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Wanna share a joke with you guys:5 Y4 M6 v D1 ^( K% b; @
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"7 ]$ L% S0 f4 R2 ^
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$ l6 T. x+ {6 Q- e& o5 t `. hThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 e9 {4 `+ k9 w/ M; c! I, x2 yanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' f& w2 E: h9 ]* ]4 u/ d
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
|1 f$ O' N# R3 Y nWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
7 O, X% j* u8 j2 W" afrom my hard drive.
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' O5 S6 F) S9 o8 t" C N, B( sAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us( C) `! ^# i& g. \
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,0 p, u( m3 X2 X9 l: ?9 {3 P
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:4 A3 m& d$ ]& ?' d; M
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; w H' K- R$ d5 ^9 h* Q7 u .... Scroll down ! 0 ?9 p( U) \% P- [
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You'll love this ! 1 H: T) r- M7 i
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: [; B0 ] p8 D/ }: W8 y'You have Male!'
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