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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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& P6 N3 _- S5 S3 Q5 X! m4 x2 E. P% DWhere did I go wrong?8 x; w1 t8 ~8 e6 C3 `
% q2 H. |9 K9 IA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.7 B! y- U8 `! w1 L3 a3 `
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.* @) o9 C2 q4 |$ b2 N8 b9 z4 \$ j
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / B3 q1 G6 Q; e; o' w- [
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & `% J0 Q, x1 `: E j3 c7 L5 K
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!$ K) M3 i, g2 T
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% ~, x- l* b$ \
1 u. I5 m! X7 x- iHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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