 \0 Q8 c% D( P' F: c
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MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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AND
6 A t/ j, \2 L0 |When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. " p) C" \- o. ^1 C/ |
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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