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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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' _: s5 M" Q2 c7 `5 C% FA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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6 O( I# ^. D( f4 x; QThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out0 `/ p) j( H' s2 X. C) D
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.( `. @& k! H/ }- p
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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1 L; R/ } y# ]/ u& OAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us U+ ~7 d: u5 T8 g y3 W' m2 H( ]0 K
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,- {) i$ H& F6 S, L/ J$ _# I( z8 t
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" f7 b& P# X2 X0 s9 Z" b& ~
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4 n! k! B' U3 q( G! u" ]( J! f .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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