MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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7 _1 @6 g# a! k3 Q; _When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 G3 F! x7 [" N1 |4 ]0 W+ B% |When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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* s- t- E0 I/ F( P8 }So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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! F7 @$ N3 g7 ?. IAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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$ b1 S* g% B) ]3 E0 c3 E6 \* EYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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6 l2 s% B! s" ~  V: N9 a; X( }You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
2 A, m7 @: D# @7 Xcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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: c* w1 c/ [) d; I5 \4 K$ y3 }Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!