A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
) f/ Z2 U/ K2 k  z; f( p+ f# ~I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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2 \0 A$ e" z- W  b0 }2 a2 e. AA few days later he received a letter from his son:

3 |1 R; Y% i% r; a. {2 a: y! Z2 XDear Pop,
- L/ x1 [0 D( s2 t7 D5 sDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
; E6 F0 f3 Q/ @3 f+ f1 a) S! v) P% nLove,
5 A6 O! _& G; lVinnie

- z5 U$ K/ b- ], `9 \) T, Y- s. ?At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

# C* x) I7 I5 [" `That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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0 L* o' P" O. [* p  wDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了