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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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+ T6 w. X% M) c% ^A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.% i% j a8 _1 Z( Z
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ x+ y' F6 e% @& g3 t
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # [" ?2 [$ k9 k$ d% c- t2 B
6 }0 d* [2 \0 \+ \9 u0 I' vFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. * @" C, Y( f) b$ S1 A0 f
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " T5 L4 E7 S0 {8 O
/ { l$ t* }0 fHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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' o: x. V: z$ cThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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