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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.3 N, t7 `2 |7 K. Z: v
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.0 H. |: K7 Z% b& w4 J, ~
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
9 `+ D) K, Z- XThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 r! M, y* c" Q7 K; \Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.6 I4 y, g2 a- }
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 s! v* h" T! {' d9 Y2 g2 i9 Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same$ Q' h2 L6 m+ _
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& h" T, x. M( ^) I9 k
There are some people that are not into all the words. n' ?& r, F5 a4 } p: @ I% I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.; W# ?3 P6 F8 d( }( P
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 75 O6 j8 Y" [. O m8 a5 `
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 r4 A( }5 E& p: R7 ?399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 f5 \/ ?' H+ [
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! Y# T8 ^) K5 N6 O8 S5 D+ J9 JBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! @6 E/ Z1 o( p9 \& J1 N" t* T' a
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
; Z$ I/ E% r2 F4 }3 O' B+ h% [- c+ q" \7 rand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 H( d$ G; X& @1 d. \+ n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 `& W8 l1 B1 }( k* O: ^' H! @7 \. y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& H9 r* d+ |' m' b& W" b
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' |4 ?( ^" c2 g3 W% r"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# f5 f% n! n" p) g6 i. R
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& F2 h" B& `+ {7 h* asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; y8 A, l. g$ x t) [. O0 cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" |; W, J9 f8 N" {& t( C# Vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. V& u. A" z- S- K$ D! Q3 v: fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
. b/ H5 o1 W6 O# d* J( APizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( K) q/ l- F2 P7 Y: r
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 f: o# a1 Z9 P5 f* v9 s5 y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," P0 W& @$ E; @1 k) c# Z. Z2 W; W
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! N8 F2 { [+ i. h2 y/ @completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( c" ^: p$ C+ I4 isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
* U2 K& L# t2 K# VMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
9 K; J% g o2 E" Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) U. N ]0 p) b. y
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ M0 B* X/ l3 \9 Swith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
/ y; Y6 ~8 _, }6 G0 ]you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."; z, w' k; x6 U: M: L
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; c9 P5 i) {3 O% r' ?3 d- V
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go- b, {& B1 t- x* F/ l! F1 S1 D T3 f
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' p" r- |' }- j5 a* oPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
7 v! V8 i0 k0 P6 V; X- icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 M, U) G9 ?, M( Sdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: j, Q5 k) O$ D: u; Z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". w9 s8 S# B& A( n7 E0 S7 }2 h4 J
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ O4 k4 k7 N3 l
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& H* m3 t5 U- G" V; P
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very0 h1 x! Q. t: \; _8 Z8 i+ y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
0 G: m5 x, m; l/ f1 xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 C' Q( m* w7 l0 M: G"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
; c* K# x0 m( B& s5 _% y7 Q- I* Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ C2 X' m- \2 U" ?a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 q0 a: y0 Q0 i+ w$ v! n" W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; T1 l! i b2 T5 x" h# h( N
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,! t1 \8 g) a; |0 t1 m; M+ x
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
2 z7 d, N& P/ @/ F( qSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
$ f8 L7 ]* a$ [% e H' h8 X1 XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
5 A1 l7 w4 _4 r4 p ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
( ]4 \- a0 {* Cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. Y* _& v$ n, }- ~2 P$ Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.$ }; h1 q4 n( r8 d
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# E8 ^4 e- O X4 O$ X
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
I* e! ^$ t0 X, k" xCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ e" _( R& {9 h7 Ithe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 V) |4 j9 v4 IKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: P; G; G1 p5 G% r ]
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 B7 c. ~; S: }& z/ \/ K
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- M6 J; N( t2 a* M% R
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; U1 i6 K2 q0 ^3 y$ K/ Y5 g) Ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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