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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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3 {% m: |( Y# x- o4 {1 p"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

- v& O1 J) E; B8 |"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is