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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% D# C" d, y1 t0 q% s; G
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. \8 {9 t R5 g- ?; `They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& A5 O$ _" T' h( f! u) ^Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. Y7 Y5 l6 A8 \! I; u" ~" b# n- L
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
' e5 s. P: h+ cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 H0 A, s- q/ h7 M: I
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# r$ j; a# Q% |1 E6 N) R7 {+ ], [$ Z
There are some people that are not into all the words.
9 X% ?& }# x# G+ A Z- \ L+ H; u1 PThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 [7 D2 ?7 s6 I1 x$ ~1 Q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# ~) {: W1 R+ g) z7 ^$ Sof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
4 e+ N* ^9 B# n x( m* e" c399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" M7 I' T, e, e0 kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,! [1 G1 K4 _% T) Z" Z4 N
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?3 q' }2 ]1 X% p6 l0 @
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, h {* b7 E O% Q# k
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 q1 }1 }& [1 P1 @' c t( t- S
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% H8 Y$ e( L- `
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# E- Q. h0 {6 I# Y$ n. L" M
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
3 I3 Q" D- T" D, C" ]7 X& |sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ N" E" V. d, r0 [( xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
, q( I& [+ Q8 q3 ~) c- msnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. k9 R" l& p: ?# ?" Z( {
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' R2 c. {7 S: c- c$ q7 W8 Q& \. K) V% k
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 J4 A, o3 m5 \2 |One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- Y: ?: [/ O- h/ B" i
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
! L2 \; B/ Q3 k0 Z% F6 ^0 y9 _9 n8 `* kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ c4 W! j" M" C$ \$ ?completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* w! v, k& g* Q: G0 p! `
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and! |6 D1 H+ J5 p5 V+ ]. K- a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# o+ j" g4 J+ Q1 n+ H" t9 I! v+ x
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; ?; ?: v$ `; C/ h& pI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 @& P$ I m9 x$ ]
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at4 B! m, i9 }- p4 o
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
4 c* Y8 D& I D. R6 R7 j, M7 WIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; Y" U+ l8 r" ?2 ?4 N$ @
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 r7 v9 @, W2 A! ?1 c5 u" Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
8 }6 t# N) V, N6 f# RPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 q* m Z6 k. V9 N1 ~- P v
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 V6 R; h$ ~) I# z( W0 \) U& Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
. F$ `( K1 ]7 W+ w* C$ R. N) pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- g" ]% g* q- K- X0 Q
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
8 U. o2 k- q. M& i3 x: [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
! X7 |$ q3 q7 c; E* j* W( a7 i6 d2 W0 S5 xit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
- a. i1 S2 E% Y' e) limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' u; U2 Z" p$ o) jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: t; ^$ y# Y, Z
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 B1 B4 u; F5 |: z) O ? bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is, Y' P' W3 o, j9 h
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
% i# e A$ `0 e2 p7 F+ C4 OI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for" ~- }6 m* F& y9 l' X
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,6 O) T3 ~& ? w! `4 v1 I8 y$ l& _
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."7 T. M! p1 m4 z: {6 Y! B6 u
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) A- w% S* v/ v# EI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
# b0 H. K3 p6 \" V2 M' [8 wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
/ U, a% ~- M6 b$ y; G0 Fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, w1 V4 |7 n+ Y* d0 q. T
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& l4 x z3 u5 V: ]
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ D" [3 S0 a& ^6 l; j5 ERemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock j6 u1 _' P, u! C; L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" k- z) x! ?% X) C/ nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
' n8 w* D% ~0 i5 G+ ?: \7 X9 Q/ v4 _Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: q" a/ o! Z+ [9 |1 ~& h) M
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding9 E' F5 E8 J- H2 j+ J8 T* Y/ `% \
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" d3 a' {' ?( u& t1 h4 g* Ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You8 o2 k$ a. X) \" X9 s- n) r% Q) I
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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