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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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1 u% n6 z  g- l8 b"Well done. Who was that?"4 E, Y* `' [: X7 G9 m0 c0 J

- @/ @/ p" W* A  _! ~8 o' c$ |"My granny."" g6 ?3 D5 N& d6 l
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."4 t( ^8 P( n4 M4 k- R# _
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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2 ~$ O& W1 j9 v4 T+ g“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” / w. m$ u3 s0 b( [  `

& }1 n  s0 f0 e% _“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 0 f4 k1 q+ [+ X* y& Q

' r! Q4 R' K4 S“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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