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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.   _. h, X; G  i: A) }0 U

" i7 `9 g9 N/ s- NSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
$ ]; B) ~3 A+ R: UFor their first night together.  : b0 o- d5 d7 [/ R7 v4 T2 {) k" z
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0 \  G$ Y/ E. c. l: L& M6 Z! n5 vIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -2 X9 m; _7 g. o6 j4 y6 G& t, m
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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1 ^5 h. n7 ]' G: W7 xShe replies -  No.  
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% |3 p: m  Y. j) \9 {Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?( j! V/ A8 z6 s" |
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.  ~5 j  X* O& q4 K% k
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -' Z: S$ R2 ~% _, P& y+ g
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?% b. w! p% r; F$ S( N
She replies - No.
0 C9 l/ X' o; a3 P' pJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
( \' ?3 t1 U2 N4 E+ Z; X" }( @His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..2 p0 @- v" a  c' x; w  O
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
' N5 d6 \$ M& q+ ^5 N8 cAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
; w5 k' F7 m; ]" y& a1 d9 I* `: XHis mom says -  No.   
  s9 U4 X3 G5 s7 j+ ?* @He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
8 w! C+ h! p9 Y1 HHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think0 [) m0 R2 D" t" c4 N( z' ^
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
2# flyincat
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  R$ S; p1 J6 y4 S2 d3 S# Yyou tried?
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