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Dear Mr. President:; Q' A+ ^. Q2 n3 t( c" Q8 j
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( n) r0 M0 u0 F" x# g; s
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander2 ]5 q/ I6 e+ Y5 a5 m% f& g) W
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following( f- H+ k7 k4 g# ?6 E0 u, w2 i/ S
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; N \) ~ X: z1 `7 iYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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/ C4 z4 J- O2 O6 z- Y& a' u9 aThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; Y1 f" ~& T: u
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
& O' M) T, K7 o" ~% N1 k$ Ffollowing stipulations:/ i0 K6 t6 T# z& `) g$ W4 D
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -2 n" ~: N) J. X% O' S/ R _ S O* d
Unemployment fixed.* B8 f8 ?3 B7 ]; `! h
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
% V0 C# i, W' {5 w% G; q# t) w4 gAuto Industry fixed.) S5 N* }% j& M8 S# ^0 S
/ ]# u. d' H" `1 f0 p# ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-8 w* {! T. K6 [/ t/ D" m
Housing Crisis fixed.7 e* J: O& s! M" Z4 z) x5 Z
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It can't get any easier than that!! |3 ~/ `6 d1 Y1 k' t( b2 k$ r2 \
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 P1 D# d- w3 x
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