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写给美国总统：/ u: i) Y' I" _& V( y- @- H) a2 m
8 z/ G! e+ m4 T) tDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) K, W3 s0 j; n/ a
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander9 C5 j3 P ~5 a& B$ i' a
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following* d( M r' B% O [7 }; f0 g/ U
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9 J1 n9 n' n, b) q9 S. g/ ^You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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# M: `1 E! B4 U# u' \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 _7 J1 L, E9 _7 j1 k2 T9 \1 D
; M& P; Z. d) c3 bPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the* x/ F2 \; G) X( D$ j1 t1 {8 r) e
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4 _7 f5 N* g6 T) S, J5 z; { O1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -# P$ m F- ^( u H
Unemployment fixed.. r, {( }" j. R, i6 V9 l) y2 m& {
) m( P3 ^( f- |1 X& `& y& o3 D" d2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 }" K6 _& `4 K+ kAuto Industry fixed., Y4 s. ]4 Q5 m+ t/ G5 t
* U7 W$ E7 {9 f4 S" ]( D3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ ?1 S1 f" B `& S# f. J, O
Housing Crisis fixed.! P. F! I7 k& t: T# F# h8 i1 `
2 s9 g$ s) J5 T4 e* hIt can't get any easier than that!# x" d, A0 t! v4 x# n3 Y7 [; h
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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