A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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, l' N, t) `- ^3 DHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

7 N3 N, b8 J( c  z# gDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
2 `* K7 t5 `1 ]( w, ]Love,
Papa
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6 }6 i. t0 r; j# P% ?; D$ QA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
, I# ~$ l3 a0 U; i3 s/ S' S4 XDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
- \+ K- g0 `, s3 p* \Love,
Vinnie
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" q# o, @* k9 e( }; {( HAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

0 R+ U5 t+ K9 {$ T  _4 M( K8 GDear Pop,
' d3 E  ?( K! N, AGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了