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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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' _: s5 M" Q2 c7 `5 C% FA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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6 O( I# ^. D( f4 x; QThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out0 `/ p) j( H' s2 X. C) D
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.( `. @& k! H/ }- p
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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1 L; R/ }  y# ]/ u& OAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us  U+ ~7 d: u5 T8 g  y3 W' m2 H( ]0 K
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,- {) i$ H& F6 S, L/ J$ _# I( z8 t
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" f7 b& P# X2 X0 s9 Z" b& ~

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You'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny* v* w9 }6 s: e. b- Q
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

+ ~8 B1 ^4 C' G- b Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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