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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.+ W! ]& _& l; U0 i
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.5 d. a$ D2 j- F6 C W H
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 F8 O3 d9 B5 n m7 w
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' |, e3 E3 J$ L7 j8 o' o; g
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 n$ w: h4 x5 p7 L1 f% {
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 D# o) W |* m* F0 @! R8 r
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
, g7 f" N4 M4 uThere are some people that are not into all the words./ b `9 a1 B) |8 d! e- ~
There are some that would have you not use certain words.4 A2 A; X0 M: e3 k T* |/ Z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 I0 X" z1 _9 ^
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.# _" y) x% A, X! Z, X4 f
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
; R- y' ?( X) \. r/ i3 Pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) G, w. b7 M3 ^/ Q% z
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?6 M) @( v* S# r( ? ~2 M
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 ]& n3 ?3 `; ?) O4 ?* m4 R! k+ j
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% M/ @8 T" a" b
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! ?% \# S2 \ m9 `; L3 a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 }9 M- _* b+ E. hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, J# I3 j# N: O% q2 |3 L0 k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 J1 Z7 C0 k8 m7 c2 z# o. PWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 ?0 n3 C' H. d6 O. }/ L/ f5 v; g5 ?sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* }$ z1 S0 T' B1 W5 p- O( w: B3 s( b9 {man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! t% w+ V3 B* _9 Q; Hsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 A( g1 `. K& m9 M Gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
7 F5 P3 S d" }; p0 v. w( OPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
. Y1 D# K) }" s' x S% A6 GOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 h# k2 Q$ s2 G& pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- n% B# i0 |' O! p+ V8 L- _: Cbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
`3 }7 p5 F5 j+ ~ ~/ ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* `7 \: p# S+ j7 e. R. I
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 a* S& n5 A# gMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 J9 X& F; g2 I4 m! Y) x5 z8 _there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- k6 c3 d3 z6 uI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 Z3 c' Z2 ?* [1 mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ N- E# }% I+ U/ ]7 R2 b9 p f; `
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# a3 v0 x% i/ s) o5 i
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% o- D- [# ?( Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go* n8 J, E9 F+ w* I
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that, E* {4 f0 l n
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! g; ~5 E: n$ A, X0 f% R" \certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% J, A7 ?/ S* ^( s8 u
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
% ]% R0 V( G Rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 d# D; E% [6 OAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 X4 K; D% `/ s& Zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' p5 a6 e! c5 git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ R' w# U. {4 V* c! mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- }& z* N0 j( \% E1 _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* i* ^5 }1 W1 m" X, t5 ^4 ?"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, ~9 a* T1 A- Y$ Dthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* S9 ]6 j8 }: L2 J! r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but2 H. H) w; f, n6 H* q5 S/ G
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ b% s# U7 |: L0 u, c2 [* S- M% c- q
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,, c4 ?, y1 u/ Z
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", y8 j! @! I/ `3 n7 x2 w# y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' B" j2 Q; K- b H: E
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
5 s5 p' R7 D5 N" H0 c! Dcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; v* H( @+ D8 R$ h @# c8 d7 j
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,7 C2 \/ Z, d- E5 h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.' X+ w( M6 \- d
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 @9 v% C- ]# F3 Q" I- F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# ~7 i0 q0 q& |# p$ X/ ~
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in# b& g! w) h/ m' ]' T. @
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for4 X5 [/ D- [7 j( \
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, _" I# M6 u, t) @
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. h1 d# J2 @, u, B, c6 y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
5 a+ U+ g) K) j! _6 H" Cgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
s5 \ n6 P% w6 R2 c" @% n V' X4 acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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