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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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7 ?! U; S9 F0 X# E# Z! x& RThe United Kingdom k( K4 B4 I: B4 O! c
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, w# H" K2 ^' D& i4 cThe United States of America ) H0 J* ?: h: ]

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4 c7 ^* W5 r) n; L# ]: w9 Lbut 3rd Place must go to...
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; U9 i. h6 k; v5 yGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 2 {$ b4 M) \; A5 i& S8 S; z
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was awarded to....
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5 R: n% r, [' R! {7 J5 k a& ~" zbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 0 K6 u* |8 r' J- y {, L- C2 A
2 Q. N4 X+ T+ d( B) _7 ]1 @Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish. Y0 ~: [& P: f
: x2 O3 e' t1 @: J2 {The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) z- M8 c% b" e$ X! |
holding her hand....
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) n7 }% S8 V1 h' q! X8 Z& SWoman has Man in it;
& X& t8 P, ~8 I0 J4 Q9 fMrs. has Mr. in it; 6 {; E9 c$ k) z' W! j
Female has Male in it; 2 X7 T1 ^% q6 h; d, Q) V! `( n
She has He in it;
8 S) C5 L, N' ~" N6 I: |8 \/ M# I# LMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps 0 W5 P E; L' |9 A9 ^/ [! ^
MENtal breakdown 6 u0 Y# y. C. r. z+ l- T
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4 V) ?9 o( E. M* A, o1 B- }! vWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. % p" M4 k% i% e/ a) X$ r3 r$ e
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