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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
$ \; Z. q. D5 O) G& n2 ]anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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5 w6 Q' T |; |6 ^- N! G/ WThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
* Z/ k& c7 k3 G; YWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download, _8 w+ X8 L1 V
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us$ c' D6 n: A1 `$ n) R
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,' G% ~* x6 y/ D
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:2 r5 H7 M7 B6 d5 T o5 ?+ ^
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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