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MY NEXT LIFE O! z: p) f$ K }0 r
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I want to live my* P' I# H$ O3 ?) Q% o, {
next life backwards!
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5 \ I' G8 n- c% }9 MYou start out dead and get that out of the
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$ O' \7 ~3 T( T) [$ n( gThen, you wake up in a nursing home7 }( p) l- C I/ m" H& O
feeling better every day.. J1 s. K! z6 v0 j; j
* |( v0 r2 e' J7 F/ r0 ] DWhen you are kicked out of the home$ U S2 G( C1 J# E) _
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 V; B0 R( C. kWhen you start work, k& m) V9 I* s! I$ b" C0 z
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or/ z" r2 _2 b8 R2 E
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 c, K0 x o: f* \- w5 o/ L- O4 V
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 R8 H7 B" b6 P
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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4 s+ ^5 ] f1 \+ o5 }0 b; uYou go to elementary school, play, and have no; J6 f( c6 f# u; s, { r
responsibilities.
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, B( r$ M& c2 K/ `' G5 C* PIn a few years, you become a baby and
5 c5 [' C: u% J2 k. ~( zeveryone runs themselves ragged
. f; C% m3 d' q! g; B+ ckeeping you happy.
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You spend4 d$ T8 K' V) U, t' @" {& ^
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,! J9 w- H, G" U5 @. }- b
spa-like& w& M3 k1 }1 w# r# R' ^
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! c8 L+ s8 ^# ^# @7 M
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