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写给美国总统：
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: l8 O. f* t; j7 gDear Mr. President:% t: R1 V0 o+ J( @* K( d& a
0 P6 {6 W: E/ ]1 _, VPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 _9 M7 d2 g8 r u
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander) J, k5 T& s; b# T8 q0 y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following' r, s Q& J+ R' L& u
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( P% H- ?3 G$ V/ H+ j' |You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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4 [( N9 Z3 \+ n6 ?% `4 e4 S' KThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the1 z) ?& Y! A' {% S# F
following stipulations:2 v: M" w. _' M
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -0 _- y' i& [5 U. f, U+ Z. I
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-8 ?7 F; f) R7 u9 T
Auto Industry fixed.% u* ?8 K9 _# o; c
1 X6 W$ S, `) b8 R7 `3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( e3 I; {$ ]3 ?Housing Crisis fixed.. L9 B1 v3 l0 r d1 R h* n, c1 J
: W# w2 w" U" q$ tIt can't get any easier than that!) c3 b/ A: D( ]$ d2 Y
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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