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Husband of the year) T) }" l4 r7 {6 O, B, L
awards
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; }, O4 |1 ~: qThe honorable' W$ ?% ~1 M3 e) r, M
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0 f/ h5 I3 n: @0 e3 O A# ~1 X( ^The United Kingdom
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' {8 ]$ ^ u1 r, C {followed closely by...
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The United States of America 8 `! e( z/ z: f6 L# `; d+ G+ \

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and then...
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9 B4 c- z7 a. E3 K) Ubut 3rd Place must go to...* S8 O. V- Q ?! n
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" l( I# o/ D. q# j% n( o9 q5 h5 O" K; \it was very very close but the runner up prize
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8 ` F% Q5 R+ m) e" Vwas awarded to.... 8 |7 _! S+ n; f# Q3 w S
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ( b, z# G( T. }& f F) A5 D2 Q
: a& O( Y7 x2 u+ FIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 ^! Y" |3 M$ H3 H( n+ b1 @
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it; f/ B7 U2 y( u9 |5 I
Mrs. has Mr. in it; * T" R4 |- V5 g8 l. r' g _; N
Female has Male in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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" R3 j) ]! o) [0 B8 l1 S' aI never looked at it this way before: ' v, C+ v6 [+ P% {
' M( {) O% p( |4 J" W. LEver notice how all of women's problems start with- R4 R& D0 G. B4 O
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps 5 d+ D+ G* J5 |* j, L- m
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist 1 j+ {; s9 {& B) O# I0 ` T: U
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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. I% H* z- t" I: j8 g( BRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You+ @% Z) G" D+ d+ F- ?2 g+ K
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