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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！6 F. Q. s6 m8 F1 v
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Where did I go wrong?; ]6 S$ |: I0 _; Z
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied." N. T d4 g8 e* d0 w/ V8 k0 T `
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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( U3 K4 e+ g5 z1 h# |% s# O5 ~What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ! p! }& k( t, V7 x6 ?9 F+ o6 W1 J
9 f: m0 ]. r2 c2 H2 kFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 q" N. q! K" G/ `( k4 E
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!, e8 [& ?: S9 m. Q1 Q4 v
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( m& E% w! D0 SHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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