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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
+ B5 G, o$ P6 I. W$ F> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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& S" R) M( I; a. i! \> HONEY,# R% q2 D* H3 a+ F. Y
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
: t2 ]: M8 c8 H+ _( N> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.+ }0 k p# b5 B: V P; B& c! G
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S9 C* \* v4 k! P0 W> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
$ R; W; v0 o) M C% a6 V7 H> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?) m: ?' I0 n# a
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
; g1 P8 R y5 y+ o$ G> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?7 t+ H! A5 I6 V3 K8 ^: t- A6 q
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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t6 S: l/ K. }; E. c/ U T% N> FINE,
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0 Q- ~. l! K& J5 F# {- {# @# p u> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,6 S5 c- Y. p* o
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ D& X" g# g- f1 o: f0 c' R8 `3 X6 e> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT7 `* Z% T8 T8 f2 L) C! \
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( p- L! @2 ^" y) J+ u> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
9 S$ C( G6 L/ Y0 n2 k2 B; {0 O> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?. a" b- i, G: U, @
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE( F3 J' U7 U* K* t1 d0 _: C
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 Y: o# T. n: Y- l/ l9 I4 f" h: t> I DON'T THINK SO$ Z1 C) x: {. \/ f- S# E$ `+ S
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, G0 N% g8 i3 \( K# b> FINE, SHE SAYS& n' N" ~8 p- X+ u0 G3 B# Z
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS. C. c" l9 L7 Q9 A6 R1 E0 N
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
( o" j, V' _' |& y4 g> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK3 W2 ~% u- q5 L9 `$ _1 a
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
9 R& s- M' O0 W4 r2 R9 G% G> WANT TO FIX STEPS
: |2 D i( ^- J> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ C6 U2 ? t$ _; W> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ S0 M; p9 ?) a6 j* M> I DON'T THINK SO2 a8 [9 `4 P1 z9 t& c7 k# `' ^
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.3 [' a! w/ X' i8 a# X
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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# z; c' s% U/ T4 w+ m. B> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A; h: P( A/ }( x4 C. D( ]
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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5 p9 w1 c5 }2 r/ V1 d6 a2 m> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
6 s; D7 s7 N9 `0 R> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
% \1 T/ T9 S1 B- @> TO GO HOME% {* L/ Z8 \9 `; O1 J- t. Y
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
* P3 i. w0 w# B; C9 @. H> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.& h! W% W) |& D( L
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/ Y. V0 E4 s' g: Z0 N& v- A> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE) `1 B, W* w7 o3 K8 o3 {/ B
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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0 m: S# q7 t3 @9 @- i* D> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES4 l9 X+ S7 K' b* A6 R* y3 d; h
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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( h3 q# ?) ]- V9 I* p. A* W9 |> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?8 j; b/ k, j& O5 \5 q! u
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT" @1 t0 v$ Q* D- k1 A
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
& `. U8 |/ T! f0 s' o> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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& f$ v* y" C% H/ Q0 J3 U> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% d+ z) `0 B2 X0 h) e$ v" t& C> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER2 o$ y* }# s8 o- O z- p
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.* s3 w, ]' ~8 g, O9 p
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> HE SAID,
" L* [ f; O% U4 J: q> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?. \- J& i/ S7 ]8 k0 f
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- _$ E1 g! l/ E2 Z> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN, w5 D( f+ }4 r1 p
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
: `7 F# r" L) a> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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