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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A: I+ @% H$ y2 d# \8 r) A$ A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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2 G1 c% j' o7 d. n& z* ^' x9 G> HONEY,
& s& I8 d: q5 H+ F5 c3 R; M> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?& v/ g' i+ h" N" Z. W7 \* m- `
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
0 ?8 z" n$ C5 @# m. b( J+ `7 ~> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
& p4 r+ H7 B5 b' L; V( F! O> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. G: t4 v# |+ B( ^3 {, E: p6 b
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 G3 [3 J! O, A! t/ f> I DON'T THINK SO.
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- B% q1 y3 X8 t6 l1 G' R0 t> FINE,( v4 Z" z" b( @8 a: m/ A7 j( N: T
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,/ K3 S: m+ g& C* m4 d2 g& Y: M
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?7 ]+ D5 s' K$ ^% R, }) I% A
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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8 e9 B7 H" `' b( F4 t> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
) ^5 h) Z7 x; s% N6 @. D K) _> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ f3 G; q2 d6 x' l$ r2 @! |2 _> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE+ N. N! d4 u2 N; y7 I6 X& W6 F0 N
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?) o e& b" N8 P: Z0 A2 [) c3 y
> I DON'T THINK SO
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; ?( r& A) P5 P8 V* m) |- X- i> FINE, SHE SAYS
; G1 D& |3 T, [8 |5 k7 _> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS3 M/ `( a5 E- t( N; w2 R0 ^
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?# |7 L5 M; M" J& K( g
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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?+ |* u5 i4 h> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ A% g, S& _+ P G. n& G! n, D> WANT TO FIX STEPS
- }: n6 m* ^' C ?# d> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' n2 n' r: t" w
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( ?+ x/ q ?- T' I
> I DON'T THINK SO
& {: O( I+ n' C2 u) H: ?; C% M> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
0 I: y; d3 k( P$ o> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 G7 s' [8 r% m
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# {; Q& n) N/ A! U6 b$ |7 P> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
7 m6 |# `2 O9 P) A( ?" I, w> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................0 @% f/ U: f# {3 M: j) M
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
" D2 {$ I; @- C+ f1 H> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES& [6 X- p7 s3 Z$ M! |
> TO GO HOME) X5 d) [' V2 G! [: h8 U; J, u9 n
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7 J" X* E- Q6 t0 [> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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5 ?/ i4 P9 @: p/ f> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
8 U: {/ }; t' B! H% `. C( h> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ I/ _% [+ }- p; g3 [
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8 A; B- c% k+ |> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES. V( g8 R, D+ A: f- _! F0 k# }: H
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.! m) @# |1 I& E$ ^5 [" s
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?2 ^3 X* {5 K3 R' z
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT0 h( |) B# a7 \4 ^1 _3 e
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.- P4 g% H6 W& d- e2 W( y8 K
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME: H3 y+ T- r k( }" T% ~. C
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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, G2 s; X3 K5 B7 p> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND8 G1 ^( @+ N! c' P2 o. i
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
$ h( Z6 Y# @" p> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
5 s; D7 M2 Z, y6 @* \9 j> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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7 Z6 k# i* g" F> SHE REPLIED,$ j, b; u3 K. _
> HELLOOOOO..
; E. g r- J- i0 \+ |0 e> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN2 D" E6 l t) f7 [
> ON MY FOREHEAD?8 i6 \! _# Z6 N. R! M
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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