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Dear Mr. President:3 m0 {: a Z* N5 _
f* J! u ~& `( tPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: v8 K# U6 y, F- @% V% j; gInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander2 w( O" s3 j; U0 F2 e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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7 }$ `( s6 I6 PYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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. ]% |! |8 ?9 I& I- G3 H, TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the% q2 ^. j7 k5 f% ~# o! K7 e
following stipulations:( t# T9 K* W" y6 u
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -2 u: g6 q8 W5 E$ [' x
Unemployment fixed.0 J" G4 w3 U: Y/ i
Y& `/ N# v4 c, `2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-) S# w, D! P$ ~. R4 v4 U5 l, f
Auto Industry fixed.
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; v" L: s0 Z; I3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-6 k/ r$ O' B1 v9 L" ]- I
Housing Crisis fixed.
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. Y9 M$ d3 U' p; {6 vIt can't get any easier than that!
9 W9 U2 ?1 ?9 xIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their" Z8 V+ T) o/ J0 E3 Y
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