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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
# ?# h9 e8 h i" }0 oTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
A3 H* }+ ^+ X) PShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,: P/ s8 S# s# q6 ]3 k
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
9 x8 m, l4 [8 n3 z% b* rHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( M: t9 `/ |/ N; ?+ t4 gWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
, e' }6 i3 w( x9 m" o; P( }) C# H2 w, NHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,+ ?1 c0 X \ |/ W8 l+ M
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
6 B/ d; A7 }3 U! r* oFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
$ z+ C3 W6 H+ f k' CTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
: K+ B% Q3 l+ M4 D9 d1 S3 ?With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,# X( U9 t8 U0 f
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
\# S. E. b' bDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
, D) v2 M4 V: y* \6 X0 b9 B% BTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .' [- M2 s# c% ~" ~2 B3 d
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,2 R# G' S0 M' _1 q0 Q* e; d
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- u2 }2 Q5 {5 B9 A: v4 r$ w* K+ ~She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
( x( U) T" r9 w; ?3 JHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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