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写给美国总统：
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: u: C- u# D# tDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 z6 o K$ H+ a1 a0 i: G- D L0 sInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
C3 O4 Q8 A0 h9 m/ Ethe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:3 N% E, M6 R* e2 P5 S* a$ H4 |
' N0 f: T; B& L! i6 [- XThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ h' G# r) h7 F4 @6 @6 ~
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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+ B: A: o" w5 z0 n. p1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -1 U# p% |" ~4 w5 N0 Y
Unemployment fixed.
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; T0 K# p4 S: j% |" V' z' A7 f2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: N, |- s* D/ L
Auto Industry fixed.% j6 ]' z, f4 L# A0 J1 o
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 ?1 U5 \5 l) ]8 g g% q! b1 M
Housing Crisis fixed.+ J) k2 x" d+ o' L
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It can't get any easier than that!
+ j6 m# v* D& S/ p- x C3 f9 gIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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