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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 D2 e3 e% h+ ^8 ]" T5 F! R$ \
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.1 y$ n# \$ j/ V- S
h$ Q; A0 x. f9 G6 b! U7 }8 kYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:7 f- l* \1 \# G j/ V3 E
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. S6 P4 M* ^% _9 v8 U7 U8 h
# [' ^! Y# L B; |3 ?Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the, L5 S, Q/ r1 \# I
following stipulations:; J& Q# O1 R! ]. ?8 k
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: a- u K, h% A
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!, q1 F! w- W5 D4 z+ J0 n; \1 R
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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