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写给美国总统：
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" l6 p9 n' { g/ N, rDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
?+ |9 ]) `* I& [* o* Y4 w( S0 xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
4 [+ T6 I# C8 E0 Dthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.3 e& m3 T" a# D. r! ]! _
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the" D7 H7 L# {% `1 y; q4 D" y" `
following stipulations:
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7 u# C+ Y; @4 J& H4 b1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -- g6 N$ W; W. S" [2 y- J" H
Unemployment fixed.) K) l F7 }4 p B
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-& X( K7 P& e/ [& v7 a% }& M6 U
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
3 W E/ I8 S# l1 }1 PIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their- V) j# Q* T O9 e, I' A
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