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( Q5 v! P0 P; z7 E# C M3 {- i+ LDear Mr. President:
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1 i* Q4 t% G, ?, U3 l" VPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) e2 o6 K7 g! ^2 L! [
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 v& T+ T! A1 x A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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, t- M) I/ g! E0 u1 S, TYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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( e z* u" Z0 t% W3 AThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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7 x% | a0 q2 ]! uPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the2 r, C- `% |. G- ^7 U" p+ @
following stipulations:
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! m' i; _1 o0 O$ i1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
) M* y) z, ^( d' q7 cUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# R T) f1 A, E- H+ l- r( ?Auto Industry fixed. \+ e- k3 @7 ]
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
E$ l6 U8 r# I5 B- L5 S4 a8 kHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
# u' W2 H9 `9 H$ O2 {4 ]2 NIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their% }7 D- T% w: d! `, r
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