A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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% X) a1 M( c. P( a+ mDear Vincent,
* `( M5 ~2 Y" n3 N5 ?8 v$ j  I. KI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

- X# _% I' ~1 H  q; b: A% }A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
! i# N7 r2 Q6 p& ?, L# X+ HDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
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$ o) h/ g3 i0 P5 IAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

5 a# K) R) Q: W- R( I% }- bThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了