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' R6 f# X6 W# F# ZA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"! P8 y0 Q$ B! W
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6 M/ A% e/ d, v6 Z: j4 ~The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
' b* K' t# s& ^( {8 h Panyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.6 J; O" b# N3 W# @* M( ~, v* r( ~) u
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% M7 P0 U8 }% B) n8 `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
/ r8 U; ?4 F! l0 L1 Z' ?We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download( K! C' m- {/ h- @/ y; R9 p k/ Y
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us+ R I+ q3 B" w h5 E/ S& n/ a
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,# G, S) l8 K3 g- R0 P
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:$ l7 p1 X" k; z' C2 Q8 J. T2 F
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