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Wanna share a joke with you guys:& x6 {1 Y4 `$ Z6 m( q
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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' n' H; v9 {4 S) k+ X1 s$ yThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, r3 ]" s8 X0 G0 h* K& r* n
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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- T. l+ K) C# @$ ]) A* QThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 A" m* ]! D. \. e/ ]6 K
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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V; p, @9 `) W. x4 Z& U .... Scroll down ! + @) S: u' i- k, ?5 ~- }: a
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+ F! M' ^8 C) n0 k ZYou'll love this ! ( n" s. F' h, i1 X" t
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