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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 `& G: X0 A& _) f+ e4 K$ }
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Where did I go wrong?/ n; n# y5 o/ x4 B+ ~! O: H6 {
' U0 n! d5 Z0 e# Z7 uA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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! l) I+ Q, J( h1 Y k* mWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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$ W' B0 g3 b" u6 l2 W7 o) N2 |3 CFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) j" G/ E5 p# A1 ]9 SThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( F$ S3 L. s; h$ M8 [& ^% X/ t( N
7 \- s' Y) B+ E* I9 U1 f `Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " |: w! e. v( S: B2 t3 z9 M/ S
4 \; v8 ^$ B2 }$ L4 wHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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# R0 k/ I4 D# t/ LHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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