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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my" b, ^: ?3 \5 }* h, _4 \
next life backwards!
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way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home0 i) i' _9 L4 ]) I- p
feeling better every day.+ @8 w/ [4 d: |# e$ E0 e6 C
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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  L5 Y/ N; y5 M3 RYou work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid4 H( h- a1 Z" G5 t: o8 }' @
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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+ O0 M6 o: `$ N* [2 RIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on: i: \3 w$ n$ i  ]9 W4 [
tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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