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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE5 h3 t, X; C( y! Y+ G, C) P/ T
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I want to live my: Z* A, z2 k+ d4 E
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the/ |% M* J/ c) j" T5 O" n0 Y) f* g
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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; m- @3 l, F7 p+ u9 n4 H1 fWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your# m+ ?# A/ S1 a" w& |7 _, t/ z
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or8 o8 G5 [  T* w/ C" Z: k
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 f' M8 z5 @* V+ L; E* x2 R% ~6 `
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 e; P" `3 z: w6 |9 S, }6 o
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  g0 p* G: P9 _# p5 ]You go to elementary school, play, and have no4 y- {6 f5 p' G3 t. u2 {
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In a few years, you become a baby and* ~* W0 u3 X7 z0 T
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You spend4 t# p% }, g# i9 @
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,2 f9 g$ C4 V+ j& f# }+ c
spa-like
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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