MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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6 f) v5 B: e. e5 o8 E1 U6 @5 FYou work 40 years or
) ]: F1 J9 Z3 d  t- jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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% z+ _/ H3 I( I8 b3 D$ qSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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0 ?5 t1 E; O5 h  \# x. ?6 P6 bAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
# w8 U: d+ X& D- Qeveryone runs themselves ragged
4 y4 F/ {" q  A  Pkeeping you happy.

$ ]' X+ M  t6 h  uYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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4 J" h- w' V2 B5 y( Ymy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!