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Husband of the year6 t. @2 U4 W$ I4 x* x
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mention goes to:$ w/ {% f" O) L( U+ D/ {
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0 c! t# X5 ?3 ?9 FThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America : j _; z v) C/ Y; {( ]

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 7 y; i3 ~, S, a" D+ X5 B: J" e+ f
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. $ a# ^2 G3 Q( x" K+ [5 C& F
7 b9 t. J4 N# n& J- tIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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2 i6 ]. C# z5 J0 j" g" ?Woman has Man in it; ! c$ @$ { p5 l. k' y: W7 a
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
4 ^4 M' ]9 i1 S* S9 z. j9 wFemale has Male in it; 2 t+ g7 N3 Z6 k4 ~; p+ l
She has He in it;
- _& f) d% o7 S3 SMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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5 s, ~+ ]$ D' ~" wEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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# R/ U% w! \9 l" ^MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist 6 s1 s+ a3 M0 `) j0 S! i4 j1 }
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AND
7 n5 X) o$ d8 q4 r8 CWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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3 I& X; M6 \! k" K+ p& eRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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