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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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; s/ s, b0 |# X% ]A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
% b+ Z1 g" Q' O1 u- p4 x% sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
. n, N R; ^4 }2 s2 I4 \We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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4 z# B4 w6 y4 U. R8 FAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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' w6 G# J4 P; Onine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!'
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