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MY NEXT LIFE2 W' M% o; k% v4 j$ v
- Z) V+ V- `) u" X- rI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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5 M. c& I/ c; {Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! E4 T$ T( I$ _7 u$ `feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home1 F7 c; T" _3 H1 A
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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. h8 f$ p$ W/ Y2 p1 k7 \* mWhen you start work,
2 [6 N0 }* Y; K7 Q, m" }8 uyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 g4 U' }0 m5 H$ h" i) w3 H
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You work 40 years or
" {' w0 s2 I6 w' Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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. w! H- ~5 ^0 F% S6 b8 s% |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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- H. R: R, \7 SAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no% Q: t* G5 B- j" g8 Q) i) W
responsibilities.
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( x9 H: {9 [' B9 x, WIn a few years, you become a baby and
( Y. i" J2 U: j' i& leveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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! Q: X9 E6 \& l' L; W- t- `2 fUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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